Pentagon Keg Fridays: Hegseth's Situation Room Literally Has a Reset Button
In a Pentagon memo that definitely wasn’t meant for external eyes, defense officials reveal that national security is currently being managed by Doritos crumbs, Killstreaks, and a surprisingly high-stakes lobby of Iranian NPCs. The fluorescent lights of the Pentagon usually hum with the soul-crushing weight of American hegemony. At 11:42 PM on a Friday, however, the corridors don’t hum. They…







