What're you gonna do, stab me?

(pfp by @sodafrog13!!!) Neutral/Purple Spy (Autobalanced to BLU). Takes orders straight from the Administrator and is here to fuck shit up.

[invxsiblerogue]

Every day I remember my dad is gone. May he be sorely missed 😔

[sniper-at-spencers]

What… Is ice cream… Is it a weapon?

[invxsiblerogue]

Only if you let it be :)

[gently-backstabbing-archive]

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Sometimes you just need to stand in a field of corn in a stake-out mission. No, I will not elaborate.

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

spy on the cob

[invxsiblerogue]

spy on the cob

[invxsiblerogue]

:)

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oh my god that’s me I’m bOTH OF THOSE

[invxsiblerogue]

hey you're british right?

Unfortunately!! /j

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

okay!!! one second

[invxsiblerogue]

:0?

[invxsiblerogue]

hey you're british right?

Unfortunately!! /j

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hey brooooooooooooo

:0?? Me? I’m bro???

Hi!! Good morning!! I am. half asleep still I think!

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

yeah you’re bro you dum dum /j

but hey!! same here! wish there wasn’t so much sun so i could go back to sleep. but it’s hot as shit and i can’t open the window :/

hey was wondering. would you take an apprentice

[invxsiblerogue]

:0

But get this…… no u.

And yeah! The summer sucks :( but at least I get to wear my cool shirts instead of my sweater and jacket!!

…… Oh. Ohhh. The apprentice becomes the master and takes on an apprentice himself…… the circle of life….. Well I mean if it’s you! Then! Yeah!!

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

yeah summer’s only cool cause i get to wear dad’s clothes bcfgsjk otherwise it’s hell

thank you you sweet free serotonin dispenser

[invxsiblerogue]

I feel that, I feel that,,

Wait, you mean I can't make my own serotonin but I can give it to other people?? That's a pretty good trade-off, actually, I can live with that :D

[invxsiblerogue]

hey brooooooooooooo

:0?? Me? I'm bro???

Hi!! Good morning!! I am. half asleep still I think!

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

yeah you’re bro you dum dum /j

but hey!! same here! wish there wasn’t so much sun so i could go back to sleep. but it’s hot as shit and i can’t open the window :/

hey was wondering. would you take an apprentice

[invxsiblerogue]

:0

But get this...... no u.

And yeah! The summer sucks :( but at least I get to wear my cool shirts instead of my sweater and jacket!!

...... Oh. Ohhh. The apprentice becomes the master and takes on an apprentice himself...... the circle of life..... Well I mean if it's you! Then! Yeah!!

[invxsiblerogue]

hey brooooooooooooo

:0?? Me? I'm bro???

Hi!! Good morning!! I am. half asleep still I think!

[spys-small-hands]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Team Fortress 2 Original Character(s), Rogue (TF2 Spy OC), Spy (Team Fortress 2), RED Spy (Team Fortress 2) Additional Tags: DadSpy, diet rogue lore: he’s a kid that the admin made spy mentor and teach how to be a spy, so essentially rogue is the adopted little brother to scout, rogue isnt on a team he works directly for the administrator, but in this story he’s autobalanced to blu Summary:

The sting of his hands as he held them tight and close to his chest, lower lip trembling as he tries to steel his nerves and find the box of medical supplies in the kitchen, seeing the red on his bare hands and nearly scaring himself into a flashback. Oswin had been trying to get better at using the balisong, just as he was being taught how to, but his panicked failures were getting the better of him more and more. First it was floundering with the disguise kit, then it was forgetting about the limited time he had while cloaked, and now he was failing to open a damn knife. To add insult to injury, he had forgotten where he left the leather gloves he was given to protect his hands while he practiced, resulting in the numerous cuts on his hands.

It was when he was washing the blood from his hands that he became aware of eyes on him, turning quickly with his mind already racing.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[fatsoupy]

i found out yesterday while my grandpa was helping me move that he consistently carries four knives on him at all times. it’s as natural as carrying around his phone and wallet for him. he says if anyone ever attacks him and takes his first knife, they’re in for a surprise. if they take his second knife? another surprise. his third knife? buddy, you’re in for a treat: another knife

[invxsiblerogue]

@gently-backstabbing haha its you :)

[invxsiblerogue]

I would like to cause some problems.

[invxsiblerogue]

I got locked out :(

[coffeegrind-babysitter]

Do you need an access card?

[invxsiblerogue]

BIDWELL!! I'll owe you my life please,,

[coffeegrind-babysitter]

Don't tell anyone, alright? You owe me.

[invxsiblerogue]

I won't tell a soul. Anything you want or need, at any time, I can get it for you.

[coffeegrind-babysitter]

...more coffee.

[invxsiblerogue]

Oh, I gotcha. I can get you an insane amount of flavoured instant coffee, unless you prefer straight bean juice. I can get anything, no problem!

[invxsiblerogue]

I would like to cause some problems.

[invxsiblerogue]

I got locked out :(

[coffeegrind-babysitter]

Do you need an access card?

[invxsiblerogue]

BIDWELL!! I'll owe you my life please,,

[coffeegrind-babysitter]

Don't tell anyone, alright? You owe me.

[invxsiblerogue]

I won't tell a soul. Anything you want or need, at any time, I can get it for you.

[invxsiblerogue]

I would like to cause some problems.

[invxsiblerogue]

I got locked out :(

[coffeegrind-babysitter]

Do you need an access card?

[invxsiblerogue]

BIDWELL!! I'll owe you my life please,,

[invxsiblerogue]

I would like to cause some problems.

[invxsiblerogue]

I got locked out :(

[invxsiblerogue]

I would like to cause some problems.