INTP Stuff

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[artlessbien]

Inuvember day 10: free day (1/3)

Inuvember is almost over, and I’ve only completed 10 compositions >~< I’m all caught up on rough sketches, but I dont want to post only unfinished works! So my posts for inuvember will most likely go into December

[intp-musing]

Jinx, my cat: *dangaling inside a bag that is hooked to the door*

INTP: “How’s it hanging?”

Jinx: *I will kill you*

[hellaintp]

INTPs Famous Last Words

Yeah, I’ll study for the test tomorrow

[imnottotallyaparadox]

NTs as Languages

ENTJ: Classical Latin. Very formal, lots of rules, seems a bit cold, but full of warmth and life and wisdom if you care to look; academics aspire to it, but few completely realize it

ENTP: French. Full of heat and the vibrancy of life, and sometimes discredited because of that, but with amazing depth of thought and rule of logic just veiled; overrated for reasons it deems less important

INTJ: Russian. Often associated with evil tyrants, but actually quite beautiful; strong and structured, but by turns lyrical and almost mystical; many times overlooked

INTP: Old English. Lots of depth but is can seem like a mess, taking bits of information from here and there and cultivating them; either over or under appreciated

[daydream-nightdream-darlingrose]

MBTI Types as people I know

I couldn’t resist.

ENTJ

-Makes very bad decisions

-Genuinely cares but nobody would know it

-A lil sinnamon roll

-Extremely attractive

ENTP

-Somehow a bestie even if I’ve never hung out with him like outside of study hall

-I can’t lie to him

-Nobody expects him ever

-An enigma and nobody quite knows why

ENFP

-Will do stupid stuff

-Wants to go to amsterdam like nobody’s business

-Just drives everybody around because he’s nice

-Also has a couch in the back of his car

-Stuck his junk in a VR controller then spun it around for laughs

-99th percentile on every test every actually wtf

ESFJ

-Is kind of funny but I still dislike her

-Makes fun of my music passive aggressively

-Could be a best friend if she wasn’t always trying to compete with me for some reason

-quirky ™

ESFP

-Speaks in all caps

-Snapchats blurry pictures of himself screaming 50 times a day

-Walks around his house flipping things off

-Has adorable dogs

-Does crazy dance moves without prompting

-Is always having a dance off with everybody, you just don’t know it yet

-Actually has really well thought out political views

-Vapes ironically

ESTJ

-Intense and a little intimidating tbh

-Engages in a perpetual dance off with ESFP but nobody else is aware of it

-Gets shit done

-Is very good at guitar

-He compliments me frequently and it always surprises me

-Always has a guitar amp and guitar with him

ESTP

-Can'tstopwon'tstop

-Is a remarkably good dancer and dresses well, no effort required, he just is

-Photogenic AF

-Hard to dislike and also so hateable

INTP

-Bestie

-Messy but in a way that doesn’t annoy me somehow

-Will theorize with me for hours and make lists

-So freaking endearing

-“O shit I forgot _____”

-Has exactly 10 outfits that they cycle through, so they only have to do laundry once every 2 weeks

-Likes to scare people on public transit

INTJ:

-Bestest friend since like 4th grade

-Works at the aquarium

-Hates children

-Always gets her homework done and gets fantastic grades

-I’m lowkey highkey jealous of her and I love her

-Has never worn her own shoes to a school dance, always borrows mine

-We could be a comedy duo

-Is an expert

-“infj, my life is like a pimple that needs to be popped, that’s when I come to you”

-We do aesthetic things together

-She just gets me

INFP:

-My marvel buddy

-Pyromaniac

-How is she so popular on reddit?

-Has been injured a lot

-Is insanely smart

-Best friends forever

-Everyone says that infps are innocent but no

-“Don’t stick your dick in a crazy.”

