at least it's not that freak from metropolis

when da FUCK did we get icecream? @T-rextion

[fanchresca-has-deactivated-deac]

turn on sound

(via https://vine.co/v/i5E1n7Lz2HZ)

[every-captain]

You will NOT regret turning on the sound oh my GOD

[seolhyuns-deactivated20160424]

[intangiblezombie-blog]

Mood

[misdreavus]

reblog if you agree

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[culturenlifestyle]

Stunning Hand-Carved Skull Sculptures on Mother of Pearl Shells by  Gregory Halili 

New Jersey-based artist Gregory Halili designs stunning and elegantly macabre skull carving on mother of pearl shell. Inspired by his native land in the Philippines, Halili intensifies the beauty of his work by using oil painting to give it an iridescent surface. The organic surface gives itself to the manmade talent, thus adding value and meaning to the art piece.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[for-what-its-worth1213-deactiva]

Lmao damn tumblr

[shamoyakelly]

I fucking hate you tumblr

[idkloner]

@yungd0nut

[kushandwizdom]

FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah

[kant-deactivated20190908]

parents at my deathbed: shouldnt you be studying 

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

you dying cause you on that phone

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

if you knew living like you knew them songs you’d be alive right now

[thetallblacknerd]

Ive never met a child as lazy as you; think because you dying that you don’t gotta clean ya damn room. Do you see a maid?

[youwish-youcould-deactivated201]

Wash them dishes before you leave

[quixon]

Bring me a soda and some ice in a cup please and hand me that remote that’s two feet away from me

[wtfced]

you got funeral money?

[quixon]

We don’t need no funeral. We got caskets at home.

[stack3d-stalli0n-deactivated201]

I told yo ass 10 minutes ago to take that damn chicken out the damn freezer

[90sdefect]

😂😂😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

YOU GOT FUNERAL MONEY I’m DEAD

[whoa-bruh]

*cries about dying* shut up before I give you something to cry about

[verticallyadvanced]

😂😂😂 these all sound about right

[nisandall]

You gon’ live today nigga

[2morowland]

Since nobody wanna tell me who did it, everybody getting a whoopin

[thissbrowngrl]

You either staying in , or going out. you aint gonna keep going back and forth.

[inksartist]

*takes final breath* “Who you huffin n puffin at?”

[shawnthreetimes]

*eyes roll to the back is your head* “Roll ya damn eyes at me again and watch me knock em out ya head”

[overpricedvodka]

I love Black people on the Internet.  I don’t even have anything to add other than we all grew up in the same house.

[jcoleknowsbest]

If this ain’t my mama…

[goodguydotmp3]

@nicholelovesyouu

[fatandbougie]

black parents truly ain’t shit but I love them so much.

[palindroned]

[zoomerbro]

[pizzzatime-deactivated20210414]

scrotumcoat:

[butt-berry]

Me in the club

[intangiblezombie-blog]

"You use to call me on my cell phone."

[fantasticallyweirdshit]

[mostlycatsmostly]

Abort

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

HOW DID IT LAND

[intangiblezombie-blog]

I know you don't like me. But I still say what up at work, cause one day you will have to obey me!!

[blazepress]

A very rare Golden tiger. Fewer than 30 left in the world.

[micdotcom]

Some people seem to be confused about Bernie Sanders and the label “democratic socialist.” Luckily for them, Sanders is going to explain the term and its principles in a big way.

[56blogscrazy]

[cash]

when u get to hell & realize it’s Lit

[intangiblezombie-blog]

Dear, Treyarch.

I'd appreciate second story windows and ledges on Nuk3town. Thanks, A monkeys uncle.

[tkyle]

My favorite part of the Democratic Debate.