Not a Horse Girl, a Horse Man

You’re allowed to graffiti the clocktower as long as it’s funny

I said as long as it's funny

#its suspiously phallic-shaped #i can be a miscreant sometime!#neigh

I drew a cat!

I have been informed that capuchin monkeys in the Indiana Jones world are nazis.

#i mean i liked the elton john and shakespeare easter eggs #BUT DEAR LIGHT IN HEAVEN THAT WAS THE STRANGEST THING IVE EVER WATCHED #also Ozzy Osbourne was the deer???#neigh

I have also been informed that there are lawnmowers voiced by Hulk Hogan in the Gnomeo and Juliet world.

Side note: WHO PICKED THAT FOR MOVIE NIGHT?!

Oh! @master-of-masters-official

I'm sorry I forgot to tell you! I got caught reading one of the texts you gave me. So I got started late on the celebratory cake and it's not yet cool enough to frost!

I hope you don't think I forgot about you. 😞

#neigh #master of masters #fathers day

hey can you help me find aced’s IP

- @luxu-official

Sure! It's the same as mine & Ira's ( o y o)

wait what

Oh, silly Luxu.

You only think you found us.

#neigh

🚨DOXXING MASTER IRA🚨

stables

#neigh #i may seem like a fuddy-duddy #but im not an idiot

🚨DOXXING MASTER AVA🚨

tower

gula-official

You just doxxed all of us

...

I'm telling MoM

you mean you just doxxed yourself 💛

gula-official

It isn't hard to figure out that we all live together

Gula... Ira, Aced, and I haven't lived there in a while...

gula did you not notice the tower isn’t as crowded anymore. did you think nothing of the fact that you have your own room now

gula-official

I just thought that we switched around living arrangements

I only come in for work!

#neigh

So do you have a favorite kid?

Used to be Aced but now its this sick ass keykid I met in a mooglemart. They had such cool hair.

aced-official

Wait I thought Ira was the favorite????

NONE of you have a chance now unless you somehow get cooler hair

Oh Master, you're so silly!

But I'm glad that someone thinks my hair is cool. 😊

#neigh

aced-official

*Thud thud thud*

Dammit-

*Crash*

For the love of-!

*SLAM*

MASTER LOCKED ME IN THE

FUCKING

BASEMENT

namine-official

Bro you look fucking yucky as shit get a shower :/

Also couldnt you have unlocked the door with your keyblade? Its a key my guy

vanitas--official

this just in: foreteller gets locked in time out and forgot his weapon is a giant key that unlocks all doors.

aced-official

Everyone's so smart til these fuckers take your fucking key

#neigh #also do you want a bath? something to drink?#master truly does not let you out of somewhere if he does not want you to leave

Oh finally! Someone else can see the shadow demons! They followed me out of the basement when I was put in there.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!