Lil headcannon from the moment I washed dishes (part 2 )
(Water made my fingers wrinkly and skrinkly)
Mc: Mammon... Satan said that the HoL has a protocol about him being too angy, wth happened?
Mammon: *Sweatdrops* Are ya sure ya wanna know about that, human?
Mc: Please tell me, so i can at least be prepared to hide.
Mammon: Aight, so-
*Lucifer comes in*
Lucifer: *Sips tea* One day, Satan got angry because the book he read left with an awful ending, the cats he smuggled scratched him all over, hit is little toe on the way out, thus missing the live finale of the mid fall murders season, and I accidentally spilled raw lemon juice on him because his stuff was on floor where he lied.
MC: ...Why were you carrying lemon juice?
Lucifer: *Smirks* I wanted to drink Lemon tea as Satan raged badly to control the others.
Lucifer: Never in my life, I felt free from the constant calls...
Mammon: Lucifer, we asked ya ta save us for like... 12 hours!
A lil song for the great Mammon and a great reminder for the other demon brothers
(beat is by the crush song meme)
Hush, Hush, Hush
Shut, Shut Up
This Is why Mammon
Deserves all the Love!
Iâm single as I can be
Heâs single, perfect for me!
Iâm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why I should date him!
Reason number one - Heâs super H O T
Reason number two - He Protecc alot
Reason number three - He the only one
That didnât try to kill me on the S P O T! Â
Boy check your memory
You want a flashback check? okay!
First time: trivia, and last time: choking
Wanna get with me? boi, Iâm laughing
You think heâs trash?
Hell no, heâs class and he acts kinda rash
And all I gotta say is...
I love him because he's single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, date me!
How would the brothers react that a dragon suddenly appears and becomes affectionate to MC leading a discovery that MC is secretly a Dragon Tamer?
If you saw the post from earlier... yeah thatâs one of my inspirations to do something like this.Â
I havenât seen an Obey Me! Dragon rider! MC around so...Â
Iâll base these on the Roblox game: Dragon Adventures and the dragons that I have in my inventory.Â
(I hope you like visual aids)
Also thereâll be two parts since, idk if you want to hear more about this idea ._.
Mother (feathered dragon)
Dysuva (bat dragon)
Lucifer:
Both of you were just walking around in a park.
Then suddenly, *boom* a dragon just landed in front of you two.
Lucifer was ready to protect you from the beast until you suddenly screamed its name and jumped in front of him.
*cue internal surprised pikachu face, jk*
You didnât mean to surprise him this way, but you also didnât miss his eyes widening in said emotion when, you protected him from your aggressive bat-like dragon.
You explain to him, that you raised them from an egg, took care of them wayyyy before you came into the Devildom.
You were also surprised when, your other dragons you raised suddenly pounced on you, as if they are children missed their parent.
How on earth did they get there?
Cue a long hour lecture from Mr. Pridy McPrideface.
If you are devoted in taking care of dragons
Said McPrideface is also proud of you for taking care of such majestic beasts.
Loves to hear you to talk about the dragons, their species, the ways to tame them, fond memories, etc.
Will try to Intimidate them into listening to him.
His favorite dragon kind would be: The Dysuva (Bat dragon) and Mother (Feathered Dragon).
Also partial on the Numine (Titan Dragon) species.
He will be touched when you name a powerful dragon after him.
Definitely would try to use your aggressive dragons to keep an eye on Mammon.
Magmips (salamander dragon): Goldie and Lilith
Numine (Titan dragon)
Mammon:Â
You and Mammon would be out on the town, trying a new money making scheme.
Until a golden-like dragon lands in front of you.
Heâs super torn about the situation: should he run away to protect you or try to grab the dragon and sell it for like a bajillion grimm.
About to get a heart attack when you approach it with a smile.
When he was it being affectionate with you, he calmed down.
You explained to him that you were going to tell him that you are a dragon tamer, he will pout.
Youâve been holding off with this info from him?
He will try to use your dragons with his âbusinessâ
Will stop if this upsets you though.
His favorite will forever be the Magmip that showed up in front of him.
Not just because itâs a golden like dragon, it also has the same eye colors that he has.
The Numine that was named after him and the rare special event dragons.
You explain that dragonâs name is Goldie.
Feeling mischievous, you ask him to show him another Magmip.
Fortunately, he has his sunglasses.
Unfortunately though, he didnât wear them.
His brothers laughed when he came back temporarily blind.Â
Kinda smiles a bit after hearing that the blinding inducing dragon is named: Lilith.
Heâll get a big head if you named a fast flying dragon after him, even more so when the said dragon has his colors.
May or may not beg for you to call a dragon and fly with him around Devildom together.
Taraka (Leviathan Dragon)Â
Krekiz (shark dragon)
Amphyll (axolotl dragon)
Leviathan:Â
For once, you and Levi are out on a nearby shoreline.Â
You were soaking your feet on the seashore, while Levi was playing on his DDD.
He thought he saw something go up the surface in the distance, but thought nothing of it and continued to play.
When he looked up again, he got himself into a panic attack.
THERE WAS A SHARK-LIKE DRAGON IN FRONT OF YOU, AND YOUâRE PETTING IT LIKE ITâS A CAT!
Youâll have to calm him down or else, pay the consequence for making him panic to the point where he cries in anxiety.
