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🦅 Teodoro Tesoro 🦅

[Teodoro's content contains student-teacher relationships, and may contain underage material. If you'd like to see how to avoid these, CLICK HERE.]

Reference Turnaround & Game Presets Art • Writing • MC-only Character Sheets Screencaps • Lore • Memes • Misc.

Teo x Sharp • Teo x Ronen Ship Art • Ship Writing • Ship-related Character Sheets

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Hogwarts Legacy Sketchbook - General Audiences

NSFW Hogwarts Legacy Sketchbook - Explicit

Fantastic Beasts Sketchbook - Contains explicit work

Portfolio/Zine Participation - Contains explicit work, multifandom

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The Roach on a Loach

Greatly inspired by Sebmantisian and the Rat in the Hat (the name credit belongs to @/sallowsoul), I present to you:

The Roach on a Loach about to poach!

Commissioned by the amazing unikornz101 (same name on Vgen, Instagram and twitter, link in comments). The moment I saw their service “YCH Cockroach PFP”, I had to do it.

Victor Rookwood is probably one of the very few men able to stay hot even in his roach form – an absolute DILF. And since he is a DILF, and a roach, I came up with the name Papa Roach. This masterpiece is a testament to the fact that no matter how ridiculous and unhinged your idea is, there is an artist who can bring it to life. Papa Roach has blessed us with his presence to deliver this message and would like to say a few more words.

Support the artists.

If you can commission them – great. But even if not, support them with your engagement, likes, reblogs and comments. Now this is more important than ever. The clumsiest beginner art, the shittiest meme made in Paint – all of it is better than AI “art.” And a genuine encouraging comment can make someone's day.

I have been lucky enough to spend time with many great artists (I am not tagging you, but you know I mean you, guys), and their art is not just talent. It is also a lot of time and effort spent on honing their skills, self-doubt, trying and failing, discarded drafts, and still going on and pushing forward to get better. And that deserves my absolute respect. Support real art if you feel the same.

[elkingwriter]

The sequel is coming… beware.

[mooncalfwaltz]

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[tealmussel]

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

[mooncalfwaltz]

I feel like i’m losing my mind because I swore the apple trend was older than last fucking year???

Anyway, whenever it came from, I’ve wanted to do it so badly, and today I finally buckled down and got one done!!!

AO3 link too, if you’d kindly.

[mooncalfwaltz]

Fairy picrew • anbunny maker • Smol Chibos Maker

What flower represents Teodoro? A sacred flower in both Hinduism and Buddhism, it represents the path to spiritual awakening and enlightenment. Depending on your source, it can also represent, detachment, estranged love, rebirth, and growth in the face of adversity.

Thank you for the tags, @weebiecreep, @creampuffcloudsdreaming, @mostboringcrossover, and @winkywynz5!

[mooncalfwaltz]

Two main hubs for canon and four (at least partially thought out) AUs!

Please ask me questions, I NEED TO YAP and don't have enough brain to start dumping it out on my own.

Transcript & Credit under the cut!

HOGWARTS Teacher x Student

Student likes teacher.

Teacher likes student.

Both have enough common sense not to pursue. A third party wrenches that, everyone is made miserable, and when the smoke clears over a year later, the pair decide... “Why not?”

FANTASTIC BEASTS Retiree x Farmer

Decades after the events of Hogwarts Legacy, Aesop and Teodoro remain happily married with the former retired and the latter still studying and rearing magical beasts. When Teodoro’s old protege, Newt, summons him to help track down a creature in America, Teo (and friends) oblige him.

MERMAID AU Human x Eel Mermaid

Thrown overboard in a mutiny on another naval officer’s ship, Aesop would have died if not for the intervention of a very curious and upsettlingly long sea-dweller. Magic is real, mermaids exists, and the one who saved him might have accidentally bound their fates with a sloppy mispronunciation. Oops.

PACIFIC RIM AU Kwoon Fightmaster x Pilot Trainee

When the PPDC announces they’ve begun recruiting pilot candidates younger than ever, outrage breaks out. But Jaegers keep dropping and the pool keeps narrowing. But even when new Rangers are finally chosen, they fail to drift with one another. Thus, a retired pilot makes the choice to throw in with them.

OMEGAVERSE AU Alpha x Omega (?)

