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[invismafialeader]

he / him　　　　　　 Parrot, do you　　　　　canon div　　　　　 know why the Mafia 　　　　　　　　　　　　　slight ooc　　　　　　　wears invis?

　　info under cut . . .

uulashswag canon divergent roleplay/ask blog. asks open always.

❕ no nsfw, i (mod) am a minor

my canon divergent importants:

— uu!squidswag are bitter exes who broke up after the mafia fell.

— he is still an influential figure on the server but instead of openly flaunting he chooses to use his influence by running smaller organizations from the shadows.

— he lives in the end farlands house.

some info about my interpretation of uu!ash that i'd like to point out:

— he is quite self centered and self serving.

— he is calculated and will stop at nothing to gain his goal.

more info about the actual roleplay & logistics of the blog:

— despite that, he has a great sense of humor and is a good conversation partner if he wants to be.

— i will default to the setting of uu, if you are doing any other setting please specify.

— i am in school and frequently busy, replies may be slow.

— i am not fully caught up with uu again due to school, i can't do canon compliant roleplay set in the newest episodes of uu well.

— tag system is finished, its in the tags.

— mod is a system, call us vei @thingrot (it/its exclus)

[odysseyfies]

Wifies walks back into the room where Ash is still standing there, as if he was waiting for Wifies' return. Wifies silently heads over to pick up his echest he left on the floor, hoping to get out of there without any further conversation.

@invismafialeader

[invismafialeader]

so, what was that whole outburst about? you suddenly all buddy-buddy with the man who took him away?

[odysseyfies]

I wouldn't say we're 'buddy-buddy'. I did kind of just stab him. I just don't think there's any point in killing him right now. I don't want to kill him.

Wifies tries to keep his voice steady. He knows what Ash is doing, trying to get under his skin, to force him into doing something he'll regret. He's not going to let him win.

I'm not interested in being a villain anymore.

[invismafialeader]

[chuckle] oh, Director. you make me laugh, really, you do. you don't want to be a villain anymore? so what, your plan is to become this virtuous savior and that's how you plan to get on Parrot's good side? you're just going to mirror him, he won't want you if you're not something to save. but i can help with that.

Wifies really was amusing to Ash. He knew he already got him line, hook and sinker. Whatever will be the result of this conversation, Ash has already won. He just needed Wifies to realize that too.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies tenses. He knows Ash is just trying to get to him. Still, his words cut Wifies deep. He knows how parrot works. He spent months learning every part of his thought process to be able construct Paragon. He knows that Ash is right.

... how so?

He knows this is a bad idea. But he's never been able to control himself when it comes to parrot.

[invismafialeader]

look at me, director. i have influence, i have power and i can very well have almost anything in this world if i so wished. join me, and i guarantee you that fool you're chasing after will come right to you. all you have to do is come with me, and soon enough he'll get the news you're working under me. ergo, you'll have to be saved from me. doesn't that sound nice?

Ash's smile was something so deeply degrading he can almost feel the shiver going down Wifies' spine. The name he called him, Director, a noun alike the "names" of his former mafia members cut so, so deep. If he joined Ash, he wouldn't have a name anymore He would be just that, the Director. But he would get the attention of the person he wanted more than anything. And Ash knew that that's what he needs to get him.

[odysseyfies]

It does.

Wifies swallows hard. Every single part of him is screaming that this is a very bad idea. But Ash is right, it would be nice. It would be everything Wifies wants. He hates that he's considering this. He hates that no matter how much he knows Ash is playing him, no matter how much he knows Parrot would never approve of this, he's still considering this.

There must be a catch.

[invismafialeader]

intelligent as ever, i see. all you have to do is sign this simple book right here.

He offers Wifies a sharp grin. His eyes were dark with something indescribable, inviting him to discover what that may be.

it's nothing, really. just says that you work under me and that we have a contract where any intelligence you gain will be shared with me, that's all i want.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies would be an idiot not to recognize that Ash is benefiting from this deal a lot more than he would be. Intelligence, in Ash's hands, quickly becomes a weapon--- one that Wifies is sure Ash would turn against him if he ever wanted to. But, all Wifies wants to do is protect Parrot, and unfortunately for Wifies' more rational mind, it's better to be with Ash than against him.

...I'm interested. However, before I sign this, you have to promise me one thing. You won't hurt Parrot while I'm working for you.

