take me to your dealer

Holly 25 Capricorn

[butterflypeaflowertea]

after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [A conversation acted out by the user @/hihosilvervibes on tiktok.

person 1: Where am I?

person2: Welcome, you’re in hell.

person 1: Is it ‘cause I’m black?

person 2: No!

person 1: (whispers) Is it ‘cause I’m gay?

person 2: What? No!

person 1: Is it ‘cause I peed in the shower that one time?

person 2: Oh my god everyone does that, shut up! You’re here because you’re actually in heaven. You get to beat up Ronald Reagan for all eternity.

person 1: (tearfully) Really?

person 2: Yeah we even got you brass knuckles that say “fuck you”, just for youz

(sniffs) Blessed be. (claps) Bring that motherfucker out its time to get started.]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

[mousidy]

*doing your tarot reading*

oh. two of worms. it means worms are coming to your house.. interpret that how you will..

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[ansonmount]

THE GREAT (2020 - ) Heads It’s Me | 2x01

[maxblum]

[you-are-another-me]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Strong ones too

[narutwitter]

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps

[alpine-hoplite]

[laufeysons]

Harry Styles - As It Was (Behind The Scenes)

[peanutbuttaz]

tumblr mutuals who i would walk around an antique store with and point out funny items and afterward get icecream with

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[portrait-of-cromulence]

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

[bookgeekgrrl]

#that is a sentence i wish wasn't understandable

(@blacktofade)

[sandmandaddy69]

[melonflavored]

If i was living in the ancient times  i would probably be  the best berry picker/gatherer  of the tribe   But i would be hated due to my str4ange vibe . 

[funnytwittertweets]