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—- human nature. mother nature. enough of your torture.
INDIE BNHA OCS. WRITTEN BY JUDE.
HANDWRITING CAN TELL YOU A LOT ABOUT A PERSON! GO HERE OR HERE AND AND REPOST WITH YOUR CHARACTER’S NAME IN THEIR HANDWRITING.
Tagged by: i stole it from myself Tagging: anybody, go for it! this is kinda fun.
so i’m for sure gonna hop back on this blog in the next couple of days; i’ve just been tired and haven’t had the energy to write. SO NATURALLY I MADE AN OC BLOG??? feel free to follow over there, too, if you want.
i’m not around today so i’ll do valentine’s stuff over the weekend; LIKE THIS POST IF YOU WANT MEI IN YOUR INBOX !!
❛ are you gonna make your hands explode? ❜
MEME ; ACCEPTING FOREVER
a low, suspicious chuckle emanates from mei. she leans close, face twisted into a particularly untrustworthy grin as she lifts her freshly gloved hands. the gloves are, in fact, the only thing about her that does not seem pointedly shady in this moment.
“ e x p l o d e ? of course not; power loader specifically said i’m not allowed to purposefully build anything that explodes. these are harmless.”
and indeed, they do look more or less like a normal pair of gloves. mei slowly glances over her shoulder, taking note of power loader’s location, before slowly craning her neck around to face jirou again, mouth stretched wide with glee. she stretches her arms out as wide as possible, then brings her hands together with force.
THEY EXPLODE.
❛ my urge to somersault, it’s no longer. ❜
MEME ; ACCEPTING FOREVER
“you haven’t even tried my baby, yet. think of the mobility! with these boots, you’ll be able to out-maneuver almost anyone!”
until she makes another, BETTER pair of boots and gives them to someone else. but that’s not important in the here and now; what’s important is that someone is wearing a pair of her super cute babies and refusing to use them! how could anyone resist? her fingers drift over to the accompanying belt, which she has yet to strap onto him, and settle on a discreet, green button.
“here, i’ll help! feature number four -- manual activation!!” C L I C K .
❛ are you gonna make your hands explode? ❜
MEME ; ACCEPTING FOREVER
“OF COURSE NOT !! i’ve tested this remote plenty of times! it’s completely safe -- just go ahead and start on your pile, and i’ll start on mine!”
she gestures to the stack of targets she’s prepared for each of them -- stone blocks that all weigh precisely the same, so that this little project returns true results. her newest baby versus uraraka’s quirk: round one!
she attaches a disc to the first block, activating the antigravity with the push of a button. the block drifts upward, slowly but steadily, up and up until ----- IT EXPLODES.
mei turns to uraraka with a triumphant grin. “see? my hands are fine!”
❛ i would like to open the buttflap. ❜
MEME ; ACCEPTING FOREVER
“open the buttflap...” she repeats softly, not unlike a television detective musing over their newest clue. the hero course is so impressive! if she were to add a similar flap to her coveralls, she could cut bathroom breaks in half! she’s ashamed she didn’t think of it herself.
“got it! I NEED TO MEASURE YOUR BUTT.”
❛ i’m marinating in here. ❜
MEME ; ACCEPTING FOREVER
“ IT’S GREAT, RIGHT?! ”
she’s covered in grease and sweat, and she smells like she’s probably been on fire recently.
truly, she is living her best life.
me: i’m off this blog for the night marina: drops a meme with some of the most mei phrases i have ever seen in my life
also i definitely lost track of who i sent stuff to, so you might have gotten more than one from me whoops
“shit i’ve said in dnd“starters
❛ my urge to somersault, it’s no longer. ❜ ❛ are ghosts scarier than statues? who’s to say. ❜ ❛ oh my god, are we about to invent the fucking YMCA? ❜ ❛ OH WE FIGHTIN’. OH WE SCARED! ❜ ❛ oh, is it 4/20 already? ❜ ❛ i would like to open the buttflap. ❜ ❛ fucking loser holding hands by himself. ❜ ❛ are you gonna make your hands explode? ❜ ❛ wanna help me carve this bitch? ❜ ❛ you paid with teeth? ❜ ❛ i got pockets full of kid teeth! ❜ ❛ you’re on a nickname basis with fred from scooby-doo? ❜ ❛ — and his uncle, bobby flay. ❜ ❛ man, that shrimps. ❜ ❛ blink twice if you’re in danger. ❜ ❛ i gave you a choice between 1 and 10 and half of you fucked it up! ❜ ❛ are you gonna be a horse this time, or … ? ❜ ❛ have you ever seen a human being explode? ❜ ❛ what a weird, sexy thing to say to me. ❜ ❛ ( name ), you’re … an idiot! and a fool! and a horrible older ( brother / sister / sibling )! ❜ ❛ i think it’s pretty obvious i was trying to impress somebody. ❜ ❛ i’m marinating in here. ❜ ❛ so ( he’s / she’s / they’re ) eating the tupperware, but not the food inside it? ❜ ❛ correct. ❜ ❛ the peel is harder than i expected, but it’s not horrible. ❜ ❛ oh, you made boy seeds! ❜ ❛ you guys love my boy seeds, don’t lie. ❜ ❛ those are my udders, dude. ❜ ❛ you only peed yourself a lot. ❜ ❛ all of you, fight me. ❜ ❛ that’s your wiggly little buddy, man! ❜ ❛ so there’s no rocks i can talk to and die with? ❜ ❛ cucked ten different ways. ❜ ❛ if you can’t nut up, you’re gonna be the first to die. ❜ ❛ losersayswhat? ❜ ❛ all i want to do is play with this dog. and also kill ( name ). ❜ ❛ did you take my fucking broom, bitch? did you take my fucking broom!? ❜
okay y’all, i have done some memes, and i definitely still have stuff to answer here, but i’ve been neglecting my uraraka blog for days so i’m gonna hang out over there for the rest of the night.
