A Die and His Son

Canon-Divergent Father King Dice

[inthediehouse]

@apocolypticqueen @glampyra

“Oh knows quite a few! It’s more of just ‘words’ right now than sentences. For example besides ‘daddy’ and all that, he calls ketchup ‘kinc-up’, he calls cereal saw-wool, and boy does he like to say no a lot haha.”

[inthediehouse]

What's your favourite place to, erm, 'smoke' Pirro from?

Kingler takes a firm tone.

“Please refrain from questions... ‘like that’ when a child is around. I also don’t like revealing things about my private life. I love Pirro, I kiss him and sometimes there’s a little smoke between us quite literally- Is that what you mean?”

[inthediehouse]

@polaroidxcamera | Continued from X

Kingler only hugged back tight, almost picking the camera toon up off his feet.

“I-I’m so sorry, Roi... I really am. I promise but-”

“You know how hard it is... with my job, not that I can quit. Wherever the Devil goes, I’m expected to follow, whether or not I say goodbye.”

He did smile though, putting him back down, holding his hands.

“I do have a nice surprise for you though.”

He stepped aside of the doorstep, Sixer happily snuggled into his stroller as he smiled once he saw Roi, remembering him as he held out open hands, grasping the air.

“BAH!”

[inthediehouse]

How old is your son

“Sixer is 1 1/2 years old! He’s starting to speak and also knows how to walk all on his own!”

[inthediehouse]

“Pirro does the best he can with Sixer, like all parents he’s not perfect but he’s not horrible or neglectful. I know Pirro didn’t want to be a father, I just happened to have a child when I dated and married him. I hope he doesn’t think of me less because of it...”

[scaredyplane]

do you have a crush mr wheezy??

“‘Course I do!”

[thefluffyartist]

whos ya crush????

[scaredyplane]

“Well considerin’ I’m married ta King Dice…”

[inthediehouse]

“Babe, we’ve been married for 1 year.”

[inthediehouse]

give dice father and his son questions you cowards )

[inthediehouse]

wheezycigar‌:

“Ouhm-” was the muffled sound he made with a mouthful of said cake.

He swallowed it hard and placed the plate down, sliding it away from himself.

“No…? I was just uh.. makin’ sure it ain’t poisoned?”

He shut the door, crossing his arms and tapping his foot.

“You know you get tummyaches when you eat a lot of sweets, Pirro!”

He tugged the plate away in his direction.

“And yes, I know, ‘being deceased means I can’t die again’, but you can still feel tummyaches, Mister!”

He knew Sixer got them a lot when drinking more than one bottle of formula, how dreadful.

[scaredyplane]

So *someone* had been stupid and refused to come out of his room after an argument and missed dinner.

So now? Wheezy is raiding the kitchen.

That piece of fancy cake wasn’t anyone’s, was it?

It’s gone now.

[inthediehouse]

Cut to Kingler hiding behind the door as the other shuts it, arms crossed.

“Going somewhere with that cake, Pirro?”

Oh yes, he knew Pirro ate unhealthy but he didn’t want him to get a sick stomach from this.