Internet Today

Covering the latest in today's news with a casual, comedic approach. Formerly ETC News with Machinima, Internet Today is now an independent channel run by longtime collaborators Ricky and Eliot. This tumblr page is a fan blog, and I do not speak on behalf of anyone but myself. I have been a regular viewer for almost a decade, and wish to support their channel.

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Timestamps:

00:00 - DOGE Gets DEPOSED

09:20 - Trump's Money Pit

13:19 - Leopards Eat More Faces

17:14 - US Surprised Iran Fights Back?

18:48 - Trump Demands NATO Support

24:28 - Strait of Hormuz Minesweeper

28:12 - Buzzfeed RIP Bozo

32:35 - Pokemon GO Using Your Data

36:47 - Trump's Cut of TikTok

39:42 - Trump Takes Cuba?

42:31 - Kash Patel's Self Absorbtion

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Weird News bad news about War, racism, and girl scout cookies teaming up with weed

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I'm so fuckin tired

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Ugh I'm tired

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Rfkjr and Kid Rock make love

Life in prison your South Korean president

Prince Andrew arrested

Les Wexner testimony

Welcome to the Board of Peace

And the weirdest, wackiest headlines from around the world

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Y'all can watch it

Brendan Carr strikes again

New polls are bad for Trump/GOP

Memory shortage

Ai dead people on Facebook

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New one

Obama says Aliens are real

Old people get OUT

Tragedy at the Lover's Arch

AI Chatbots dumped on V-day

Chatbot IRL dating

The Epstein Administration

A little fallout from Epstein

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Weekly Weird News

Kristi Noem & Corey Lewandowski

Mike Lindell

RealFood.Gov

Fart Study

And the weirdest, wackiest headlines from around the world

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ICE out of Minneapolis

Military Laser shuts down airspace

Freedom Dollars

GOP still angry about Bad Bunny

Winter Olympics Cheating Scandal

No Ukraine helmet

Hegseth gets shut down

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New one

Elon gives up on Mars

Howard Lutnick hearing

ICE Hearing

Pam Bondi Hearing

Grand Jury reacts to DoJ case

Dinocon

TJ Sabula

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New episode new updates on the bullshit happening

The Halftime Shows

Trump reacts to Bad Bunny

Ring AI Spy network

The "Big Game" commercials

Clavicular Jestermaxxes, gets arrested

March for Billionaires

Minions Olympic Ice Skating

Olympians vs Trump

Measles at March for Life

Jake Lang arrested

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New Weekly Weird News

JD Vance booed at Olympics

Crotchgate

Racist Trump is racist

WWI UXO in rear

And the weirdest, wackiest headlines from around the world

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Happy Birthday Trayvon Martin

Rest in Power

February 5, 1995 - February 26, 2012

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News dump

Witch casts hex on GOP

Meet Coalie: the mascot for coal

Trump's Christian prayer breakfast

Elon is emo

JD Vance sucks

Kamala returns for Gen Z?

ICE lawyer removed

Epstein's LinkedIn list