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FRIEND has joined the game!

#munart.#to any zims out there.......... whats good.

hey

whats up

defenderofurth‌

– ❝ AHA! I knew it – ❞

[Dib’s own giddy outburst was interrupted by his delayed sense of disbelief; the extraterrestrial was confessing to her Irken identity, just like that? Even if Zim’s attempts to conceal his nature had been absolutely pathetic, with him even blurting it out on occasion, he’d never gotten an acknowledgement like this from him – at least, if he had, he wished he’d gotten it on tape. Shoot, speaking of, where was his video camera? Would she even be willing to repeat that?]

[Besides…this almost felt too convenient. Anything “positive” in his life did; nothing beneficial that came his way lasted, and this would almost certainly turn sour…he was sure of it. On that note, now that he was taking everything she said with a grain of salt, her insistence that she wouldn’t harm the planet seemed…shaky. Weren’t Irkens an inherently cruel, sadistic race, bent on galactic conquest? Tak came here to prove herself worthy as an invader, Zim came here to conquer the planet…an Irken who didn’t come here with violent intentions felt bizarre.]

❝ Wait, you’re just admitting it? And…you’re here peacefully? ❞ [If that was the truth, he’d treat her substantially better than Zim – no autopsy tables for her, although he’d certainly hope to team up with her to prove aliens existed – but for now? He doubted it. He needed some sort of proof, although he realized how difficult that would be to provide.] ❝ If – if that’s true, then prove it! No Irken I’ve met has ever liked this place, or wanted to stay here for the fun of it. You REALLY don’t want to destroy it…? ❞

she watched him curiously, like the whole concept of someone NICE was foreign. well, she WAS an alien, and while the whole of the irken race was known for being cruel, puff prided herself on being successful and unlike the others. that didn’t mean she was treated fairly, but despite odds being against her ... she still got where she was, right ?

“ uh - huh. yup ! “ she just nodded, smiling at him all the while. it wasn’t anything out of trickery or malice, either, she was being genuine. though at the prospect of having to ‘ prove ‘ things made her tilt her head to the side in mild confusion.

“ how ? i mean, i could let you see my base or something ? invaders usually make their OWN weapons from materials given to us by the armada, and i don’t HAVE any, so if that’d be proof enough ... ? “ how does on even go about proving their friendliness, anyway, other than just being friendly ? these humans were so confusing sometimes !

#in character.#defenderofurth #i ever tell u ... that i love ur writing AND ur dib?#because i do.

this is puffs elevator in her base

#out.#im JUST saying

ok i wrote goobnite

#out.

prxfessor-membrane‌

Now that she mentioned it, she did look a little strange. But, the whole thought would leave him when she said sh wasn’t human. That was impossible! Humans were the only capable, intelligent life forms. His brows would press together and he let out a soft hum of thought. Not having a concussion was a good thing- wait, had she said she hit him over the head? What was going on? None of this made sense.

❝ But aliens don’t exist! They’re not scientifically possible, there’s no proof! You have to be human- or if you’re not, a hologram...of some sort? Do you have a skin condition like my son’s friend Zim? ❞ He was more so trying to figure out what was going on rather than questioning her.

Another question popping into his head though, one that was directed at her. ❝ Why did you imprison me? Who do you work for? A rival company? ❞ If it was real, this had to be the work of someone who wanted his technology, or something from him. There would be no other reason for someone to do this, right? All he had to offer- all he was known for was what he created at his labs. Maybe he shouldn’t have been questioning her when he was the prisoner, but he wasn’t going to easily shut up and listen to whatever nonsense she spouted.

“ wow ! you must be PRETTY STUPID to think aliens don’t exist ! what with how HUGE and unexplored the universe is, to humans. you never considered it, huh ? even though you’re a man of SCIENCE ? isn’t space travel and the possibility of life on another planet a part of that ? wow ! “

she just gave a small laugh, before moving closer to his cell. for someone so renowned, so POWERFUL, even, he sure did like denial. what would be a good way to convince him ? that this was all real ? would physical harm do the trick ? wasn’t that something humans did ? pinch someone with immense instruments to make sure they weren’t “ dreaming “ ?

“ no, no, no rival company. just conquering the planet, is all. you’ve got the keys to the kingdom, don’t you ? everybody here looks up to you. including your little spawnlings. children, right ? “

she brought her hands out from behind her back, twirling a knife she’d snatched from someone’s kitchen, the sharp edge glinting in what little light was available down here. “ you know, they wouldn’t be the FIRST younglings of this planet to die because of me ! there were lots of others ! all those missing peoples posters ? all me ! “

#KIRBY'S FREAKIN' PISSED. evil verse.#prxfessor-membrane‌#oh shes fine w dumb humans hes not the first

invaderofdoom‌

“You know, you seem very, eh…” He looked the other Irken up and down a few times as he tried to find the word he was looking for. “…nice, for an Irken. Are you sure you are encoded as an invader? Perhaps there was some sort of mistake.”

“ oh, yes ! i’m an invader ! what’s wrong with being nice, huh ? “ she tilted her head to the side, giving him a bit of a funny look. how couldn’t she be encoded as that ? was there a REQUIREMENT to reach, niceness - wise ? “ aren’t you nice ? “

#in character.#invaderofdoom‌#THIS IS GOOD THANK U!

cosmiicbcrn‌

“I do sort look like a galaxy, huh? I don’t know, maybe you can. I’m pretty sure it just might make your hand cold if you touch me.”