[invismafialeader]

of course. that's no problem, i anticipated you would ask for that. here, just sign this book right here.

Ash remained unusually calm, despite Wifies' added clause which while inconvenient, did not limit Ash too much. Parrot isn't what Ash is after, when all is said and done.

[odysseyfies]

That predictable, huh?

Wifies hesitates for just a moment, before giving in and singing the book.

[invismafialeader]

glad to have you. welcome onboard.

Ash took out his elytra and put it on his unusually armored body. With a bang of a rocket, he was gone and Wifies was left alone in the safehouse.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies walks back into the room where Ash is still standing there, as if he was waiting for Wifies' return. Wifies silently heads over to pick up his echest he left on the floor, hoping to get out of there without any further conversation.

@invismafialeader

[invismafialeader]

so, what was that whole outburst about? you suddenly all buddy-buddy with the man who took him away?

[odysseyfies]

I wouldn't say we're 'buddy-buddy'. I did kind of just stab him. I just don't think there's any point in killing him right now. I don't want to kill him.

Wifies tries to keep his voice steady. He knows what Ash is doing, trying to get under his skin, to force him into doing something he'll regret. He's not going to let him win.

I'm not interested in being a villain anymore.

[invismafialeader]

[chuckle] oh, Director. you make me laugh, really, you do. you don't want to be a villain anymore? so what, your plan is to become this virtuous savior and that's how you plan to get on Parrot's good side? you're just going to mirror him, he won't want you if you're not something to save. but i can help with that.

Wifies really was amusing to Ash. He knew he already got him line, hook and sinker. Whatever will be the result of this conversation, Ash has already won. He just needed Wifies to realize that too.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies tenses. He knows Ash is just trying to get to him. Still, his words cut Wifies deep. He knows how parrot works. He spent months learning every part of his thought process to be able construct Paragon. He knows that Ash is right.

... how so?

He knows this is a bad idea. But he's never been able to control himself when it comes to parrot.

[invismafialeader]

look at me, director. i have influence, i have power and i can very well have almost anything in this world if i so wished. join me, and i guarantee you that fool you're chasing after will come right to you. all you have to do is come with me, and soon enough he'll get the news you're working under me. ergo, you'll have to be saved from me. doesn't that sound nice?

Ash's smile was something so deeply degrading he can almost feel the shiver going down Wifies' spine. The name he called him, Director, a noun alike the "names" of his former mafia members cut so, so deep. If he joined Ash, he wouldn't have a name anymore He would be just that, the Director. But he would get the attention of the person he wanted more than anything. And Ash knew that that's what he needs to get him.

[odysseyfies]

It does.

Wifies swallows hard. Every single part of him is screaming that this is a very bad idea. But Ash is right, it would be nice. It would be everything Wifies wants. He hates that he's considering this. He hates that no matter how much he knows Ash is playing him, no matter how much he knows Parrot would never approve of this, he's still considering this.

There must be a catch.

[invismafialeader]

intelligent as ever, i see. all you have to do is sign this simple book right here.

He offers Wifies a sharp grin. His eyes were dark with something indescribable, inviting him to discover what that may be.

it's nothing, really. just says that you work under me and that we have a contract where any intelligence you gain will be shared with me, that's all i want.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies would be an idiot not to recognize that Ash is benefiting from this deal a lot more than he would be. Intelligence, in Ash's hands, quickly becomes a weapon--- one that Wifies is sure Ash would turn against him if he ever wanted to. But, all Wifies wants to do is protect Parrot, and unfortunately for Wifies' more rational mind, it's better to be with Ash than against him.

...I'm interested. However, before I sign this, you have to promise me one thing. You won't hurt Parrot while I'm working for you.

[invismafialeader]

of course. that's no problem, i anticipated you would ask for that. here, just sign this book right here.

Ash remained unusually calm, despite Wifies' added clause which while inconvenient, did not limit Ash too much. Parrot isn't what Ash is after, when all is said and done.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies walks back into the room where Ash is still standing there, as if he was waiting for Wifies' return. Wifies silently heads over to pick up his echest he left on the floor, hoping to get out of there without any further conversation.

@invismafialeader

[invismafialeader]

so, what was that whole outburst about? you suddenly all buddy-buddy with the man who took him away?

[odysseyfies]

I wouldn't say we're 'buddy-buddy'. I did kind of just stab him. I just don't think there's any point in killing him right now. I don't want to kill him.

