°• .* : . 》HEATHENS.

all my friends are HEATHENS, take it slow. wait for them to ask you who you know. please don't make any sudden moves. you don't know the half of the abuse. we don't deal with outsiders very well, they say newcomers have a certain smell. you have trust issues, not to mention, they say they can smell your INTENTIONS.

[moonstvnes]

an endless list of fox’s favorite ships ↳ ross walker + liona rossi

❝ we were together. I FORGET THE REST. ❞

[katlarence]

[preyforharley]

Say Anything with Rosamund Pike

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                 “okay for the millionth time, my answer is NO unless you’ve come bearing a bottle of pinot grigio.”

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                 “are you just going to watch or are you going to join me?”

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                 “what? it’s my house -- i’m allowed to SNOOP. what business do you have sneaking around like that anyways?”

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                 “would you mind getting off of the wifi for the next hour or so? i’m trying to get COMIC CON tickets and i need all the data i can get.”

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                  “          this is the THIRD date in a row that i’ve had to pay for. i think i’ve become a sugar mama.”

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                   “you know, i’ve been thinking -- i should run for president in 2020. if that orange blimp can win with NO political experience, there’s no reason that i can’t.”

[tamitaylors]

[divineruins]

      “   —   do you think tinkerbell would feel like i’m replacing her if i got another bunny?   ”

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                    “no, but MEREDITH might not appreciate another teeny, tiny creature in the house. we already have to hide tinkerbell from her.”

[divineruins]

      “   you’re aware that there are far,   far better ways to pass the time than this…   aren’t you?   ”

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                    “OH MY GOD. do you have some sort of off switch? or do you ever like....i don’t know, chill out?”

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divineruins:

     “   because i care about you…   that shirt   &   those pants?   they aren’t your most stellar combination.   ”

                    “            what? too hooker for you?”

[divineruins]

      “   ———speeding ticket number one of twenty seventeen.   ”

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                    “i’m not paying for this one -- not again.”

[divineruins]

      “   who,   me?   i wouldn’t have anything to do with that.   no clue what you’re talking about.   ”

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                   “somethin’ about the smile on your face is tellin’ me otherwise.”

[divineruins]

      “   si,   si…   save me the speech,   alright?   ”

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                    “if you’d listen to me the first time i told you things, i wouldn’t have to give you SPEECHES, you know.”

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divineruins:

     “   fifty bucks   &   three beers says i can kick your ass.   ”

                    “NOT a bet you want to make, sweetheart. do me a favor and trust me on that one.”