So Much Tumblr So Little Memory On My Phone

[hjartasalt]

Icelandic is such a beautiful language

[stormesandshowers]

[were--ralph]

go fucking VOTE

[toastbutteregg]

i know its late but this is important 

[penandinkprincess]

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

[penandinkprincess]

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

[theroseandthebeast]

[mens-rights-activia]

[tikkety-tok]

"My neighbours thinks I torture dogs for a living"

[dreamofserenity626]

My girlfriend is a dog groomer and every day she comes home she tells me about the latest husky they had to wrestle. ALL of them are like this.

[twistcmyk]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

undertale events are like the superbowl for gay people

[cheddar-baby]

[midiport]

[cynassa]

When will I get a post about how SHE committed atrocities but SHE'S my special little guy and also SHE looked hot while doing it

[laughterkey]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Hell yeah brother

[dehydration-synthesis-kiss]

STAMPER-MAN!!!!

[chikuto]

two of them

[lelouch]

this rules

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Yeah dude who do you think catches your freshly cut salmon

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

the bear catching your salmon

[bearotonin-international]

another bear (of a different kind) catching your salmon

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[ghost-pasta]

I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to explain the entire cult classic 2004-07 nickelodeon cartoon "Danny Phantom" and then I'm gonna ask about your tolerance to gore.