Wifies tries to keep his voice steady. He knows what Ash is doing, trying to get under his skin, to force him into doing something he'll regret. He's not going to let him win.

I'm not interested in being a villain anymore.

[invismafialeader]

[chuckle] oh, Director. you make me laugh, really, you do. you don't want to be a villain anymore? so what, your plan is to become this virtuous savior and that's how you plan to get on Parrot's good side? you're just going to mirror him, he won't want you if you're not something to save. but i can help with that.

Wifies really was amusing to Ash. He knew he already got him line, hook and sinker. Whatever will be the result of this conversation, Ash has already won. He just needed Wifies to realize that too.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies tenses. He knows Ash is just trying to get to him. Still, his words cut Wifies deep. He knows how parrot works. He spent months learning every part of his thought process to be able construct Paragon. He knows that Ash is right.

... how so?

He knows this is a bad idea. But he's never been able to control himself when it comes to parrot.

[invismafialeader]

look at me, director. i have influence, i have power and i can very well have almost anything in this world if i so wished. join me, and i guarantee you that fool you're chasing after will come right to you. all you have to do is come with me, and soon enough he'll get the news you're working under me. ergo, you'll have to be saved from me. doesn't that sound nice?

Ash's smile was something so deeply degrading he can almost feel the shiver going down Wifies' spine. The name he called him, Director, a noun alike the "names" of his former mafia members cut so, so deep. If he joined Ash, he wouldn't have a name anymore He would be just that, the Director. But he would get the attention of the person he wanted more than anything. And Ash knew that that's what he needs to get him.

[odysseyfies]

It does.

Wifies swallows hard. Every single part of him is screaming that this is a very bad idea. But Ash is right, it would be nice. It would be everything Wifies wants. He hates that he's considering this. He hates that no matter how much he knows Ash is playing him, no matter how much he knows Parrot would never approve of this, he's still considering this.

There must be a catch.

[invismafialeader]

intelligent as ever, i see. all you have to do is sign this simple book right here.

He offers Wifies a sharp grin. His eyes were dark with something indescribable, inviting him to discover what that may be.

it's nothing, really. just says that you work under me and that we have a contract where any intelligence you gain will be shared with me, that's all i want.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies walks back into the room where Ash is still standing there, as if he was waiting for Wifies' return. Wifies silently heads over to pick up his echest he left on the floor, hoping to get out of there without any further conversation.

@invismafialeader

[invismafialeader]

so, what was that whole outburst about? you suddenly all buddy-buddy with the man who took him away?

[odysseyfies]

I wouldn't say we're 'buddy-buddy'. I did kind of just stab him. I just don't think there's any point in killing him right now. I don't want to kill him.

Wifies tries to keep his voice steady. He knows what Ash is doing, trying to get under his skin, to force him into doing something he'll regret. He's not going to let him win.

I'm not interested in being a villain anymore.

[invismafialeader]

[chuckle] oh, Director. you make me laugh, really, you do. you don't want to be a villain anymore? so what, your plan is to become this virtuous savior and that's how you plan to get on Parrot's good side? you're just going to mirror him, he won't want you if you're not something to save. but i can help with that.

Wifies really was amusing to Ash. He knew he already got him line, hook and sinker. Whatever will be the result of this conversation, Ash has already won. He just needed Wifies to realize that too.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies tenses. He knows Ash is just trying to get to him. Still, his words cut Wifies deep. He knows how parrot works. He spent months learning every part of his thought process to be able construct Paragon. He knows that Ash is right.

... how so?

He knows this is a bad idea. But he's never been able to control himself when it comes to parrot.

[invismafialeader]

look at me, director. i have influence, i have power and i can very well have almost anything in this world if i so wished. join me, and i guarantee you that fool you're chasing after will come right to you. all you have to do is come with me, and soon enough he'll get the news you're working under me. ergo, you'll have to be saved from me. doesn't that sound nice?

Ash's smile was something so deeply degrading he can almost feel the shiver going down Wifies' spine. The name he called him, Director, a noun alike the "names" of his former mafia members cut so, so deep. If he joined Ash, he wouldn't have a name anymore He would be just that, the Director. But he would get the attention of the person he wanted more than anything. And Ash knew that that's what he needs to get him.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies walks back into the room where Ash is still standing there, as if he was waiting for Wifies' return. Wifies silently heads over to pick up his echest he left on the floor, hoping to get out of there without any further conversation.

