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artemposting

are dog years different because the dog earth orbits the dog sun at a different dog speed?

hotvampireadjacent

chilewithcarnage

we used to make fun of men for making boobs and butt art. we used to critique misogyny in media.

segamascott

6mayhem

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

toriel-2

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

beiph

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

miles-tails-prowers-crotch

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

tumblintuck

I think on some level this isn’t even exactly a lie it’s sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no one’s looking or whatever it’s like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is

nyancrimew

you do start to understand why jfk killed himself...

loveridden1999

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

pjackk

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

mesetacadre

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet