[horrjfied]

asking tumblr witches to put good spells on me bc i have my driving test in 2 hours

[horrjfied]

who hexed me omg…

[horrjfied]

fuck all romance except whatever those dudes from shameless got going on

[horrjfied]

asking tumblr witches to put good spells on me bc i have my driving test in 2 hours

[horrjfied]

has anyone found a way to be normal yet

[horrjfied]

really into having the worst day of my fucking life

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

[unpeeled-human]

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

[sacred-portal]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

[striders]

me: (making a mistake) (eating a hot piece of potato right out of the oven) (breathing and chewing with my mouth open) HAAAAAAFASASFAFHAA

my gf: (in a completely different room) … what is that sound? are you eating a hot potato?

[irulehyrule26]

the world is healing

[st4rm41d]

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

if Espresso came out in like. 2012 or 2013. there would be a ten trillion note post on here that said "more like that's that me depresso am I right" followed by gifs of Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant and like probably someone from Glee crying. thank god Sabrina Carpenter was busy being in middle school.

[iluvsatc]

[ryan-sometimes]

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

[fefairys]