@invismafialeader

[invismafialeader]

so, what was that whole outburst about? you suddenly all buddy-buddy with the man who took him away?

[odysseyfies]

I wouldn't say we're 'buddy-buddy'. I did kind of just stab him. I just don't think there's any point in killing him right now. I don't want to kill him.

Wifies tries to keep his voice steady. He knows what Ash is doing, trying to get under his skin, to force him into doing something he'll regret. He's not going to let him win.

I'm not interested in being a villain anymore.

[invismafialeader]

[chuckle] oh, Director. you make me laugh, really, you do. you don't want to be a villain anymore? so what, your plan is to become this virtuous savior and that's how you plan to get on Parrot's good side? you're just going to mirror him, he won't want you if you're not something to save. but i can help with that.

Wifies really was amusing to Ash. He knew he already got him line, hook and sinker. Whatever will be the result of this conversation, Ash has already won. He just needed Wifies to realize that too.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies walks back into the room where Ash is still standing there, as if he was waiting for Wifies' return. Wifies silently heads over to pick up his echest he left on the floor, hoping to get out of there without any further conversation.

@invismafialeader

[invismafialeader]

so, what was that whole outburst about? you suddenly all buddy-buddy with the man who took him away?

[parrot-times]

\ "i didn't think we'd get this far."

rp blog - uu centric, canon divergence. open to int, will mostly directly respond/reblog from my friends though.

lore/headcanons: - parrot has been on the run due to the law hunting him down after lettuce paused the election, as well as a rumour spreading around that wifies (@odysseyfies) is back from the dead - parrot's right wing was damaged years ago and didn't heal correctly, making him functionally unable to fly entirely without an elytra as well as have some difficulties with preening - parrot has gaps in his memory, ones he's only vaguely aware of, and that there might be something more to- but who knows?

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[lifesteal-tournaments]

Lifesteal Duos Tournament: The Squeakquel, Round 1, Side B, Match 1

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[invismafialeader]

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[imthebiggestbird]

You. Come on while the guards are distracted. I sent a decoy army for them to busy themselves with but they're just some low-level players. We don't have a lot of time, so follow me.

- @invismafialeader

Theo’s head snaps up instantly, hands reaching a bow and cart that’s not there. He frowns, expression disbelieving.

💥: “… Are you the ‘connections’ I was told to expect?”

[invismafialeader]

that would be me. keep up, we gotta get going. we need to get out of here. fast.

Ash hands Theo an elytra and rockets, just enough to get out of this place.

the rooks are dropping like flies, we have ten minutes max. you don't need armor or anything, i have a safe house just about ten thousand blocks from here. we'll get there and i'll call Wifies to get you.

[imthebiggestbird]

He grabs the elytra and rockets, scowling harder, itching for a sword or- or anything, really.

💥: “No armour- are we serious?”

A sigh.

💥: “Nevermind. Just- oh my god, let’s just go. Lead the way, man.”

[invismafialeader]

follow me and try to not get hit with anything.

They fly away from the prison, soaring through the sky. They got away unscathed, the attacks failed to reach them. It could have been divine intervention, honestly, with how lucky they got.

are you following? we have to be quick, the house has a timed entrancd. a calibrated sculk sensor will activate as soon as we land, jump into the hole and i'll follow right behind you.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “Kay. Got it, I think.”

Theo squints, aiming for the house and the hole that Ash had pointed out. He unequips his elytra, only letting out a slight exhale of relief once he’s certain he’s made it through.

💥: “Jeeeesus. That was… Oh my god,”

He breathes, mostly to himself.

💥: “…Okay. Okay, that wasn’t that bad. What now?”

[invismafialeader]

what now? i call Wifies, sit back and watch the show. this should be really fun for me if all goes as i expect it to.

Ash pulls out his communicator. He scrolls around in his contacts until he finds the person he's looking for.

i got him in my safe house. come to ##&$$ @&$&# and i'll open the door for you. he's alive, don't worry.

@odysseyfies

[odysseyfies]

Wifies skids to a stop in the grass near where Ash told him to be, unequipping his elytra and pulling out his communicator to double-check he's at the right coordinates. Once he's sure, he shoots Ash a message.

I'm here.