-“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing”

-Superpower: getting me hooked on a new fandom/series/tv show

ISTP:

-Can’t remember his personality type, or anyone else’s, or actually anything

-His bones never work right

-Janky

-“there’s nothing inherently dangerous about knives”

-Actually cares a lot and is super sweet

-An edgelord tho

INFJ:

Since I’m an INFJ and I’m not really friends with any others, I asked my ISTP friend to do mine. Here’s what he came up with:

-The mom of the friend group

-Doesn’t understand jokes but has fun anyway

-“I refuse to talk to you until you take your medication”

-sensory overload

-refuses to accept compliments

-scared of fire

-laughs at everything

-gets emotionally invested in historical dramas

-A E S T H E T I C

ISFP:

-Loves succulents

-A sweetheart

-Isn’t ever involved in drama

-An amazing friend

-Was a cactus for halloween

-Super good at drawing things

-We get crazy during finals

ISTJ:

-Abnormally curly hair

-Has negative followers on spotify

-*is wearing a stanford sweatshirt* “well social stuff won’t get me into standfard!”

-Kind of condescending

-Is hilarious when he tries to dance

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About T-types

Everyone got feelings and emotions. Everyone uses them while making decisions. But it’s up to you how much you put weight on it.

T-types tend to put less weight on them but they still have them.

If you’re being mean to others just because you’re T-type, you’re just being an asshole.

You’re not an emotionless robot as much as you wish you could be.

[mbtiandstuffz]

Least to most lazy MBTI Types

1. It’s

2. Unrealistic

3. And

4. Rude

5. To

6. Single

7. Out

8. And

9. Stereotype

10. Personality

11. Types

12. We

13. Are

14. All

15. Unique

16. INTP

[apartment-mbti]

MBTI Types as Natural Disasters and/or Storms

ENTJ: Earthquake

ENTP: Thunderstorm

ENFJ: Landslide

ENFP: Cyclone

ESTJ: Avalanche

ESTP: Wildfire

ESFJ: Drought

ESFP: Flood

INTJ: Blizzard

INTP: Typhoon

INFJ: Tsunami

INFP: Volcanic eruption

ISTJ: Sandstorm

ISTP: Hurricane

ISFJ: Tornado

ISFP: Epidemic

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INFP and other personality types

INFP and INFJ- they balance each other out by having opposite functions. They are both weird and quirky in their own ways and while they dont necessarily understand it, they accept it. They can be good at noticing different details about situations and together create a more in depth picture. One thing they have difficulties with is fully understanding is how the other person is while stressed or a bit unhealthy.

INFP and ISFJ- They can seem like total opposites, but most of the time always connect. The only functions they share are Ne and Si. Though, for an ISFJ Ne is last and Si is first , while INFP Ne is second and Si is third. They bond through Si, however ISFJs find INFPs a bit of a mystery, though that doesnt stop them from being friends. They can unintentionalky hurt each others feelings, but they both have a strong sense of loyalty and will work on it.

INFP and INTP- They bond over their second function of Ne. They are both good listeners as well as talkers. They appreciate each others different perspectives, though they most likely agree on a lot of things. The only thing that can be a struggle is that INTPs are pretty introverted and it may take a while for them to actually open up about their past.

INFP and ENFJ-They will bond of quirky weird things. They have exactly opposite functions in the same order. They sympathize well with each other and will have seemingly odd connections on things. ENFJs are a bit wary of the sometimes reckless INFP. INFPs may wonder if the ENFJ is just being nice or if they really like them. If they want they could have a very strong friendship.

INFP and ISFP-They dont mind being friends with each other, but it may not always turn out as planned. They are both first function Fi and last function Te. They can talk about their pasts and difficult things in their life, but most likely wont have deep conversations about the meaning of life. INFPs can get frustrated with the lack of big picture in an ISFP. And an ISFP can think an INFP is either too intense or too unfeeling.

INFP and INFP- They are the same so will excited about how similar they are to each other! They probably wont be best friends since they know that they need people with different functions to balance them. Also, if one of the INFPs is unhealthy the other will avoid them because they probably wont be too nice to them since its like looking in a mirror. INFPs are perfectionists with themselves so they expect other INFPs to hold themselves to high standards too. But, if all is well, then it can be super fun to have a friend like you.

