theirs a horse in the pingles

I will blog about adult topics, be responsible here. I do not queue posts, if you follow me you will receive The Barrage

[ipod-shuffling]

Sorry if I tag your posts with names that have no Google results other than normal ass people or like some celebrity you didnt know about. Those are minecraft roleplay characters only me and my friends know about sorgyyyy

[porcelainpistol]

[ipod-shuffling]

Do you ever want to say something but its something usually meant romantically and you dont mean it in that context at all? Brought to you by the thought "I'd let you crawl into my chest cavity if I could but in a completely platonic way" that never reached its intended recipient

[ipod-shuffling]

gimmick blog titled "is-this-destiel-news-meme-appropriate" that evaluates if its actually appropriate to deliver news via a fucking destiel meme

[daily-grian]

CAT!

kitty!

[mysharona1987]

[etheoretical]

we out here abolishing these regrets, or something like that 🔥🔥🔥

[ipod-shuffling]

Does having friends that you enjoy make everyone want to absorb them into your body and experience what its like to live in your brain to achieve the ultimate sense of being known and understood or is that just me?

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[unreliablecryptid]

noticing a trend in the stuff i like

[ipod-shuffling]

okay time to create an alter ego on the internet completely disconnected from my main presence on literally every website. this is a completely normal thing to do

[yoroshikus]

it's a sad song but we sing it anyway

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[ipod-shuffling]

Can I get the nothingburger with awesomesauce?

[ipod-shuffling]

Im in the chicken mines mining my chicken

[chrashii]

forgor i have tumblr erm but heres villies fanart because pastlife came out a year ago and i miss them

[hollanderthoughts]

Everybody wants you to play pretend about who you are but when they figure out you’re pretending they get so mad!! “You Lied” and you liked me better when I was lying. So where exactly does that put us.