I Found the Pineapple

literally whatever. life is short. you do you.

[oluransom-deactivated20201026]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[jeniferprince]

promises 💘

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[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

on the surface it might seem like Gus is the holder of the singular brain cell, but upon further examination it becomes clear that he and Shawn actually engage in a hot-potato-esque shared custody arrangement

[demiboydemon]

[emilyscartoons]

[raylangivins]

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[dailycatsblog]

[quotefeeling]

“I know that feeling. You have to do something. You have to change something radically, because you can’t stay like you are for another second, or you’re going to explode.”

— Jennifer Echols, Forget You

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[gayeddies]

Yeah, we're not about pressuring people. So…

[perfectday1972]

[ifoundthepineapples]

Does anyone want to marry me before it's illegal?