INFP and ISTP- They connect on introversion and their perceiver level. They won’t likely have the most deep of relationship. However they appreciate each others loyality. Issues may ensue if they spend too much tine together or if both or either of them are unhealthy.

INFP and ESFJ-They both have Si and Ne, but just swapped order. ESFJs like INFPs knowledge using Ne and INFPs often feel like they must take care of the ESFJ, which to an extent they dont mind. Issues ensue if the INFP gets upset because then the ESFJ will pick up on those emotions using their first function Fe , but may come to the srong conclusion about them. If an INFP can be patient , then the friendship will work, but most likely, the INFP will start to back away or at least limit interractions.

INFP and ENFP- They can have a great friendship since the ENFP is just the more extroverted of them. They think very similarily and will swap crazy stories. They can have a real connection without having to work too hard at it because the extrovert has many friends and the introvert doesnt need to see people that much. They can have deep conversations right away without feeling like they need to start with small talk. ENFPs and INFPs can probably talk all day long about Ne. The only thing that may frustrate the INFP is that it takes the ENFP longer to use their last function Si.

INFP and ESFP-They both have Fi and Te. They can feel connected by their Fi because the INFP will instantly recognise a fellow Fi. INFPs and ESFPs probably wont mind hanging out with each other, but dont feel like they have much in common. With certain ESFPs, INFPs can feel like they are being fake because they are crowd pleasers. INFPs can feel kind cold to an ESFP.

INFP and ESTP-They dont have any similar functions. Though they can appreciate each others differences, the ESTP may notvoften understand the INFPs reactions towards things. And ESTP has lots of friends and will probably want to take the INFP along with theirs friebds to go do spontaneous things. The INFP will be excited at first, but probably get a bit lonely in the sea of people and try to find another introvert they can have fun with. When its just the ESTP and INFP they can have great conversations about the ESTP and the INFP will only mind a little bit that they didnt even get to talk about them.

INFP and ENTP- They both have Ne and Si, however for the ENTP Ne is first and Si is last. They connect using their Ne. They can have a lot of fun and can commiserate on being a P. Some problems may ensue because the ENTP may not correctly use their Ne because their Si is not fully developed. Also, the INFP may feel misunderstood because the ENTPs Fe is their third function. They can have a good friendship, but it may take more work than either are willing to put in.

INFP and ISTJ-They have the same functions just in a different order. They will probably connect using their Si. They can probably be great friends if it is under the right circumstances. The ISTJ will be wary of the emotionally driven INFP and may also pick at how they plan things. But, if they find common ground and work on their differences they can have a fairly decent friendship. It just may take more time, since they are also both introverts.

INFP and ESTJ-They have the same functions in the exactly opposite order. They will bond on their similarites, but will be intrigued by their differences. The INFP will want to learn more from the Te perspective and the ESTJ will want to learn more from the Fi perspective. Since they are opposites, the one persons strength is the other persons weakness. The thing that may be difficult is that both types are extremely stubborn in how they do things.

INFP and INTJ-They share Te and Fi functions. They can appreciate how the other converses with people and the other differences they have. They can learn from each others core differences, however, it can get a bit touchy because they are both super passionate about their different values. They will probanly try to convince each other. However, despite stepping on each other, they will probably work it out.

INFP and ENTJ-They both have Te and Fi. Since their first and last functions are completely reversed, they will probably be really fascinated by each other. INFPs will be curious about the intellectual and determined ENTJ, while the ENTJ will be intrigued by the warm and authentic INFP. Their opposite functions will bring them close but their N functions will allow them stay close. Their are some challenges though because the ENTJ may seem a little too aggressive for the INFP and the INFP nay be too emotional for the ENTJ.

