joey lumbermouth

roni, they/them. important and unavoidable. applecrumbledore by night

[nightcorp]

[inlandwest]

[mlkseok]

[splendidland]

flaming moe's

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[targetedknowledge]

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[rontology]

two band names that could also be euphemisms for jacking off

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from