[despaircrossing]

[shadovvlurking]

If you dont draw sunglasses on the sun fuck you

[lifeofcynch]

BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

[shadovvlurking]

[spudfuzz]

Was too fun to make.

[d3dans]

For my followers to reference:

do your research and go wild

[poultrymancy]

Holy shit this is seriously fantastic!!!

[ourartandsouls]

Dude… there’s highlights and shadows of each color too?? BLESS YOUR SOUL!

[tealeaftieflings]

This is amazing for d&d character’s when creating literally any race.

[connor-in-disguise]

Would you?

[booyah-bombmoved-deactivated201]

@ Splatoon fans: reblog w/ your fav related memes!

Only if you want to of course! i just thought it’d be fun

I’ll start off w/ more common ones:

Haunted Calamari doll 

Splat Tim

“It’s the law, Pearl”

T-posing Squid Sisters 

Woomy 

[subway-octoling-moved]

T H E M

[just-shower-thoughts]

The phrase “You look young for your age” is an insult when you’re young and becomes a compliment as you get older.

[laidlays]

there’s one image on my computer that’s so unnaturally large that opening it in my browser just about slows the whole fucking thing down to a near halt unless i exit the tab and it’s this single fucking image

[spork]

I have literally been working on this list since Day 1 of 2013 so you fuckers better appreciate it. All the major players of 2013. If I forgot any feel free to comment and add

[shubbabang]

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

[phosphenewatchers]

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

[askaceattorney]

Dear Sal Manella,

It’s about time you came up with something original.  All your characters so far look the same.  You should just call them the “Recycled Samurais.”

So?  Who were you thinking would play the main role?  I might as well know the name of whoever I’m gonna steal it from.

-Kay Faraday

[jonroxton]

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[tamamoland]

this looks like antifreeze

[dreamofhircine]

tooth hurting juice

[labucheronne-deactivated2019112]

And they were roommates

[turing-tested]

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

[turing-tested]

this one man controls the entire pointy anime shades supply. if he ever dies we are all thoroughly fuckt and left to make our own like animals

[turing-tested]

transcription of his response to this post:

“I saw your message the other day but I have been playing catch up as usual. I apologize for the late reply. Thank you for sharing this post. I appreciate these kind words and the support from the homestuck fandom. If not for their support I would not have been in business for as long as I have. Anime glasses do well but homestuck keeps the lights on. Maybe some time in the future if I am ever able to retire I will be able to release all of my designs for anyone to use and tutorials on how to assemble and shape everything I make. I have gone through a lot making these glasses and running this business. keeping up with new restrictive FDA laws that have cost me a greeat deal over time just to purchase the glasses frames that I use. For a while I had to actually register as a Medical facility just to purchase glasses and the fee to do that alone was quite expensive. I have wondered once or twice if anything did happen to me if anyone aside from my family would miss me so it is nice to see this post. I try to stay out of social media in all forms because I know if I got involved with any of it I would spend too much time on it and get even further behind on orders. So I will say thank you to you and maybe you can tell anyone else you come across I said thank you for the support. For now I am here working all hours of the day and or night making glasses for anyone that wants them. Thank you again for your support, Robert ”

[masterge77]

*Sees Tumblcoin, Tumblr’s 2018 gag* Well it’s at least this gag is MUCH better than 2016′s lizard election gag, not as good as the Horse Friend gag from 2017, but to me, nothing will EVER top this thing:

[hotvampireadjacent]

April 1st

the passion of the clown

[just-shower-thoughts]

the idea that someone could be dead for three days, buried, and magically come back to life is the ultimate April Fools joke