Mayblade 2025 - Song, Dress-up
Spencer had added Tala and Bryan to a temporary group chat.
Spencer:
Uhhh guys
Emergency
Spencer:
I just saw Ian at the BBA lobby with five rich-looking dudes
Leather jackets. Chains. Expensive sunglasses. One of them had a toothpick.
Like “we spend more on moisturizer than groceries”
Spencer:
They were laughing.
Ian
Laughing.
Bryan:
nah fake news none of us have a soul
Tala:
Ian doesn’t laugh. He smirks and occasionally exerts noise.
Bryan:
r u sure it was him
Spencer:
YES
He called one of them “bro”
What is happening?
Bryan:
pics or never happened
Spencer:
(sent 3 blurry photos)
Here. Zoom in. The one doing a fist bump is Ian.
Bryan:
lol yep looks like him
Spencer:
Oh no
He just signed something
He SIGNED something, Tala
There was paperwork. It was suspiciously laminated.
Tala:
What kind of paperwork?
Spencer:
How would I now?
It was paper. Official-looking. Fancy pen
Tala:
Did you see the name?
Anything?
Spencer:
Couldn’t get close. One of them had a lip ring and the aura of a social media influencer. I didn’t stand a chance.
Bryan:
RIP
thats it boys, man down
he is leaving the team
we lost him to capitalism
Spencer:
I heard that new team from Saint Petersburg were scouting for new blood
And that guy from New York with the snakeskin coat said Ian had “potential”
Bryan:
no
no he cant do this
we just got a new team jacket design
Spencer:
I don’t care about the design
I care about our team falling apart
I knew we shouldn’t have given him energy drink last week
He’s been acting happy
Bryan:
oh no not happiness call the cops
Tala:
He didn’t tell me anything about this.
And he tells me everything.
Bryan:
im getting the knife the chloroform and the glitter
meet me at the docks
Tala:
Everyone calm down.
He is loyal. He is shy.
I’ll handle it.
📱 [Group Chat: Blitzkrieg Boys Official Chat ]
Members: Tala, Bryan, Spencer, Ian
📌 Tala changed the topic: “Official communication only. Training Schedule – No Excuses, No Exceptions”
📌 Tala pinned a message: “Next team drill is at 06:00. If you’re not five minutes early, you’re late. Bryan, that means you.”
Tala:
@Ian You have 60 seconds to explain what the hell you're doing before I escalate.
Spencer
Don’t act like you didn’t see our messages, man
We saw you.
You were telling dad jokes.
Bryanu signed something
u got new friends now
cooler friends. probably call u “ivy” or some shit
im removing u from my emergency contacts
Tala
You’ve got one chance to tell us you’re not leaving.
Before I start packing your locker into a trash bag.
Ian is typing…
Ian is typing…
Ian is still typing...
Bryan:
hes gathering energy
Ian:
I'm not leaving the team.
Wtf, really
I was gonna tell you tonight
😑
Tala:
You will tell us now.
Ian:
Those dudes are not beybladers
They’re a band
They needed a guitarist for the Cultural Expo this weekend
We’re covering classic rock. Their guy broke his hand doing...
something dumb with a drone.
They liked my riffs on a forum
I met them last week lol
The paper was just a formal agreement so I don’t sue them if I break a finger doing windmills
Spencer:
Wait
You play GUITAR?
Ian:
Since we left the abbey
Self taught
Didn’t seem relevant till now
I practice in the laundry room
Spencer
You mean the one room none of us go into because it smells like wet socks and regret???
Ian
Yup
Excellent acoustics
Bryan:
lolololol no no
u dont get to walk around silently for four years and then pull out a guitar gig like its NORMAL
do you also sing
Ian:
Backup vocals. Sometimes
Tala:
You’ve literally been silent in every car ride we’ve ever taken.
Ian:
I practice scales in my head.
Tala:
You kept that from us.
Ian:
You never asked
Also it’s not relevant when I’m beybattling
Unless I use the guitar to snap a ripcord
Bryan:
ur telling me the same guy who once answered “fine” when i asked if his leg was broken
can also harmonize
Ian:
Nah
I just watch tutorials and scream until it works
Spencer:
What else are you hiding?
Do you tap dance?
Do you make balloon animals at children’s parties?
Ian:
no but I can do a backflip from the kitchen counter
Tala:
You joined a band without telling us.
You signed a contract in public.
While laughing.
With a band with synchronized piercings.
Ian:
It was a Montblanc fountain pen bro
I couldn’t say no
Bryan:
im actually impressed
and deeply wounded
we have almost been betrayed
left in the emotional rain
no umbrella
just tears
Spencer:
This is giving me migraine
I thought you were defecting to Japan’s hipster beyblade elite
Ian:
lol nah
they offered
I said no
they didn’t let me wear spikes
unacceptable
Tala:
Just keep your commitments to the team.
And don’t show up with eyeliner and a man bun unless it’s for disguise purposes.
Ian:
Aye boss
You guys coming to the show? I got free passes
Bryan:
do they have snacks
Spencer:
I’M BRINGING POSTERS
WE’RE MAKING SIGNS
WE’RE GONNA EMBARRASS YOU IN THE FRONT ROW
Tala:
No.
We stay in the back.
Wearing sunglasses.
Do not compromise our public image.
Ian:
Cool
Imma send the rehearsal vid later
My solo melts faces
Bryan:
cant wait to judge you silently
Spencer:
We’re gonna be band groupies 😭💀
Tala:
If this ruins your wrist before regionals, I’ll break your other one myself.
Tala:
I care about our win record.
Don’t let them corrupt your already limited brain cells.
Ian:
Rude
Also you all owe me for underestimating my loyalty this hard
I expect snacks after my set
Bryan:
u’ll get a banana and u’ll like it
📱 [Group Chat: Blitzkrieg Boys Official Chat ]
Spencer updated the topic: “Support Ian’s Secret Guitar Career 🎸”
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