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[see-arcane]

You know what the one thing was out of the whole episode that still has me riding a paranoia high? Right at the start of the big table meet?

When Varen Kadorn showed up. Uninvited.

And not a single Schemer asked him "Any good tidings?" to check for the response. Nor did he ask it himself.

Which is to say, I really hope that was actually Varen.

[darrenpillowscriss]

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

[randomcharactername]

there is an orc loose in the afterlife

[azurecanary]

One of my favourite things about Calamity is that all the players aren’t afraid of playing massively flawed characters, even insisting it

[tadfools]

Zerxus to Vox Machina: I have been dammed to the hells for all of eternity for the hubris of a paladin trying to redeem a god who believes he did no wrong and the failure myself and my friends set forth with the destruction of the tree of names which began the calamity and caused untold deaths

Nydas to The Mighty Nein: Come play with my puzzles and remember to have fun and stay hydraaaaaaaaaaaaaated!!!!

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[lesbianpraetor]

Azune is the best inheritor of Thjazi's legacy not because of any fighting or morals, but because he's the only one who can keep a revolutionary meeting in schedule and not descending into infighting.

[ariadne-mouse]

we were enemies, maybe now we are allies. would you like a great axe. don't lose it tho i may need to show a woman who wants to marry me that I still have it

[aelita15]

@jadeandquartzes's tag

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[tttopoftheworld]

cricket is "fuck this apple you take it" "EWWWWWW i dont even wanna touch it"

[navpike]

actually looking through the information we have about the people of araman and the sundered houses and i’ve realized that there are like no orcs represented in any of these positions of great power that control the world’s political machinations

and it makes the halovar’s control over and manipulations of hal’s theater even more despicably evil because that is the site of the rungjani’s suffering. it’s the site where their people were forced into worship and where they are trying to reclaim their history and a bunch of human houses blessed by the gods (who are dead and gone and who cares about them anyway), are throwing their weight around with it. the council, or the chamber of the lords advisory decided whether or not hal got this site. the halovar are deciding what history gets told there. not a single orc is involved in that decision making. and when thaisha calls this out, that it’s her people’s history and truth that yanessa’s reshaping, she’s completely dismissed, despite the fact that she is right and also her family name should give her a level of status that the halovar should respect, if not consider an equal (not that she should need that status to be listened to).

it’s despicably evil. and as brennan says “YOU CAN’T PROVE THERE’S ALLEGORY HERE”

[onyxbird]

Julien's like "I just got through that nightmare at the fiend paint factory; why did I decide to stay in here for unpetrifying the lion man?"

[onyxbird]

I love that Azune of all people is the one chiming in to tell Demodus (while Azune is theoretically stepping away to let them have a semi-private conversation, no less) that, no, he should not tell King Gus he'd do the job for food and a bedroom.

Azune does a lot of self-sacrificing shit, but even he knows you shouldn't voluntarily undercut yourself in a salary negotiation before they've even made an offer.

[pastrypufferfish]

[pastrypufferfish]

[sothatsagoodthing]

Step up your damn game Bolaire you're being outmasked by a tremendously sad autistic man who is one bad dice roll away from the most cataclysmic masking burnout Dol Makjar has ever seen

[prankpuppet354]

I was just trying to get a reaction image of Luis hyping himself up for his turn (like a guy prepping himself before a race) and I instead ended up capturing this 😅

[pigeon-princess]

Azune Nayar🛡️🧡I would trust him with my entire life.