please follow @detectivewoofers!!

Idk dude I like a lot of stuff

[seokjinswaiter]

@investigatorfluffers here. Welcome to my trashcan.

[investigatorfluffers]

^

[quite-likely-valentine]

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

[investigatorfluffers]

This hell forsaken website will have to drag me by their own cold dead hands to get me off

[honeystae-moved]

i know this is Blasphemy but i'll skip rap line songs a lot bc i wanna Sing and that language barrier is enough of a challenge without the sheer level of rhythmic intensity thank u

g-get out of my house if you skip rapline songs

[investigatorfluffers]

you FOOL,

[archiveaccnt]

Do you know how hard it is to get people read a parody book when it’s called The Lightning Fart? Do you know how difficult it is to convince people that it’s a genuinely funny book? Do you know? Do you have the slightest idea? Does your brain even comprehend?

[archiveaccnt]

Did you think I was joking?

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

You’ve yeed your last haw

[investigatorfluffers]

APOLLO

[archiveaccnt]

Paolo, desperate and pounding on the Apollo cabin door at three in the morning: so like is your dad single or…?

Will, for the third time this week:

[archiveaccnt]

Frank: I think we ALL are Tracer.

Reyna: Frank, it’s literally five in the morning. Please, just shut up.

[archiveaccnt]

I came to the conclusion that Rick made communication unavailable in TOA because Apollo would have no problem spamming Olympus with salty Iris Messages every two seconds

[archiveaccnt]

Apollo, calling Zeus a salty jealous hoe for the fifth time that day over Iris Message:

[archiveaccnt]

me, thinking about apollo/lester: 💕💖💞💘💗💝💕💖💞💘💖💕

[archiveaccnt]

Paolo, to a literal child: make me loose my arms again and ill travel up to mount olympus and curb stomp your father. i will kick you in your third-grade kneecaps. i will burn this camp to the ground. dont test me hoe.

Apollo, immediately:

[gansaey]

What has Hector ever done to me?

[moriafriend]

best scene from trials of apollo was definitely the one where apollo gets a hug from everybody and zeus apologizes :)

[fooblesdraws]

The Burning Maze is still one of Rick’s best books, just sayin

[sandydragon1]

Stargazing (haiku)

We create pictures

out of specks of light as we

lie in the backyard.

[supernovasuggestions]

cute date idea: take them to an observatory and while they’re looking up at the stars you can stare at them and admire how gorgeous they look.

[investigatorfluffers]

Man. The moonlight is washing down on me. I’m feeling poetic. It’s so bright.