There’s no reason a fifteen-year-old should present. It’s unheard of. But so is Ancient magic. Still, as the school’s Head Nurse works diligently to find the means to ease the boy’s suffering medically, the call is made to end his heat by calling on an Alpha in the staff. Things escalate and probably not for the better.

TRON AU Anti-Virus Program x ISO

On the Grid, if you’re not USER-made, you’re unnatural and as good as deleted. SHARP, part of a larger anti-virus battalion, is damaged on duty. Quarantined he as awaits a repair operation to run on his sector, he meets a strange program who claims to have no function.

Template by jifa.

Images from:

Official, MinaLima - Fantastic Beasts

DKNG - TRON

Official, panpacificdefense.com (no longer available) - Pacific Rim

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Template by tomymundanite and excellent background image (that will never stop getting use) by lyra-prag.

Transcript under the cut!

Aesop Sharp

ABOUT TEODORO:

“What do you want me to say? I’m not going to swoon on command for you because you spoke his name. He’s a smart-mouthed little pain in the ass, who tromps home smelling like the foulest things you could ever imagine—and as the school’s Potions master, I can imagine things foul enough to curl a troll’s nose hairs. But that said, yes, he’s gentle, devoted, fiercely intelligent...and occasionally, he teaches me a little humility.”

OTHER QUOTES:

“ I’ve never wanted to continue waking up next to the same someone more in my life ”

“ we really shouldn’t—not here, but... ah, what’s a little risk? ”

“ mud outside! I just cleaned these floors! ”

Teodoro Tesoro

ABOUT AESOP:

“God, he’s wonderful. He’s smart, he’s funny— no one shy of the other professors believes that part, unfortunately —he’s the right kind of foolhardy, but still incredibly grounded at the same time. I just wish others would listen to him more and push his buttons less. Contrary to popular belief, you can find a balance between the two and live to see tomorrow. I know. He lives with me. Merlin... I’m glad for it.”

OTHER QUOTES:

“ I mean, technically speaking, wild hippogriffs COULD pull me from him, but he knows they’ll return me no worse for wear ”

“ I really want to catch up on my reading, but if you’d like to join me... ”

“ fly with me? please? ”

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The great thing about going ballistic in the hyperfixation sauce as an artist, is that when you find bomb-ass ship templates, your stockpile is RIGHT THERE AND WAITING FOR YOU TO POPULATE IT. >:3

Template by tomymundanite.

Transcript under the cut!

AESODORO

Teodoro forces Aesop to remember to find joy in the world

Aesop is the safe harbor and grounding Teodoro needs when the world is too much

Hashtags:

#agegap

#studentteacher

#soulmates

#jailbaitwait

#amortentiafail

TEODORO:

An soft-spoken orphan from London with no past that sees little point in fighting for his future. A relocation to Scotland, a little magic, an uncomfortable amount of murder, and a whole lot of friends willing to root for him helps change that—helping him become outspoken and happy to stand up for his dreams.

AESOP:

An Auror-turned-teacher after an unfortunate mission takes the life of his partner and leaves him injured. He initially seeks a cure that will allow him to regain his former position and end his chronic pain. Instead, he discovers that, sometimes, to find your happy ending, you have to get a bit creative.

[memories]

My body is but a #gramander temple.

[mooncalfwaltz]

YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[memories]

The day I started posting about #fantastic beasts was the best day of my life.

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Maybe not the best, but it brought me here and that's pretty rad!

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LO, KINKTOBER PLANNING BE UPON YE

I HAVE ASSIGNED ALL PROMPTS A PAIRING AND SCENARIO, AND SHOULD ALL COME TO PASS AS PLANNED IT SHOULD GO AS FOLLOWS:

1 Genshin impact (requested by partner)

1 Kingdom Hearts (as a treat)

2 Twisted Wonderland

5 Fantastic Beasts canon*

1 Fantastic Beasts non-canon**

3 Hogwarts Legacy mermaid AU

4 Hogwarts Legacy omegaverse AU

5 Hogwarts Legacy non-canon**

9 Hogwarts Legacy canon*

This year, per these plans, Teodoro is my slutty little MVP, mainlining in at least 18 of these.

In terms of less-written characters, Ronen finally gets some ass, as well as Headmaster Black! (not in the same fic)

Two stories have trans characters getting it, two different ones have sex-change elements, and one has a dualsex asshole eel (not mermaid Teo) that someone is loaning out their old situationship lover for in exchange for tasty tasty eel eggs.