[apartment-mbti]

Yellow

ENFP: A slice of cheesecake being delicately removed from the platter

ENFJ: Rays of sunlight through the trees

ENTP: A pirate’s chest with sparkling golden coins

ENTJ: A single shooting star blinking across the night sky

ESFP: Dozens of grains of sand between your toes

ESFJ: A baby chick, loud, fuzzy, and adorable

ESTP: Golden jewelry draped around wrists and necks

ESTJ: Sticky notes covering a desk

INFP: Yellowed parchment with messy inked scrawls

INFJ: Golden hair in intricate braids

INTP: Pencils mindlessly fiddled with

INTJ: A rubber duck, which has an unknown function

ISFP: Sunflowers dancing in a field

ISFJ: Bright honey falling slowly into a cup of tea

ISTP: A happy yellow lab chasing a tennis ball

ISTJ: A pitcher of lemonade collecting condensation

[imnottotallyaparadox]

NTs as Mythical Creatures

ENTP: Manticore. Strong, chaotic, and fierce–with deadly quills of sarcasm

ENTJ: Siren. Beautiful, confident, and charming–may or may not being trying to kill you

INTP: Elf. Illusive, secretive, and curious–might be causing mischief, might be too lazy

INTJ: Basilisk. Quietly bold, cold, cunning–can also kill you with a single glance

[artsymbti]

MBTI: Types in High School

ISTJ: The kid who looks devastated when there’s any sort of project involving creativity. And group projects. Probably has a massive crush on someone but is too terrified to say or do anything about it. Has a good sense of style. 

ENFP: The kid who’s always happy or crying. There is no in between. Likes volunteering and everything related to the arts. Has many NT friends who confuse them.

INTJ: The nerdy kid who is way too passionate about politics. Challenges the teacher in the middle of class to debate who the best candidate for the next election is. Is otherwise silent, and their eyes tear you apart from the other side of the room. “Why were you staring at me?” you ask. “Who are you?” they reply.

ESFP: That one person who’s always partying and always energetic. “I’m so tired,” they say, grinning, as they sip coffee loudly. Yells across the classroom at their ISFJ friend, trying to attract as much attention as possible while also trying to embarrass ISFJ.

ISFJ: The kid who crushes on everyone but never gets anywhere with anyone. Finds everyone’s social lives incredibly intriguing and wants to know all the details about your SO. They’re nice, but they will also cut you off if you forget their birthday.

ENTP: The kid in your class who looks like a popular kid, but with a few features a little bit… off. When you talk to them, you realize that they’re mildly crazy. They’re highly political and try too hard to be something they’re not. Surrounded by INFPs who love them. 

INFJ: That one person who has big eyes, but not the doe eyes–the kind that are actually incredibly creepy and you feel like you’re gently being exposed to them when you talk to them. You are slightly creeped out and you think they’re geniuses. But they actually just have a little bit of social anxiety and are suck-ups.

ESTP: The jocks. The crazy kid in your class who never shuts up about how much they want to stand up instead of sit down all day. “This is so stupid,” they say every single time you look at them. “I just want to go home.”

ISFP: The emo person who wears too much eye makeup. Or the kid who’s always smiling but never talks. They are one or the other or both. They also cry when they see sad music videos.

ENTJ: Student Body President, and oh boy, do they have some suggestions for you and how you should participate in the event they’re sponsoring! (It looks great on their college applications! They want to go to an Ivy League School!) But they just need your vote because, after all, they’re your best friend. 

INFP: The other art kid. Probably very fashionable but always looks a little sad. They have the most adorable smile ever. Their art is kinda weird, but everyone stares at it because it’s so cool. Gets embarrassed really easily.

ESTJ: The kid who is the star athlete who got a full scholarship to a college. Wants to go into business and dominate the industry. They may party, but in the back of their mind, they’re thinking about success, and it’s kinda intimidating. 

ISTP: The kid with the messy hair who spends their days after school in the engineering class. They look kinda plain, but they’ve got a wild sense of humor. Later you see them later in life and man, they look wicked sharp.

ENFJ: The other person in student government. Is very noisy but suddenly looks intensely interested when you say you’re sad. They will kill themselves for you in a heartbeat. They make bad jokes and have childish senses of humor.

INTP: The nihilist kid who always wears the same hoodie and brings their DSi to school. Tries to conceal it, but fails. Always has their earbuds in and likes to doodle when no one’s watching. They may have the best or worst grades in the class. Depends from one INTP to the next.  

