The Angry Old Man

For those curious as to why I make remarks about being an old man, I turn 30 this year. I make videos, record songs and play video games for your enjoyment. Follow to stay up to date on all the things I make and I do happen to post things that are fairly controversial. I appreciate and respect the opinions of others so if you want to start a debate, please respect my opinion by actually making a point with your arguments and not just reblogging with "You're wrong lol". This is a sure-fire way for me to ignore you. Also, though I despise bullying and people being generally awful to each other, if you insult me for my opinions, I reserve the right to insult you back. If you're still here after all that, try to enjoy the moments I'm not frothing at the mouth crazy about shit.

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If you think that those lost episodes were cool, that wasn’t the only thing I dug up http://www.youtube.com/user/sharpesthammers … might have a few new episodes.

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I just dug out some lost episodes from Geeks of the Round Table Let’s Plays and put them up http://www.youtube.com/user/roundtableplays … Check em out!

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You ever have something happen to you in a game that you just have to share? http://t.co/DRBkGhn1fb

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Don’t be that way bitch

Let me introduce you

To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson

and the juice crew

If you see the Princess Zelda

Well you know you’re gonna grab her

So why don’t you try to come grab

my inflatable poo jabber

OH MY GOD

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Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma

Giants from the sky with no sense of humor

Everyone’s in danger from their massive-ass brawl

One shat on Minneapolis, the other St Paul

Rhinocertops vs Superpuma

I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba

I would be lucky if I lived to see dawn

They killed a million people and just stepped on my lawn

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Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion

Bathed in a pool of Strawberries and Cream

The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently

Cream travels places you can’t even dream

Ugh, I think I just dreamed it

How was it? Amazing?

Uhh…

You mean Uhh…stounding? Yeah you do.

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Help me make better videos and other content for the internet http://www.patreon.com/notanotherreviewer 

Seriously.  I’ll have a lot more time to make gifsets if I can streamline my process with making video game and movie reviews a little better.  Everything I make will get better and come out more frequently.

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I’m currently working on something special after hitting 700 followers but I would also like to direct you to the Patreon account of one of our contritbutors.  http://www.patreon.com/notanotherreviewer  Thank you so much for appreciating our Ninja Sex Party Lyrical gifs!!

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did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

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I'm with you on the latter.  There is no good reason to insult people.  As for the former, I can insult something you like and it doesn't have to affect your opinion of said thing so long as I'm not addressing you liking that thing directly.  

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Doing a Diablo III: Reaper of Souls Hardcore live stream at 11 PM EST.  Come watch as I fumble about this game with each class until I die with them all! http://www.twitch.tv/notanotherreviewer

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Hey Ken

What’s up, Ryu?

You know I think you’re a fucking dick right?

Yeah?

Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all in a rap battle to the death

Okay

Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?

Probably

Alright, let’s do this!

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I love how the justification for why we haven't had a women president yet is because "Do you really want someone who has control of all of our nuclear armaments having their time of the month in front of the shiny red button?!" My response to that is "It can't be anymore dangerous than having someone at the controls that gets emotionally compromised over a competitive sport where two teams of men manhandle each other for control over a football"

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[subgirlygirl]

Sometimes the Universe steps in and provides you with exactly what you need at any given moment.

Thank you, Universe.

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Gotta love when tumblr users you used to find amusing and entertaining jump on the hate train and ride it straight to intolerable... uh... ville.  

"Hey everybody, I'm bi now! Love me!"

It wouldn't be so aggravating if it didn't come with a complete attitude shift of complete arrogance that almost makes it feel like a ploy for acceptance and followers.  

"Fucking straight white cishets"

Jesus.  Fucking.  Christ.

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I review Eschalon Book 2 developed by Basilisk games in 2010 for the PC.

Youtube - http://youtu.be/wKbbzbCq39Y

blip.tv - http://blip.tv/notanotherreviewer/eschalon-book-2-review-6860658

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The Eschalon Series of games is the some of the worst designed garbage I've ever played.  Ok, so you're probably a fan of it but let me ask you something.  What makes you so goddamn important in the game when all the NPCs are much much much stronger than you?  An Inn Keeper can kill you with his bare hands even at higher levels! I'm not making this up, I was having trouble with a Dire Wolf and the blacksmith just walks out of her shack and pummels it.  This game is fucking terrible, if you dare to try to deviate even a little bit from the expected skills of the class you choose, you've just successfully broken your character.  Fighters are fucked to begin with anyway as Melee combat is essentially impossible anyway.  All this means is me thinking they actually fixed the shit from the first game as others have convinced me rather than just shitting another game exactly like the last one is that I have to start the game all over again using an elemental wizard.  Hell even the goddamn amulet you get in the main quest is geared for a wizard.  Intelligence and Wisdom buffs.  Fuck you!  It's not a classic RPG, it only looks like one, it doesn't act like one and just because it's an indie title doesn't mean it's so amazing and ground-breaking.  It can suck and it does.

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I review a game.

youtube - http://youtu.be/xu3E9MwkHrU

blip.tv - http://blip.tv/notanotherreviewer/not-another-reviewer-duke-nukem-for-e-t-castlevania-2-simon-s-quest-6803646