[invismafialeader]

Ash flips a lever from the inside, activating the entrance mechanism. Wifies starts rapidly falling, until he falls in a pool of water. From there, Ash points to a quite weakened and armorless Theo.

like i said, alive.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies takes a look at Theo, then back to Ash.

Well. He is alive.

Wifies turn to address Theo.

You've definetly looked better.

( @imthebiggestbird )

[imthebiggestbird]

Theo turns to face Wifies — with no enderchest and nearly nothing in his inventory, he’s much more disheveled than he would like to be. He smooths his expression back to neutrality, wings fluffed.

💥: “I think I can say the same for you. Been a while, huh — I really thought you were dead.”

[odysseyfies]

Same here. How was the law prison? Was it exciting?

Wifies regards Theo with a blank stare that somehow still feels mocking.

[imthebiggestbird]

Theo lifts his eyebrows.

💥: “They’ve got like… Stale bread. Really hard beds. Quite the dream vacation, really. You should take a trip there for a few months.”

[odysseyfies]

Wifies scoffs.

No thanks. A few months being dead was more than enough prison for me, thank you. Glad to hear you had fun, though.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “Great, great. Awesome talk. Now, can we get to the actual… You know?”

His eyes flick to the others still in full armour.

💥: “You got like… An echest, or something? Armour-? Screw it, why am I asking you in the first place — where’s Parrot?”

[odysseyfies]

If I knew where parrot was, do you really think I'd be here?

Wifies places down an enderchest.

I don't really have any gear to give you, unless you want some unenchanted diamond stuff. I did just come back to life, so I'm not exactly the richest player on the server.

[imthebiggestbird]

Theo quickly rifles through the enderchest, cursing when he can only dig out a nearly broken set of netherite missing the helmet — not nearly sufficient enough to safely hit carts.

💥: “Whatever. I guess this’ll have to do.”

He stares back at Wifies with a begrudging sigh.

💥: “Alright, thanks for getting me out of there, I guess. What do you want?”

[odysseyfies]

What do I want? Why do you assume I have an ulterior motive here?

Wifies cocks his head to the side, keeping his expression neutral.

Can't I just help a friend of a friend for no specific reason?

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “Because I don’t trust you. And you look like you’re always scheming something.”

Theo steps back, pickaxe in hand.

💥: “If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be going, then.”

[odysseyfies]

Wait.

Wifies pauses. He spoke without thinking, but he can't go back now. He glances over to Ash, who has been watching this whole conversation, thinking about what he told him the other day.

There is one thing you could do for me. You know, as a little favour.

[imthebiggestbird]

Theo glances over at Ash too, and he narrows his eyes. He switches between his bow and pickaxe.

💥: “…And what would that be?”

[odysseyfies]

You're going to go find Parrot, right? All I ask is that whenever you find him, you tell me where exactly he is. Shouldn't be too hard.

Wifies smiles in an attempt to look innocent.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “I am going to find Parrot, yes. but- I’m gonna be so real with you, I’m not doing that.”

Theo just scowls harder at the other, arms crossed.

💥: “He’s busy and probably in danger right now, so I’m going to go find him and protect him. I dunno what you’d be doing, and I don’t know what happened between you two, but from what I’ve heard he wouldn’t want to see you either.”

[odysseyfies]

Wifies frowns, eyes narrowing.

You do owe me, Theo. Parrot and I might not be on the best of terms right now, but I've always had his best interests at heart. Nothing bad will happen to him if you tell me where he is--- infact, I'll be able to protect him also once I have access to him again.

Wifies tries his best to keep his voice and expression neutral, but his frustration silghtly slips through.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “I can get you gear, or protection, or anything of that sort. I don’t trust you, and I don’t think Parrot does either — so I’m not leading you to his whereabouts, bro, and that’s final.”

He snips, beginning to look irritated as well. Theo takes another step back, turning and raising his pickaxe again to mine out.

[odysseyfies]

Wifies forces himself to take a deep breath and respond in a calculated manner, swallowing down his instinctual angry reaction.

I don't understand why you're so apprehensive. I've done nothing but help you--- which believe me, is kinder than I've ever been to one of parrots friends before. As you can clearly see, I'm trying to do things right this time, but i can't do that if I can't even talk to parrot.

Wifies becomes acutely aware of the small dagger he has tucked in his back pocket just in case. He doesn't reach for it--- he doesn't want to do anything drastic--- but he feels its weight against him, reminding him of what he's done before. What he could do again.

