Miscellaneous Woes

I have a lot of stuff in my life that sucks. Yeah, its a first world thing and morally I shouldn’t complain, but fuck that logic. 18+

[ruinedchildhood]

[zodiacspot]

Fun zodiac facts here!

[floofyfloofs-deactivated2025031]

Masturbation (For Pre-everything FTM)

Skip to the bold sentence to avoid personal story One of my biggest struggles with being asexual was the want to have sex, and then coming to terms with being more interested in the mental and emootional factors of the act than the act itself. I enjoy reading well written emotional fiction than watching porn. When online roleplaying I am very descriptive, very detailed, since for me, the thing that matters is the imaging of what that action would feel like. How wouold rope feel against my skin? How does the blindfold make me react? Of course sometimes my body would react and here lies the frustration. For the most part i feel little to no sensation from my inside bits, and my outside stuff is sometimes the same. I found that vibes are quite useful. And from further research ive found that I have a combo of two things that make sex in general hard to reach completion. 1) A small clit and 2) a hood that covers EVERYTHING. This means that on top of my low need for sex, when i do actually feel i the mood for release, It takes a long time to start and finish. I have only ever come close to release once whithout a toy, and even then it was not enough to complete. As someone interested in kink, i do not believe that I wanted to further into it without first learning my own body, what I at least enjoyed for self love. That meants experimenting. Finding out that I do have body dysphoria in this sense. I dont like internal penetration in my inner bits. NOT AT ALL. The few times I do such an act I feel a little ew the whole time. That left most of my attention to the outside stuff. Mostly vibes and the textured thingies. And then I started researching ideas for masturbation sppecifically from FTM guys. There was little I coould find for pre-op/pre-hormones guys, but I did find one idea. Putting my packer over my bits and using it like a peen. This was from a video for post-hormones guys. But I was like, hmmmmmm. And here comes the main part of my story. If any other guy pre EVERYTHING wants some help, here ya go Now I put my Mr. Limpy packer on my stuff and tried it and didnt get much reaction (no surprise, the video was for guys on hormones). I was not detered though. I got out one of my smaller vibraters out and placed it against my outer bits, trying to get maximum sensation and then I placed my packer On top of that. And then I got some lube (P.S. Lube up your vibe and bits too) and started to stroke. It was great. Added bonus that I had to fondle the balls to help keep the vibe in place and it was great for my dysphoria. Now if you dont have a Mr. Limpy, you can make a packer out of socks and cover it with a condom OR you can use a dong/dildo. Though this may be too hard against your bits. Some of you guys may be able to do this WITHOUT the vibe, so test it first. Escpecially if you use a harder object than the squishy Mr. Limpy. If you dont have a vibe, try getting different textured objects (THAT CAN BE CLEANED) and put that under your peen. Experiment. Maybe try an electric toothbrush. I hope you all have some luck. -Theo

[cicidraws]

lookin good

bonus:

[hunonn-blog]

you know, i really appreciate how touchy feely usopp is with zoro and how zoro is very ok with him being all over his personal space 

hes pouting but still not doing anything about it 

looks kinda annoyed but that’s it. no attempts at removing the adorable clinging mess 

in conclusion they’re adorable together and i love them 

[introverted-unicorn]

Usopp x Zoro forever

[zodiacmind]

Each Zodiac Sign Described Perfectly (MUST READ)

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

[introverted-unicorn]

http://goo.gl/tX0Ik2 The Rod giveaway. Basically its a packer that fucking awesome.

[ironychan]

I’m pretty sure the First Order thinks Finn is way smarter than he actually is. They believe he’s got, like, a network of contacts and was feeding the Resistance information for years and timed his escape perfectly for when he located the Millennium Falcon. If you told them that he really just went “fuck it, I’m out,” with no plan except “boy, I hope we don’t die,” they wouldn’t believe you.

[freakxwannaxbe]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

[sicknasty-juggalo]

I love my binder. It makes me feel secure about myself In a way i wasnt expecting. It feels good to start making myself feel confident in my own skin.

I hate my binder. It hurts after a while and i cant totally rid myself of that bump. I feel awkward wearing it in public, as if everyone knows that i have huge useless cushions on my torso.

My binder and I have a love/hate relationship.

[sicknasty-juggalo]

Your gender doesn’t change no matter WHAT! Your appearance doesnt dictate who you are

I am sorry for shitty art. I really wish i could draw on these programs. (Ignore weird eyes)

[sicknasty-juggalo]

It kinda bothers me…I am usually really repulsed by dicks. The sight of one makes me shudder is disgust. Yet…I REALLY want a packer. As realistic as possible. What. The. Fuck. Why? This makes no sense? Or does it? I guess this is just one example that gender and sexuality really dont have any connection? Or…I dont even know.

[sicknasty-juggalo]

I dont think anyone ever could imagine before they get a binder how awesome it is to hug someone. I feel so much more confident and CLOSE to people without large balloons getting in my way.

[sicknasty-juggalo]

Coming to terms with my gender means having to come to terms with the fact that I have YEARS of training following the roles of a gender i dont beling to. A hundred times a day I catch myself with the thought that “Girls dont do this” before remembering that i no longer HAVE to pretend to be something I am not.

[mybedismade-mysweaterison]

[sublimesonata]

WHOEVER POSTED THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE WORLD OH MY FUCKING GOD

[sassenach-kiss]

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

[oni-queen]

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

[velvet-apricots]

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

[jedireysgf-archive]

@trashpits

[rosexknight]

I think the actors playing Octavius played him having a big man crush on Jed, and I think Jed’s actor might have done the same??? Idk but I love them so much.

[purrplelace]

Just me enjoying my asexuali-tea.