SHIPPING INFO MEME . ☆
01 . WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER( S )?
... i don’t actually have any pre-existing romantic ships for mei?
02 . WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?
y’all, i will write pretty much anything. you want slow burn? come at me. wanna skip that and just send each other dumb memes? still cool. want to write a relationship that doesn’t work out in the end and makes us both sad? it happens.
basically i won’t write abuse, but i will write most things in the realm of human experience bc why else am i here?
03 . HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?
with teenagers, that’s like a 2 year maximum age gap before it’s iffy for me.
04 . ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?
i say i am but it’s a whole ass lie. i just don’t like to ship straight out of the gate with muns/muses i’m not familiar with. i’m a huge sucker for writing everything under the sun with people i’m friends with. chat with me a bit; i’ll be a sucker for you, too.
05 . HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NSFW?
uhhh like?? i’m a thousand years old so i don’t actually want to write anything ‘steamy’ with these kiddos
06 . WHO ARE OTHER THE CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?
okay so i’ve been thinking about it since the first question and i still don’t have much in the way of actual ships?? bc mei is not Traditionally Romantic, so i don’t think she ever likes anyone first, but i think she’s likely to consider it if someone brings it up to her. i do think she leans more towards ladies in that respect ( for like... really untraditional reasons but that is a conversation for another day ) but she isn’t against the idea of being romantic with men.
also iida will always have a special place in her lab. don’t worry, i don’t actually know what that means, either.
07 . DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?
yeah, it’d be nice to get a ‘we doing this?’ ahead of time for an established relationship, but if your muse is feeling it and you wanna send in a shippy meme or whatever, that’s cool -- just don’t expect mei to react like they’re dating. for example if you send a kiss and we haven’t talked about it ahead of time, she’s gonna react how she’s gonna react and honestly it’s just a toss up to see what happens.
08 . HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?
i straight up do not even have an opinion. i could never have any romantic ships and still have a great time, or i could have like 15. who knows? who cares? i’m chill with anything.
09 . ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?
somewhere floating around in the middle
10 . ARE YOU MULTISHIP?
yeah, definitely. if i have a really established ship and they request it, i might consider ship exclusivity for that character, but i’ll cross that bridge if/when i come to it.
11 . WHAT IS / ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?
lmao i have... a lot, actually. i ship nighteye and all might, for starters, and i ship uraraka with basically anyone she has ever hung out with bc she is a piece of sunshine and like honestly? get you a girl who floats but also a girl who knows gunhead martial arts. wow, she’s so cute and capable. but that goes double for tsuyu bc of course it does.
and i ship mineta with being written out of the series
12 . FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?
honestly if we chat ooc with any regularity then you’re already on the list. if we don’t and you wanna be, just hop right in my ims and we can talk about stuff. if we’re friends, we can write pretty much anything.
TAGGED BY : @doltage tagged my other blog and i’m extra so i’m doing it here too TAGGING : like, i feel like most people have done this meme before?? but if you haven’t, pls do the thing i want to read about all your ships, i’m seriously not kidding rn
it’s harder than you think. NO using google. every answer must start with the first letter of your muse’s name. / PLEASE REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.
NAME : mei ANIMAL : manatee BOY’S NAME : max GIRL’S NAME : matilda COLOR : maroon MOVIE : memento SOMETHING YOU WEAR : mittens DRINK : malt liquor FOOD : mashed potatoes SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM : mouthwash PLACE : madagascar REASON FOR BEING LATE : missed the bus
TAGGED BY : @ukubi ( thank you, this was fun! ) TAGGING : @inheirit / @symballic, @legility / @sharpsuit, @doltage, and uhhh feel free to grab it if you haven’t done it and tag me so i can see your answers!
MEI’S FAVORITE PRO HERO is for sure wash. she loves that wash is a largely mechanical hero and hopes to one day be able to do work on future iterations of his hero suit. part of the reason she’s a fan, however, is that she appreciates his marketability, and is impressed that he made it into japan’s top ten through use of his commercial popularity, as she aims to become similarly popular with her support items.
she makes sure to buy ‘squeaky clean’ brand.
MEI’S FAVORITE PRO HERO is for sure wash. she loves that wash is a largely mechanical hero and hopes to one day be able to do work on future iterations of his hero suit. part of the reason she’s a fan, however, is that she appreciates his marketability, and is impressed that he made it into japan’s top ten through use of his commercial popularity, as she aims to become similarly popular with her support items.
she makes sure to buy ‘squeaky clean’ brand.
@fuegoblooded ; ♥
“you’re back!”
she pops out from behind a haphazard pile of discarded parts before power loader even has a chance to speak. he doesn’t even bother trying to interrupt her now, too used to her habit of bogarting student projects. as long as she isn’t destroying the lab, he tries to leave her be. mei dashes closer, lowering her voice, although it trembles with excitement.
“what do you need? do you have new ideas?”