Always uncomfortable

Alex. 29. Nonbinary. Ace/panro. They/them. Taurus. Hufflepuff. INFP. Walking ball of anxiety.

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[t00thpasteface]

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

[thebirdroads]

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

[birdnerd18]

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

[twinsfawn]

if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country

[daily-spooky]

[sylvleon]

watching atla for the first time

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[reslake]

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

[hannbl]

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[anatombombatallhours]

But really, though 🥺

[huffylemon]

[rongzhi]

A woman wearing Chinese armor

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Lmao

( @dynastyandtree )

[sandersstudies]

My husband came to the youth theater rehearsal I was directing last night to work on some set pieces. He usually only works set on weekends when nobody is there, so his goal was to be totally inconspicuous. But the second and third graders treated him like a walking stim video. They were totally absorbed by his painting and drilling and clapped for him when he began or finished a task.

[sandersstudies]

The children, in the middle of their scene, suddenly seeing that my husband is about to put the first stroke of white paint over a wall: WAIT can we watch please please please?

[sandersstudies]

My husband is a somewhat large bearded man, too, so as soon as the kids walked in, I was explaining that I know him, he is helping us, and to not be scared if there was some loud noise.

Meanwhile the children are just watching him the whole time like :) :) :)

[sandersstudies]

My husband: doo do doo

A dozen grade schoolers:

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[doitforpink]