some rp memes!

an rp meme sideblog run by @crdered/zachariah!

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RED VS. BLUE: VOLUME TWO SENTENCE STARTERS 

“You’re great at this!” “Did you just shoot yourself in the foot?” “Hey, it’s almost time.” “Juuuust putting on the finishing touches...”  “Suck it. You’re not my real dad.” “Pretty nifty, huh?”  “Okay, fine. Two can play at this game.”  “Aw, son of a bitch.” “I think this is what they call the calm before the storm.”  “That is my favorite time of them all.”  “Whatever happens out there today, I’ll always remember the moments we shared together.”  “You are now, and forever will be, my friend.” “You think they’ll show up?” “Keep your eyes peeled, fellas.”  “This could get ugly.” “Are you there, ____?”  “Hey man, I’ve been trying to get you on the [radio/commlink] for like, ten minutes! What’s going on?” “I’ve only been listening for like, ten minutes.”  “I can already tell that they’re really in love.” “Get the goddamn show on the road!!” “Hey, I think I see ______ over there.” “Who was that guy?” “Just stick to the plan, ______.” “Stay where you are! Do not go back!” “What the hell is that noise!?” “Do you read me?” “Man, it must have been something I ate.” “Well, that’s not going to be very good for business.” “Today is a good day to die!” “Wait, I think today is actually a good day to retreat. Can’t we push dying to a week from Friday?”  “YEAH! This is fun!” “I love blood and violence!” “Sorry about that explosion!” “Come on, _____, you’re with me!” “_____, if we’re going to die, I’m glad we get these last few moments to make amends.”  “My only hope is that I die before you, so that I don’t have to live through the horror of losing a man on the battlefield.” “Yeah, I hope you die first too, ______.” “______, how come he/she/they gets to nap during battles and I don’t?”  “How’d he get up there so quick?”  “YOU SUCK!” “If I see you before you see me, look out.” “The universe will be mine!” “Into the abyss!!” “We have to get him back.” “The fact that we now have to work together defies our normal circumstances.”  “I just had a strange feeling that I’m never going to see this place again.”  “You and me will go through together.”  “Alright, you sons of bitches, I’m back.”  “Hey, you’re the girl that killed me!”  “Prepare to surrender, dirtbag!!” 

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falsettos - act 2 sentence starters

“Let’s act like adults and not go crazy.” “Stop! This is so much crap!”  “Stop with the prayers!”  “I know more than you do!”  “Isn’t he an asshole?”  “[name], where’s my hug?”  “I hate baseball. I really do.”  “You can do it if you wanna do it.”  “Sit in front of me?”  “It’s the only physical imperfection you’ve got.” “I don’t get it!”  “I’m soooo exhausted!” “How was your day?” “Why can’t you let go?”  “Everything will be alright!”  “Do you know how great my life is?”  “I can’t fucking deal with that.” “That’s not nice.”  “[name], you’re looking very good today!”  “You had to see yourself a few days back, I had a heart attack...”  “But today you seem to be on your way to recovery!” “It’s days like this I almost believe in God.” “Ooooo, food!” “Go ahead, be good and pissed.”  “Gee, you look awful!”  “Don’t let me win.” 

“Don’t you understand!?”   “We can’t be sure when [pronoun/name]’ll get better... when or if [pronoun/name] will ever get better.” “What we’ll do is your decision.” “Please, don’t get morbid.”  “It’s just that... I haven’t died yet.” “I’m staying here in this spot whether you want me to or not.”  “Please, go home and don’t be scared...” “Hit me if you need to.”  “... I love you, too.” “[name], did you hear what I said?”  “Are you sleeping yet, or?”  “I can’t help but feel like I failed.”  “Let’s be scared together.” “Let’s pretend nothing is awful.”  “Just stay right here... I love you.”  “Is it a bad time?”  “We don’t know what time will bring.”  “The sky -- it’s blue. I love the sky. I love the trees!”  “I love bad weather.” “I love the earth beneath my feet.”  “There’s nothing to fear -- just stay right here.” “Something bad is happening.” “Why was I chosen? Why me of all men?”  “At least death means I’ll never be scared about dying again.” “Let’s get on with living while we can.”  “You gotta die sometime.”  “Life sucks.” “I would cry if I could, but it does no damn good!” “This was [name]’s brilliant idea.” “I haven’t felt this helpless in years.”  “Aren’t things lovely?”  “Since I’m the host, it’s me who should toast.”  “[name], do you know how proud I am of you?”  “You hold my dreams, [name].”  “I burst at the seams for you.”  “What would I do if I hadn’t met you?”  “Once, I was told that all men get what they deserve.”  “Who would I be if you hadn’t been my friend?” “Who would I be if I hadn’t loved you?” “Do you regret it?” “What more can I say?”  “How am I supposed to face tomorrow after being screwed out of today?” 

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falsettos - act 1 sentence starters

“I do not wish to offend.”  “Time will mend our pain.” “I swear, we’re gonna come through it.” “Nothing’s impossible -- live by your wit.” “I want it all!” “Sit down, [name]. I hear you have a problem.” “Let’s not discuss the weather, let’s face the facts.” “You’re a lovely girl.”  “Love is crazy, love is often boring -- love stinks!”  “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it.”  “I admit, I admire you.” “You make me sick.” “You’re a prick.” “God, you’re impossible!” “I intend to upset this regrettable game.”  “Send me flowers. Make them roses.” “We fit like a glove.”  “I’d kill for that thrill of first love.” “Hah! Don’t be a fool.”  “I was trained in karate.” “I think chess is the most beautiful thing.”  “Do you love him?”  “I’m too smart for my own good.”  “I’m too good for my sorry little life.”  “[name], I worry. I worry a lot.”

“No one is saying you’re a sick neurotic, but...”  “How confused you are is very clear.”  “Late again for dinner?”  “This had better come to a stop, [name].”  “Loooooveeee meeee!” “I’m not responsible.”  “Isn’t this wonderful?”  “Don’t be disgusting, be yourself!”  “Now, let’s eat some food.” “The kid looks pretty miserable.” “I’ll wait for you.”  “At least his room is cleaner than mine.” “Is it fatal?” “No one’s screaming at you!” “Why don’t you feel alright for the rest of your life?” “Is this therapy?” “Why is he always here?”   “As regarding your intentions to [name]... are they everything a woman would desire?”  “I’ll buy confetti and sing!” “I love you, dear.”  “I love your eyes. I love your face.”  “No, don’t touch your hair, you’re perfect!” “Don’t start to cry!”  “I’ll love you until I die.”  “Please don’t watch me, I can do it.” “Shit. I blew it.”  “Do you want my help?”  “Winning is everything to me.”  “God, you’re pretty.”  “Take my hand.” “Let me win?” “I never wanted to love you.”  “Let me go!”  “I love you more than I meant to.”  “In my profession, one’s love stays... unexpressed.”  “God, I’m distressed.”  “I hate the world.” “He loves his father.” “Stay my friend?”  “I think girls are the most beautiful thing.” “What I’ve done to you is rotten.”  “I loved you.”