[imthebiggestbird]

Theo just scoffs a little, beginning to mine his way out of the bunker with little more than a glance behind him.

💥: “So kind. Wow. I’m- so grateful. Whatever. But if you really want to fix things with Parrot — why don’t you just go talk to him yourself? Ask him to meet you, and he’ll go if he wants to talk.”

He shrugs a wing, blatantly dismissive.

💥: “You don’t need me to track him down for you. That’s ridiculous.”

[odysseyfies]

That's the problem. There's no way he would want to talk to me after everything with Paragon, so this is sort of my only chance to fix things. Unless you'd rather I track him down on my own, which would involve me having to contact a lot of people you would probably rather didn't know parrots exact location.

Wifies can feel his chest tightening--- he doesn't want to have to go back to his old ways to find Parrot, but he will if he has to. He needs to find Parrot.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “Why not just leave him be? I mean, if he doesn’t want anything to do with you, then… There’s no point in pushing it, no?”

Theo shrugs again, clearly indifferent, and turns away from Wifies to look through his inventory with an air of unbotheredness.

💥: “Damn, really thought my pickaxe was silk touch…”

[odysseyfies]

I can't just 'leave him alone', I--- what would I even do without Parrot? Not having Parrot in my life isn't an option, I don't even know--- I don't even want to think about---

Wifies forces himself to calm his breathing, which had picked up in speed without him noticing.

I can't do that.

[imthebiggestbird]

Theo stops in his tracks to glance at Wifies incredulously. His tone is flippant when he speaks.

💥: “… That. Sounds like a you problem. As in, like, you have problems. Look, Parrot’s safe with me. If you really need to talk to him, I’m sure you could figure something else out that wouldn’t further break your relationship.”

[odysseyfies]

I don't have 'problems'. Parrot was--- is my best friend. Wanting to be around him, to be able to protect him, that's just normal. Frankly, if you don't feel that way, I have questions about if you can really consider yourself to be Parrot's friend.

[...]

Maybe there is another way to talk to him, though.

[invismafialeader]

another way? you have your way to him right here. all that talk about this, all that talk about how you're going to do what you need to to get to Parrot, and now what? you got the person closest to him on a silver platter and you're just giving up. [laughs] did death really make you so uncaring about Parrot?

[imthebiggestbird]

You. Come on while the guards are distracted. I sent a decoy army for them to busy themselves with but they're just some low-level players. We don't have a lot of time, so follow me.

- @invismafialeader

Theo’s head snaps up instantly, hands reaching a bow and cart that’s not there. He frowns, expression disbelieving.

💥: “… Are you the ‘connections’ I was told to expect?”

[invismafialeader]

that would be me. keep up, we gotta get going. we need to get out of here. fast.

Ash hands Theo an elytra and rockets, just enough to get out of this place.

the rooks are dropping like flies, we have ten minutes max. you don't need armor or anything, i have a safe house just about ten thousand blocks from here. we'll get there and i'll call Wifies to get you.

[imthebiggestbird]

He grabs the elytra and rockets, scowling harder, itching for a sword or- or anything, really.

💥: “No armour- are we serious?”

A sigh.

💥: “Nevermind. Just- oh my god, let’s just go. Lead the way, man.”

[invismafialeader]

follow me and try to not get hit with anything.

They fly away from the prison, soaring through the sky. They got away unscathed, the attacks failed to reach them. It could have been divine intervention, honestly, with how lucky they got.

are you following? we have to be quick, the house has a timed entrancd. a calibrated sculk sensor will activate as soon as we land, jump into the hole and i'll follow right behind you.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “Kay. Got it, I think.”

Theo squints, aiming for the house and the hole that Ash had pointed out. He unequips his elytra, only letting out a slight exhale of relief once he’s certain he’s made it through.

💥: “Jeeeesus. That was… Oh my god,”

He breathes, mostly to himself.

💥: “…Okay. Okay, that wasn’t that bad. What now?”

[invismafialeader]

what now? i call Wifies, sit back and watch the show. this should be really fun for me if all goes as i expect it to.

Ash pulls out his communicator. He scrolls around in his contacts until he finds the person he's looking for.

i got him in my safe house. come to ##&$$ @&$&# and i'll open the door for you. he's alive, don't worry.

