Enbo (y’know like himbo)

Welcome to my spam,,, adult and fucking clueless. Children might wanna steer clear bc blood and gore and sexy thingz

[oso-weed-evil]

My six girlfriends

And yes, they smoke weed.

[finlaaaashe-deactivated20220826]

“I’ll kick out the chair, let you dangle slow”

Ren I made : 3

[ask--dan]

Hey there, I'm Dan, this is my ask blog, here's some rules:

- don't be weird (this is not an 18+ blog)

- if a question has been asked already yours won't show up (I'll make an FAQ)

- posts will be queued for weekdays

- no bullying/harmful language/etc (essentially don't be mean to other askers)

That's it. Have fun freaks.

(account run by @dan-vs-my-sanity )

[inzombirandom]

Hey, it’s (actually) dan

[rexiedemibunny]

uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

[rexiedemibunny]

[urano000]

Camera roll

[arandomthot]

Only a matter of time before this is printed on a shirt

[jonathanfrokostblek]

WHY THE F**K IS HE SO HOT?!!

[jonathanfrokostblek]

I miss this series

[justanothershrekintheswamp-deac]

[saywhat-politics]

[katjohnadams]

If nothing happens, THEN IT WORKED.

[inzombirandom]

Me: *is genderfluid and queer*

Me: FUCK GENDER ROLES, FUCK CIS/HETERONORMATIVITY, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY, FUCK SOCIETY

Also me: I’m dating a boy so when we get married Imma be the girl and wear a big frilly dress and pretty makeup and have a nice bouquet

[boyfriendtonormal]

“We have a town full of strange characters that I talk to a lot… I’m sure I have something that might be interesting to say….”

[inzombirandom]

I’m throwing my hat into ask blogging again. A normal town AU of BTD with some twists hehe Maybe follow it? 

[inzombirandom]

Sad time baby. But I’m okay now

[jurassicsunsets]

⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ

you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey

[youlovetoseeit]

[kbokbok]

IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?

[linguisticparadox]

ok fr that is good to know!

[catchymemes]

[nae-design]

Japanese artist Meetissai can turn any meme into a killer figurine.