(sorry, I really wanna protect this boi since I really relate to him on some levels)
When you calmed him down, gently introduce him to your pet dragon.
Leviathan.exe stopped working, please reboot-
Heâll be awestruck on how you managed to befriend such a creature.
Also hella jealous since you found these creatures when he didnâtÂ
Show him the other two ocean dragons, and heâll be like a kid who got giant sized candy from Halloween.
He may want to befriend the dragons, please look after him.
Cue the âwhoaâ from Levi when you explain the Tarakaâs other name is the Leviathan.
Kinda disappointed that it looks more like a sea slug than sea serpentÂ
Not gonna lie, I think he may try to get the Amphyll to go to his room and let it live in his tank since itâs at least small enough to be in the wall tank.
Also awestruck because the Taraka can fly and hover in the air despite having no wings.Â
Kinda jea;ous about that too XD.
His favorites would be the dragons that are shown above.
Hi guys I know I havenât been active here lately, all because Iâm trying to find motivation and inspirationÂ
As I was trying to find it, I got ideas of an obey me headcanon based on this game.
But first of all.... WHAT THE HECK IS MY DRAGON BAT BEHEADED?????
(Was playing with Roblox Dragon Adventures. Then saw Vixa... got this idea, I hope you wont mind @obey-me-angel-bros)
A two headed phoenix(?) dragon(?) flew by and landed outside the window. It has demon horns on itâs head?Â
It caws...? growls...? happily as it looked inside and saw the angel family.
Iâm back! with another chaotic idea... Someone, please help me stop my imagination into going overdrive T-T
okay... what if....
Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer) meets the Demon Brothers (Shall We Date: Obey Me!)Â
Iâll let you decide how it all goes, because my brain farted this idea
Another âwhat ifâ scenario... a meta one if you ask me
What if MC saw all of the chaotic MC posts and decided to become the penultimate chaos incarnate?
They are now a lawful chaotic, a dank ass meme lord... whoâs singing skills vary from: dying seagull to being on par of celestial realmâs angel choir. Theyâll try (keyword: try) to find a single reason to create a mess in the demon broâs lives (for better or worse).
Since theyâre in hell, whatâs the reason for them to be all prim and proper when they can let loose every now and then
Lucifer will regret his choices
                MC is a maliciously compliant person.
Hear me out:
MC got summoned into the Devildom, went through the basics of how they will stay, then cue the madness of a MC who will create a kind of chaos that Lucifer will take a mental note to not put a metaphor in a FUCKING sentence. Satan and Belphegor will be impressed. Mammon may found a new partner in creating discord in HoL.
     ALL BECAUSE MC WILL GO AMELIA BEDELIA ON THAT SHIT
If you donât know who that slut is, sheâs the FUCKING maid that WILL take orders LITERALLY!Â
example:
MC is multilingual and the first impression from the brothers was so bad...
MC switches languages on a daily basis.
Ex: on their first day as they arrived at Devildom, they spoke English.
Then because of everything that happened, MC decided to speak Spanish on the next day, then the next day after that theyâll speak Filipino so on so forth.}
They only do this because itâs the only revenge they can do rather than being violent... theyâll cue headaches for the brothers as they try to find out what language MC is speaking for the day.
Downside of this:
Satan enjoys this because:
1.) He likes the challenge of looking up the human language that MC speaks of the day.
2.) Luciferâs sufferingâą
3.) Otherâs sufferingâą
Basically anyoneâs suffering is Satanâs own entertainment
O-Oh dear... m-m-my apologies.... I never thought the purple, super fluffy blanket I bought w-would break him.... oh no..... Iâm so sorryÂ
*she curls up crying and fades away like a ghost*
                     âI wish... Lilith was hereâÂ
   Those words... shouldnât have been said out loud, but Belphegor sighed as he thought: âwhat it would be like if MC meets their far distant ancestor, the sister that fell in love with a human.âÂ
The brothers were talking randomly about various topics in the common room. The topic of Lilith was brought up by MC, as they were curious to learn about their ancestor through the eyes of the brothers. Topics like funny, warm and sad moments were brought up. Fond memories that involved their sister were talked through the night as they settled in the rare peaceful moment in the HoL.
MC wondered what she would look like if they were meet in time. Belphie sighed dreamily out his wish for it... only for immediately to open his eyes at the horror at his own words. He knew... MC has the innate power to grant wishes but, only at the extent where their safety is guaranteed.
He would never forget the look of horror that befell on his brothers faces at that remark, he would never forget the sad smile that MC gave to him as they disintegrate into stardust before his eyes, and he never saw that bright flash that occurred as Lilith sat in the place where MC was, as he covered his eyes that glistened with tears at the expense of his own mistake.Â
Their family was whole again but also missing a piece...
The brothers were never the same again.
What if...
MC challenged themselves to be mute for an entire year. After that proclamation MC gets sent to the Devildom.
They can do anything to communicate, just... not talking.
The bros will be driven up the wall as MC can sneak up on them, do anything unexpected etc.
Diavolo is enjoying every. single. chaotic. moment.
But also freaky as they didnât even scream when Belphie killed them.
After the exchange program and the bros have to say goodbyes, MC finally speaks and they finally lost it.
Problem of this though... Iâm not sure the family problems fix just through pure action w/o words tho