Oddly enough, bending my norms further, in addition to the egg bartering, two more works are cishet m/f.

I also regret to inform the audience (except for you pervs that are into it—in that case, congrats) that someone will piss themselves :\ And here I thought last year would be the end of it. Alas, that is not the case.

* "canon" as per my own delusions

** "non-canon" to my delusions, but still hot

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1st Potions Class 2-2

Follow-up of the 1-2 post.

Half for my own perverse pleasure, half for people who just want an obscene amount of caps with the difference faces Sharp makes for art reference, have some (more) spam!!

Still laughing because of that Peter Pan fuckass hands-on-hips pose Teo is doing in one of the last pictures. WHERE IS HIS GODDAMN WAIST. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM. (Answer: the artist has no access to body-scaling mods and thus Teodoro lost like 10-20 pounds)

Approximately 20 images under the cut.

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1st Potions Class 1-2

Half for my own perverse pleasure, half for people who just want an obscene amount of caps with the difference faces Sharp makes for art reference (including the heartrending puppy dog eyes in the four at the bottom here), have some spam!!

Also, filthy little shipper that I am, I'm having a huge laugh over-

The first triptych of Teo. He's turning around and looking like he's had a fucking epiphany XD yeah, all MCs share the same rigging, so he ain't special, but I DON'T CARE. FUNNY.

Amit's explanation. I know the camera zooms on him between shots, but at first glance, having Teo jump in size from that makes him look like a fuckin stalker XDD

Approximately 20 images under the cut.

[mooncalfwaltz]

This is where I have fun with my ship.

It’s not a fantastic situation. In-text, Sharp mentions several times how uncomfortable he is with his attraction to a student, but it doesn’t turn off and disappear, no matter how horrific it causes him to feel. Before that spark of mutual physical attraction triggered, he and Teodoro were very much friends. So though for the best, when they're effectively barred from interacting post-Amortentia incident, both feel the loss extensively.

However, once Teo is of age, the outside-looking-in dynamic IS VERY MUCH THIS IMAGE.

Sharp is neither Teodoro's teacher at that point, nor do they share a House. So long as Sharp is not favoring or disciplining Teodoro, there's no conflict of interest, nor is any imbalance of power being utilized in Sharp's favor.

Meanwhile, Teodoro is of age, and has had an extra year to fumble through self-discovery, has put down stronger roots in the community, and learned not only to lean on others, but to stand up for himself as well.

So with Sharp, who is long-exhausted by his own flagging mental health (survivor's guilt added to his misreading of the Gryffindor of mind to drug him), once he's reached the point of "you know what? why not", he has no energy left to argue with. He enters the relaxed zen of "fuck it all".

Teodoro sits at the opposite end. Teo, already up to his elbows in spite toward the Ministry of Magic for multiple reasons, sees how far they've both come, weighs his options, and come his twentieth, when they decide to marry, goes, "I should invite some of those nice people from the Ministry and toast every one of them who interrogated us and accused us of all those awful things and maybe the ones who held me against my will in that February before school and-"

It goes on.

He's very much in a place of "You misjudged us both, I'm having a wonderful time, and I want you to see. Also, please step on a tack. Or several. I hope a Dugbog eats your horse."

Sharp reenters the equation because his common sense says "No, you shouldn't do that", but on the other hand, god it's fucking funny as shit when Teodoro is mad as hell and trying to stalk the boundary of Reacting-In-Good-Taste (or at least Reacting-Within-Legal-Boundaries). So he'll snort, gently dismiss the idea aloud, then laugh like a bastard when Teodoro actually DOES THE THING.

Serves the fuckers right for crossing them.

Spoiler: Teodoro IS absolutely inviting every fucking person who crossed him to his wedding and he's going to feel amazing about it.

[giselsann]

Commission for @anoleia ✨📚

[mooncalfwaltz]

First, a question: does anyone know how to bust open the game and yank out an old cutscene? I forgot to film something and I'm bellyaching over it ;o;

Youtube is not an option because I want my boy in it.

Secondly: oh wow, going through frame by bloody frame makes me REALLY appreciate the work the team put in with the mocap and facial bones. the lips pull, deform, and move REALLY well when the characters speak and it's just got me making star-eyes at the screen. god, i love it so much.