the widening gyre

I really don't give a damn about my bad reputation. Old enough that I've no fucks left to give. Sometimes NSFW. [she/her] {header art @nalonzooo}

[tone-mariie]

first time nerves, careful hesitant hands, something about these two being a lil fumbly, both of them scared to make a wrong move and ruin a good thing 🤲🏻

[radialarch]

david: so is your plan to what, just keep doing this in secret until you both retire, or?"

shane: probably, i don't know

ilya: probably, yes

i always think about how they look at each other but shane answers first and ilya lets shane answer first. because ilya already made his choice in ep 5!!! flight booked for russia, presents bought for his niece, and then scott hunter came out on ice & ilya upended all his plans and threw over family & country and chose shane. are you out to your parents? do you want me to come with you? your lead, shane. i've already decided what i'm willing to lose.

[moonshynecybin]

[bookgeekgrrl]

Patricia: Can you please stop saying lesbian?

Rosemary: I can't say that now?

Patricia: It's the way you're saying it.

Rosemary: Ugh. Fine.

[handsywoman]

shoulder kisses and backshots

[bob-belcher]

So now the only question is, do I wear my fringed vest?

SCHITT'S CREEK (2015–2020) S04E06: Open Mic

[sesamesesame]

this is what

[dyke-parade]

i think the funniest thing rocky does in the phm book is straight-up refuse to believe grace for multiple hours when grace explains relativistic physics. and then finally accepts it in the face of evidence but stays really pissed off about it. i wish we could’ve seen that shit like “where is einstein now, question, rocky just want to talk”

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 75

[ecrivainfantome]

That recent photoshoot of hatosy in that leather jacket has been living rent free in my mind for a while

[iruutciv]

I miss them 😭

[samreich]

who did this to me

[komaami]

Fun fact: Team Russia's coach in Episode 1 is absolutely brilliant, and his speech is hilarious. 😄 The actor said he improvised the whole thing, so now I kind of wish he'd had more screen time.

Not enough skill? Then crush them with your balls! Let's go! Rozanov, don't you have anything more important to do? Why the fuck am I standing here giving this speech? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

I'll add a Russian version so you can try translating it yourself using translators and AI :)

Не хватает скила? Яйцами задавите! Поехали! Розанов! У тебя есть дела более важные? Нахуй я тут распинаюсь? Смотри на меня!

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[theprincessandthepie]

maybe one day. (yt)

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.29 Opening Night

[psmith73]

Bonus:

[jesterlesbian]

everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good