[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

[queenwhiskey]

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[wiselwisel]

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[goawfma]

LMAOOOOO i can hear these pics

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Malcom in the Middle Ages

[dunkstein]

You’re not the lord of me now

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[prequelmemes]

I don’t understand

[standdisc]

[yvzmin-deactivated20140512]

“life is a gift!”

[inthenameofhumor]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[shamrockcelebrations]

Kojima: I’m making a new game.

Fans: Cool, what’s it about?

Kojima: Yeah.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[pr1nceshawn]

[welele]

Perros que usan trucos legales para no incumplir normas, del todo

[wolvermeans-deactivated20190218]

is hideo kojima dating mads mikkelsen?

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[iranomas]

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay