what am i?

Elias | 16 | [they/he] a bit fruity | sometimes I draw things | batman? | rp stuff is mainly over here btw |

[eliaswirl]

Lore posts

Eop:

Gene/Sasha

Elias Neumann

Cecil Frederick

Hugo Blair-Devitt

Evyn

DnD:

Killian Gracewill (coming soon)

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[cypresskey]

Chekhov’s gun? Nah, podcast’s lighter

[eliasisnotsexy]

Happy Jurgen Leitner’s Death Day, to those who celebrate

[regicidal-defenestration]

[ID: A screenshot of Spotify, showing that the Bifrost Incident was released on 28th January, 2017. End ID]

That Bifrost has been incidenting for 5 squamous, squamous years

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Trump was the funniest president we ever had and he's going to kill himself #girl

[grox]

JANUARY 9TH. First ever instance of #girl. Remember your herstory.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

In memoriam

[variegated-fairywren]

Happy anniversary

[crunchbuttsteak]

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[eternalroo76]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

IT’S NOVEMBER

[thebonepirate]

it’s halloween

[milomeon]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[asterism343]

‎

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[mattydontstart]

I was fine until the damn Imperial March started.

[kinglionheart]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine you're a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid's head, and shouts "fuck off"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sar-per]

You don't have a halloween costume and no energy to make one? No problem!

Go as your favorite podcast character