@odysseyfies

[odysseyfies]

Wifies skids to a stop in the grass near where Ash told him to be, unequipping his elytra and pulling out his communicator to double-check he's at the right coordinates. Once he's sure, he shoots Ash a message.

I'm here.

[invismafialeader]

Ash flips a lever from the inside, activating the entrance mechanism. Wifies starts rapidly falling, until he falls in a pool of water. From there, Ash points to a quite weakened and armorless Theo.

like i said, alive.

[imthebiggestbird]

You. Come on while the guards are distracted. I sent a decoy army for them to busy themselves with but they're just some low-level players. We don't have a lot of time, so follow me.

- @invismafialeader

Theo’s head snaps up instantly, hands reaching a bow and cart that’s not there. He frowns, expression disbelieving.

💥: “… Are you the ‘connections’ I was told to expect?”

[invismafialeader]

that would be me. keep up, we gotta get going. we need to get out of here. fast.

Ash hands Theo an elytra and rockets, just enough to get out of this place.

the rooks are dropping like flies, we have ten minutes max. you don't need armor or anything, i have a safe house just about ten thousand blocks from here. we'll get there and i'll call Wifies to get you.

[imthebiggestbird]

He grabs the elytra and rockets, scowling harder, itching for a sword or- or anything, really.

💥: “No armour- are we serious?”

A sigh.

💥: “Nevermind. Just- oh my god, let’s just go. Lead the way, man.”

[invismafialeader]

follow me and try to not get hit with anything.

They fly away from the prison, soaring through the sky. They got away unscathed, the attacks failed to reach them. It could have been divine intervention, honestly, with how lucky they got.

are you following? we have to be quick, the house has a timed entrancd. a calibrated sculk sensor will activate as soon as we land, jump into the hole and i'll follow right behind you.

[imthebiggestbird]

💥: “Kay. Got it, I think.”

Theo squints, aiming for the house and the hole that Ash had pointed out. He unequips his elytra, only letting out a slight exhale of relief once he’s certain he’s made it through.

💥: “Jeeeesus. That was… Oh my god,”

He breathes, mostly to himself.

💥: “…Okay. Okay, that wasn’t that bad. What now?”

[invismafialeader]

what now? i call Wifies, sit back and watch the show. this should be really fun for me if all goes as i expect it to.

Ash pulls out his communicator. He scrolls around in his contacts until he finds the person he's looking for.

i got him in my safe house. come to ##&$$ @&$&# and i'll open the door for you. he's alive, don't worry.

@odysseyfies

[imthebiggestbird]

You. Come on while the guards are distracted. I sent a decoy army for them to busy themselves with but they're just some low-level players. We don't have a lot of time, so follow me.

- @invismafialeader

Theo’s head snaps up instantly, hands reaching a bow and cart that’s not there. He frowns, expression disbelieving.

💥: “… Are you the ‘connections’ I was told to expect?”

[invismafialeader]

that would be me. keep up, we gotta get going. we need to get out of here. fast.

Ash hands Theo an elytra and rockets, just enough to get out of this place.

the rooks are dropping like flies, we have ten minutes max. you don't need armor or anything, i have a safe house just about ten thousand blocks from here. we'll get there and i'll call Wifies to get you.

[imthebiggestbird]

He grabs the elytra and rockets, scowling harder, itching for a sword or- or anything, really.

💥: “No armour- are we serious?”

A sigh.

💥: “Nevermind. Just- oh my god, let’s just go. Lead the way, man.”

[invismafialeader]

follow me and try to not get hit with anything.

They fly away from the prison, soaring through the sky. They got away unscathed, the attacks failed to reach them. It could have been divine intervention, honestly, with how lucky they got.

are you following? we have to be quick, the house has a timed entrancd. a calibrated sculk sensor will activate as soon as we land, jump into the hole and i'll follow right behind you.

[imthebiggestbird]

You. Come on while the guards are distracted. I sent a decoy army for them to busy themselves with but they're just some low-level players. We don't have a lot of time, so follow me.

- @invismafialeader

Theo’s head snaps up instantly, hands reaching a bow and cart that’s not there. He frowns, expression disbelieving.

💥: “… Are you the ‘connections’ I was told to expect?”

[invismafialeader]

that would be me. keep up, we gotta get going. we need to get out of here. fast.

Ash hands Theo an elytra and rockets, just enough to get out of this place.

the rooks are dropping like flies, we have ten minutes max. you don't need armor or anything, i have a safe house just about ten thousand blocks from here. we'll get there and i'll call Wifies to get you.