“ can i ? i really wanna know ! “ she had her hands up, but would wait for a yes or a no. regardless, she was beautiful ! a sight to behold, too ! it was all the presence of being in space, except space was right here !

#in character.#cosmiicbcrn‌

halfghcst‌

He was very amused with the cute and tiny alien’s enthusiasm for what is possibly the most popular food in america. Just wait til she discovered pizza came in several shapes as well. Bagels, rolls, square! Then there were sauces and ranch to dip pizza into if she ended up liking that too.

“Oh, they come in SO many styles.” He himself was taking his own slice very slow. He didn’t really NEED to eat, so Phantom was content to let her have the rest of the pie. “Anything labeled as a Pizzeria usually sells Pizza, but there’s very few places you wouldn’t be able to get some, honestly. Price ranges depending on toppings, size, and where you get them. But usually it’s not that expensive.”

Danny was quite happy to answer all of her questions. It was a very rare thing for him to get to hang out with an alien from another universe after all. He wondered how Jimmy, Timmy, and Spongebob were doing. “Too much, is dependant on you. I could literally keep eating with no consequences. But you could put almost anything on a pizza for a topping. You might get some weird looks for putting pineapple on your pizza though.”

she was having the time of her life with this new food, savoring every bite now, not so greedily consuming it. it was greasy, but ... in a delightful sort of way ? like you can tolerate how it feels texture - wise, JUST for the savory taste of it. it was INCREDIBLE.

“ i want to know all the styles. please ! this is so intriguing ... for one simple thing, it can be so MANY things, it’s incredible ! humans are so creative ! “ she ate up her slice, humming in satisfaction. so yummy !

“ almost anything for a topping ? that’s AMAZING ! is there any limits ? what’s normal, what’s abnormal ? what’s the best, what’s the most UNIQUE ? what’s a topping somebody’s NEVER done before ? i wanna know everything ! “

#in character.#halfghcst‌#all irkens know that snack is life

vortship‌

“Uh.” blinking, she stepped back as the girl revealed the being beneath the costume. Another Irken, she grit her teeth nervously. Someone Zim knew? No. Probably an enemy of his, ‘Boss’ was never good at making friends. “-put your thingy back on, let’s talk about this somewhere else.” she grabbed the girl by the elbow.

“ um, okay ! “ she did as asked, being pulled along by the other. she wasn’t sure what was up with the reaction, but as far as she could tell, it wasn’t hostile. she hoped it wouldn’t be, anyway. “ where are we going ? what was wrong with where we were at ? “

#in character.#vortship‌

the-monoxide-divison‌

💮;; “Anytime! You sure are quite interested in chips, are you? I don’t mind, I’m basically the same way. I’m Marcy, Marcy Monoxide by the way, but you can totally call me Mar if you want. Say, What’s your name, if I may ask?”

Marcy Questioned the other before flashing a soft, friendly smile towards the other as she reached into the opened bag for her fair share of the chips, a few chips at a time. This one was a Cute one, wasn’t she? Marcy wants to know more about her if she got the chance, of course.

“ yes ! i love chips, they’re SO tasty ! i’ve never had anything like them before. “ she munched away at the offered chips, enjoying the flavor and the texture. she quirked her head toward mar, smiling before swallowing the food. “ puff ! my name is puff. it’s nice to meet you, marcy ! “

she was DELIGHTED to get a new friend ! and one so nice to her, above all else, sharing food and the likes ! it just made puff smile more, happy to have someone new and nice in her life. earth was amazing !

#in character.#the-monoxide-divison‌#wowowow sorry it took me eighty years to rePLY

@urthsavior [c]

“ irken ? yes, i am ! you know about irkens ? that’s so cool, i didn’t know any other humans knew about us ! what do you know about irkens, huh ? has zim told you anything ? “ she’s reaching up to boop his nose.

#in character.#urthsavior #theyre friends now puff has just decided

real babie hours

#munart.#she found a sweater and just decided to wear it instead of her invader outfit #probably picked it out of the trash

squeemiish‌

“.. Hi.”

Todd’s voice was tiny as he approached the new girl on the swings, then with a teeny tiny smile, he pointed to the empty swing beside her.

“Can I swing with you?”

Todd always loved whenever new kids came to class. That meant that they hadn’t been here long enough to figure out he’s the freak of the class that got picked on regularly.

He wanted to make friends very badly, but there was always that nagging fear in the back of his mind that he was just wasting his time..

swinging was so oddly therapeutic, the sways back and forth making puff forget about the rest of the world. it was just her, and the soft breeze, nothing else. plus, swinging her legs about in a kicking fashion was fun !

puff turned upon hearing the voice, her neutral expression turning into a smile. “ hi !! “ her movements slowed, making her swing calm down a little bit.

“ yeah ! yeah ! i love having company. i’m puff, what’s your name ? “ she tilted her head toward the boy, pigtails bouncing with her enthusiasm. a new friend !

#in character.#squeemiish‌#i hope squee is ready for the friend of a lifetime