ESFJ: “OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PHYSICS TEST! I swear I’m going to drop out. Haha I’m kidding. But I’m actually not. My parents are going to kill me…. Are you going to track practice later?”

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Mbti types I’ve met irl (I haven’t met every type so sorry if you don’t see yours)

ESFP:

-tells what’s on their mind, but doesn’t want to hurt others.

- strong opinions about what’s right. Hates people who are damaging. Will rant about them for hours.

- super caring, and loving. But when In a serious mood, they are super logical and give the best advice.

- has so many friends it causes a ton of drama. Hates being in the middle of things.

- doesn’t really have an interest to art, but is jealous of the people who are good at it.

- hides many things, will tell you casually huge secrets after a while like it’s nothing. Or maybe they forgot to tell you, who knows.

ISFP:

-don’t get on their bad side, can’t stand assholes.

- if you hurt their friends, you better run.

- really kind, tries to be as nice as possible when you’ve done wrong if they care about you.

- artist a heart. Wants to travel to the tropics to paint the waves.

- a strong activist. Doesn’t give others who are hurtful to the environment much sympathy.

- will save every stray on the side of the road if they could.

INFP:

-the sweetest person I’ve ever met.

- tries to not hurt anyone ever. If someone they don’t like are being hurt, they don’t like it. Hates injustice.

- doesn’t speak at first, then tells you everything when you get to know them.

- loves animals, would run a farm for fun.

- daydreams about the future, making it as romantic and beautiful as possible. Probably with the new romantic interest they met a day ago.

- will give you the universe if you deserve it.

INTP:

- will warm up to you. Give it some time.

- doesn’t understand why friends are sad sometimes, but try their absolute hardest to help them.

- loves attention, but not when they’re stressed out.

- a leader, wants to win. Very competitive.

- talks a lot, and may accidentally say something hurtful, but when they realize it they will apologize like no tomorrow.

- artistic, but isn’t the most open about it. But when they are, they’ll be so proud about their work and love sharing it with friends.

INTJ:

- pretends to be “evil” for fun. Really a cinnamon roll.

- may take years to know their deep emotions because they don’t want to seem weak.

- has their own little circle they will always protect.

- loves to think about the future and the success they plan to get. Thinks through every possible problem.

- likes to be alone, but super clingy at the same time. Won’t let you leave if they love you.

- 100% plans to be a millionaire. Will share their future mansion with their friends. But, will want a whole wing to themselves.

ENTP:

-has 5000 memes on their phone.

- emotional but doesn’t show it. Trusts only a few people, and when they’re done wrong they never forget.

- have tons of random facts. Always searching up the weirdest things.

- craves attention, but don’t overwhelm them.

- honest, but not rude. Very good at nice crossing the line between constructive criticism and blunt rudeness.

- sarcastic and sassy, will make memes out of you.

INFJ:

-the brightest smile ever.

- doesn’t like to argue. Finds it useless and is mostly in the middle when their friends are fighting.

- doodles in class but still manages to ace the class.

- has their group that loves with their whole heart.

- helps others when they can. Gives great advice.

- will find a way to make you laugh.

ISTP:

- a leader. Will find a way to get through anything.

- cheers you on even if you don’t really know them. 100% a team player.

- nothing seems to bother them, they easily brush it off and go to the next thing.

- music > socializing. Don’t bug them when they have their headphones in.

- will come up to you and talk to you. Don’t force it.

- tells you how to get better, and will motivate you. Never wants to be rude, but sometimes the truth needs to be told.

ENFP:

-will talk to you about anything. Pick a random subject and they’ll have something to say.

- don’t get them angry. Tries not to blow up but when pushed off the edge will tell you exactly what you did wrong. Regrets it afterwards.

- randomly disappears off the face of the world. Will return. Don’t worry.

- either really sad, or jumping off the walls. No inbetween.

- will give you anything until you prove you don’t deserve it.

- new hobby every week. Completely forgets about what they used to like the week before.

[anunknownamountofrats]

Someone: Hey! Are you okay?

xNTPs, torn between their need to overshare and the fear of people really knowing them: um

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INTP Story Time #13

INTP: Okay it’s 3am. Time to got to sleep *shuts eyes*

Brain: What if you were kidnapped by a villain and they decided to torture you to death?