[invismafialeader]

Hello Ash. I might have a need for your services.

Do you think you could break someone out of a law prison?

- @odysseyfies

a law prison, huh. of course i could, you're going to have to give me more specifics though . . . i never said i would do it no questions asked; tell me more.

[odysseyfies]

As much as I hate it, he managed to get himself imprisoned, and now I have to get him out.

Really I'd rather just keep him there, but he has been helping Parrot stay alive, so... I guess I have no choice.

[invismafialeader]

this is the last thing i would expect i would expect from you. are you not enough to protect Parrot? do you really need him that badly? i'll do it, of course, i'm just amused at your sudden switch up. didn't you just want him dead? what are you planning? i know you, this isn't the end. this is just the beginning of a long-strung plan. you were probably bored out of your mind in purgatory, weren't you?

[odysseyfies]

I'm more than enough to protect Parrot on my own. I don't need him and Parrot doesn't need him. Knowing Parrot, though, as soon as he learns I'm back, he'll be on high alert... it'll be beneficial to have someone on Parrots side who can keep me posted on his whereabouts.

[invismafialeader]

i see, so you're using him as a double agent? does he know that's all you want him free for, or will you mention that later once it's all said and done? i must say, you're really outdoing yourself. are you finally not letting that visceral jealousy over anyone close to him take over? . . . revival did you good.

[odysseyfies]

He doesn't know. As far as he's concerned, I'm doing this as a favor for all he's done protecting Parrot while I was dead.

I'm trying to think more clearly with Parrot. Getting to caught up in getting rid of his other 'friends' didn't get me anywhere good last time. I need to play my cards right if I want to fix things between us...

[invismafialeader]

oh, Wifies. you amuse me, you really do. do you really expect me to believe all that? [laughs] you won't change, we both know that. as soon as you get him back you go right back to your old ways, just like in that prison of yours. you never managed to change and you won't this time either. but i'll play into this grand idea of yours that you'll change, you'll get better, you'll give him freedom that you oh-so-desperatly want to believe. even if you do get him back, which i know you will; he's nothing without you as well, the cycle you're "trying" to escape will repeat again.

[invismafialeader]

Hello Ash. I might have a need for your services.

Do you think you could break someone out of a law prison?

- @odysseyfies

a law prison, huh. of course i could, you're going to have to give me more specifics though . . . i never said i would do it no questions asked; tell me more.

[odysseyfies]

As much as I hate it, he managed to get himself imprisoned, and now I have to get him out.

Really I'd rather just keep him there, but he has been helping Parrot stay alive, so... I guess I have no choice.

[invismafialeader]

this is the last thing i would expect i would expect from you. are you not enough to protect Parrot? do you really need him that badly? i'll do it, of course, i'm just amused at your sudden switch up. didn't you just want him dead? what are you planning? i know you, this isn't the end. this is just the beginning of a long-strung plan. you were probably bored out of your mind in purgatory, weren't you?

[odysseyfies]

I'm more than enough to protect Parrot on my own. I don't need him and Parrot doesn't need him. Knowing Parrot, though, as soon as he learns I'm back, he'll be on high alert... it'll be beneficial to have someone on Parrots side who can keep me posted on his whereabouts.

[invismafialeader]

i see, so you're using him as a double agent? does he know that's all you want him free for, or will you mention that later once it's all said and done? i must say, you're really outdoing yourself. are you finally not letting that visceral jealousy over anyone close to him take over? . . . revival did you good.

[invismafialeader]

Hello Ash. I might have a need for your services.

Do you think you could break someone out of a law prison?

- @odysseyfies

a law prison, huh. of course i could, you're going to have to give me more specifics though . . . i never said i would do it no questions asked; tell me more.

[odysseyfies]

As much as I hate it, he managed to get himself imprisoned, and now I have to get him out.

Really I'd rather just keep him there, but he has been helping Parrot stay alive, so... I guess I have no choice.

[invismafialeader]

this is the last thing i would expect i would expect from you. are you not enough to protect Parrot? do you really need him that badly? i'll do it, of course, i'm just amused at your sudden switch up. didn't you just want him dead? what are you planning? i know you, this isn't the end. this is just the beginning of a long-strung plan. you were probably bored out of your mind in purgatory, weren't you?