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[iratheunicorn]

unfollow me here - i’m gone

[iratheunicorn]

how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

[iratheunicorn]

Do you accept nudes?

Honestly, I’d rather you send me vinyl, cash, and pizza, but whatever, dude… It’s all up to you.