Ask The woman

"I know a man. Well, I know what he likes…"

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John is out of town until the morning. Nothing is interesting.

Bored.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

If you are bored, lets have dinner Sherlock dear. - IA 

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Day 2 and I am still sick. This is unfortunate. This pressure in my head will simply not leave…damn where did Kate leave all the medicine before I went on hiatus? I can’t find anything. 

-IA 

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Have you checked cabinets in bathrooms or first aid kits, wherever they may happen to be? I would assume that the obvious choice, Irene.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Yes Sherlock Dear I have checked there…I believe she may have taken a few things when I “died”. I can’t seem to find some of the things I would need. And its hard to get up feeling light headed nearly all the time. One would think with my profession I might be used to it by now but unfortunately not.

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Forgive my late reply; I got momentarily distracted by outside sources.

Perhaps, then, it is that your ‘friend’ took the medicine with her when she left. It seems the only other logical explanation, especially if she believed you dead.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

It's quite alright Sherlock dear.

And I gathered that much thank you for pointing that out. But now I am unable to treat myself, and I can't exactly go out for medicine if I keep getting light headed. I think I will just lie back in bed. This is exhausting.

-IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Day 2 and I am still sick. This is unfortunate. This pressure in my head will simply not leave…damn where did Kate leave all the medicine before I went on hiatus? I can’t find anything. 

-IA 

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Have you checked cabinets in bathrooms or first aid kits, wherever they may happen to be? I would assume that the obvious choice, Irene.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Yes Sherlock Dear I have checked there...I believe she may have taken a few things when I "died". I can't seem to find some of the things I would need. And its hard to get up feeling light headed nearly all the time. One would think with my profession I might be used to it by now but unfortunately not.

-IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Day 2 and I am still sick. This is unfortunate. This pressure in my head will simply not leave...damn where did Kate leave all the medicine before I went on hiatus? I can't find anything. 

-IA 

[ireneadlerask-blog]

I believe I am starting to come down with something...this is lovely. Getting sick is always so...charming.

-IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

My kind of gal. ;)

I'm flattered Captain that you would think so. And you seem to be my kind of man. -IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

A pleasure to meet you, as well. Hi. So, could you use a bit of company? You seem lonely.

Some company would be lovely but I'm not quite that lonely. - IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, stop telling me to not laugh—you should see how red your face is turning.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

SHUT UP, SHERLOCK. STOP IT.

[ireneadlerask-blog]

John Watson red in the face? Oh this Captain sounds like fun if he is able to cause this. - IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Hello, gorgeous! Captain Jack Harkness. ;)

Well now...hello handsome. Pleasure to meet you Captain. -IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

For future reference—I have no plans on marriage whatsoever. Not to John, not to Molly, not to Lestrade (dear God help me if anyone suggests I marry Lestrade.), and certainly not to Moriarty.

Marriage is not my area of expertise, nor is it anything I hold in high regard. I find it silly and the fluster everyone makes over it is rather pointless.

Thus are my thoughts; I’ll be accepting no further questions on this subject.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Aww, I’m Hurt Sherlock dear. You wont even marry me? I would at least thought you would think about that…well maybe you have already since my name is not mentioned at all. -IA 

[ask-sholmes-blog]

No, Irene, not even you. I should suppose that by your pointing out that I didn’t mention your name that it was not already obvious.

When I listed those names, they were a mere example: I wish to marry nobody. I thought that obvious, as well, as I stated it quite plainly in my original post.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Well then. At least marry John at some point won't you dear?

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

For future reference—I have no plans on marriage whatsoever. Not to John, not to Molly, not to Lestrade (dear God help me if anyone suggests I marry Lestrade.), and certainly not to Moriarty.

Marriage is not my area of expertise, nor is it anything I hold in high regard. I find it silly and the fluster everyone makes over it is rather pointless.

Thus are my thoughts; I’ll be accepting no further questions on this subject.

SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Aww, I'm Hurt Sherlock dear. You wont even marry me? I would at least thought you would think about that...well maybe you have already since my name is not mentioned at all. -IA 

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Happy Birthday Doctor Watson. I do hope you have a pleasant one. -IA

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Er, thank you, Miss Adler.

[ireneadlerask-blog]

You are quite welcome. -IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Happy Birthday Doctor Watson. I do hope you have a pleasant one. -IA　

[ask-jwatson-blog]

OOC: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead. I’m just 1) lazy, and 2)…I dunno. I’ve had some kind of existential crisis going on that kind of shot my desire to be a good little fangirl.

But I’m picking myself up by the seat of my pants. Anyone wanna RP?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

ME I DO

[ireneadlerask-blog]

i am up for it!

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Sherlock do you fancy anyone?…and I’m being delicate when I say fancy. 

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Now what, in God’s name, would make you think that?

—SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Oh I don’t know sherlock, you’re the consulting detective. Why don’t you tell me as to why I would think that? 

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps because I came to you asking how to deal with pining?

I don’t “fancy” anyone, “delicately put” or otherwise; this is for a case that I need to know because it’s very much grating on my every nerve.

—SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

well Sherlock dear like I said I can’t help you unless I know or have an idea of WHOM is asking for help.

And you sure? I would have sworn you would have a fancy for someone by now.

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

My client has requested full confidentiality. I cannot tell you a thing, Irene.

And no, I don’t fancy anyone. I have no need or desire for it.

—SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Than I can not help you Mr. Holmes. Just like you I don't like to deal with mystery's with my clients or the people who are asking for help. I ether get a name or you get no help at all.

And I highly doubt that.

-IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Sherlock do you fancy anyone?…and I’m being delicate when I say fancy. 

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Now what, in God’s name, would make you think that?

—SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Oh I don’t know sherlock, you’re the consulting detective. Why don’t you tell me as to why I would think that? 

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps because I came to you asking how to deal with pining?

I don’t “fancy” anyone, “delicately put” or otherwise; this is for a case that I need to know because it’s very much grating on my every nerve.

—SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

well Sherlock dear like I said I can't help you unless I know or have an idea of WHOM is asking for help.

And you sure? I would have sworn you would have a fancy for someone by now.

-IA

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Sherlock do you fancy anyone?…and I’m being delicate when I say fancy. 

-IA

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Now what, in God’s name, would make you think that?

—SH

[ireneadlerask-blog]

Oh I don't know sherlock, you're the consulting detective. Why don't you tell me as to why I would think that? 

-IA