nicki.io

27. femme.

[shouldnt]

When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

[findmomo]

[bradleyy]

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

[dantoofarr]

Check out this Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle!

https://www.boredpanda.com/this-bleeding-nose-candle-is-the-strangest-thing-youll-ever-see/

[votlron]

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[fuck-customers]

customers are ALWAYS RIGHT! ALWAYS

Today must be opposite day! -Abby

[hashtagparksandrec]

[animusrox]

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

[melee-hell]

[riverdaleremix]

[invalidate]

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[saddest-cat-hours]

[soulpups]

Oh, hi there!

[soulpups]

#she looks like an aunt that gossips a lot

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

When he comes around and your london bridge wanna go down