Brain: Remember that awful thing you did 4 years ago?

Brain: What’s that sound?

Brain: What will happen in the next episode of My Sister’s Love Life?

INTP: *8am* F*CKING DAMN IT!

I couldn’t sleep the entire night and after 5 hours of endless thoughts with my eyes closed. I gave up and eventually decided to post about it 2 hours later.

[mindjumpthoughts]

DATE IDEAS FOR INTUITIVE TYPES

INFP: Something calm, but exciting. Feeding ducks. Walking through a not familiar part of the area you live in together. Listen, adore, have fun. If you go to an amusement park, make time for eating cotton candy in a calm corner and talk about things close to your heart. Ask them what they liked the most, and make it your personal tradition. Hugging before parting the ways, if they are already close to you is also nice.

ENFP: Do something crazy. Skinny dip in lakes, run through busy places. Order a super spicy meal and cry and laugh together because neither of you can eat it. Go listen to outdoor music and offer to dance with them, even if no-one else was dancing. They will dance with you. But after the crazyness, take tem to a cafe or home, and talk about everything you felt and experienced that day!

INTP: Ask them what they’re interested in. A movie that just got into teathers? A game they just purchased? A concert of a band they really like? Do it with them. Show interest in things they are into, and experience them together. Show that you want to learn what they already know. And eat good food while doing it. Even skype dates are ok, just make sure your minds are in the same place.

ENTP: Challenge them. Mentally, physically, however you want to! Take them to place with games! Bring a secret twister mattress to your picnic, ask them to haunted houses in amusement parks and see which of you can figure out better how things were made. And remember: it’s not (always) about winning. It’s about the crazy analyses and speculations, and the fun!

INTJ: Good food from a place they like already. Stand-up shows, zoos, nature parks. Dress up, pretend to be professionals together in modern art gallery. You together make the environment fun by being there, the environment can be almost anything. Don’t choose too hectic places: if you want to go swimming with them, go at evening when there’s only few people.

ENTJ: Invite them to a date. Make it clear it’s a date. Wear at least smart casual, and tell them also what kind of place your going so they can also think about how they want to look. Offer them little fancier drinks or prepare picnic basket with wine classes (even if you drink juice XD). Follow the plan you have talked about, but suprises like flowers and small extra program is always nice! Also, just photoshooting each other with ENTJ might be fun!

INFJ: Be honest about what you want from the date, because they will notice if you’re not having such a good time, and it will affect the whole date. They want to paint and you want to get icecream from your favorite place? Do both! Do stuff like decide to walk on top of a hill with a nice view. Reward yourselves with talking while admiring the view, or go and buy something nice together.

ENFJ: You don’t need a sharp plan. Decide what you want to eat or drink on the spot where you meet them. Drinks? Sure! Shopping? Why not! That nice movie that’s on tv today? Sounds like a plan! Sometimes even though you would have asked for the date, it might seem that they come up with everything else. Randomly going to tennis hall or minigolf. Taking frisbee to beach just if you feel like it. There are many possibilities that will present them on the date day!

[imnottotallyaparadox]

NTs as Evil Stereotypes

INTP: the lazy evil genius who lies on the couch all day, sometimes playing the violin if the energy to do so is found, always plotting but hardly ever doing, will stab you in the back until you keel over if given the opportunity

ENTP: think Captain Jack Sparrow, but a crazy evil bastard instead of just a crazy bastard. Cannot die. You can often find the ENTP in a close encounter with death which they did not plan but will survive and dominate anyway

INTJ: every evil recluse who has and is executing a plan of world domination (unlike evil INTP). Cold and mechanical. Do not anger: the evil INTJ will save revenge for later, at which point in time the evil “emotions” will have festered to 500% capacity

ENTJ: the social evil genius who is climbing society’s ladders and, once at the top, will begin to exercise world domination with an iron fist. Think you’re ENTJ’s friend? You’re just a part of their plane, a tool they’re saving for later. Good luck!