just happy to be here

[notkatniss]

[lylylylylylylylyly]

no one:

me: i should block everyone i’ve ever known and start over

[expelumos]

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

[catchymemes]

[suffergirl3point0]

Oh yeah man get it nice mo- JACK BLACK?!?!

[indoorvoices]

Y'all know for a FACT that Jack Black eats pussy like a god

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I am very drunk and listening to toto’s Africa

I’m thinking about watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, but the one from the 1970s where gene wilder is giving off heavy ‘fuck them kids’ energy and the lighting makes it look like the Great Depression

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

The newer Johnny Depp one sucked because he cared about their lives way too much and also had that haircut.

I don’t need a background story about a dentist dad to relate to willy wonka, I just need him to have crazy eyes okay, I am but a simple girl with simple needs

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

The trickster god energy Gene Wilder gives off vs the Kooky Entrepeneur energy Johnny Depp gives off.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Exactly!!!!!

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nothing in the Johnny Depp one can match the dangerous authoritarian energy of what Gene Wilder is doing with his cane in this scene alone

the manic control of how he makes them walk down the stairs.

“if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it” he says after nearly savagely kneecapping an 11 year old girl for trying to view it

this movie is incredible

[starlightandtears]

I’ve never seen this movie so I just experienced this for the first time and it terrifies me. The absolute boredom in his eyes combined with the mischief of his body language and the glittery, airy, detached way he sings the most pleasant, poetic words.

Nope.

[theconstellationsinyourskin]

this is a man trying to get rid of his horrifically unsafe factory the year before OSHA began

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This is quite frankly the funniest comment on this post

[hopesterling]

Willy Wonka: "anything you want to, do it!"

Also Willy: *severely punishes the children for doing what they want*

[patrickat]

“All aboard the Terror Boat, kids!”

[callmebliss]

[saint-batrick]

i have had an aggressive lust for this unhinged son of a bitch for nearly my whole life.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[urban-hieroglyphs]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

You'll get more chances. At friendships. At relationships. At job/school related progress. At following your dreams. At chasing your passions. It's not now or never. There will always be other chances and other opportunities.

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[memewhore]

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Halloween 2020, Oil on Paper by Edward Delandre

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[slimegargoyle]

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

[alsoamy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaijuno]

farmers almanac is just a midwest witch magazine