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I'm here to answer any questions you may have. And to keep Sherlock in line.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

There’s no milk in my tea.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Sorry, I forgot. Here you are.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps I should learn to be more aware of myself when I’ve been sitting for too long.

Standing up and not realizing that one has a leg that is pins-and-needles from the knee down could result in turning an ankle and suddenly finding oneself unable to keep weight on it.

It could also result in pain once the pins-and-needles has worn off.

My ankle is swollen and might be a bit bruised; it’s hard to tell in this light. Oh, this is brilliant.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Sherlock… Okay. Careful now. Let’s get it elevated. I’ll make you some tea.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, this is ridiculous.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

What? What’s ridiculous?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

For one thing, how I managed to injure myself. For another thing, that I can’t deal with it myself like I usually have.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Come on, now. We’ve all got to be taken care of at some point.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

It’s stupid. I don’t need to be taken care of.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Oh, sod it. Make me a cup of tea some day and we’ll call it even.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

I can agree to that.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

There we are. Here. Tea for you and for me.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps I should learn to be more aware of myself when I’ve been sitting for too long.

Standing up and not realizing that one has a leg that is pins-and-needles from the knee down could result in turning an ankle and suddenly finding oneself unable to keep weight on it.

It could also result in pain once the pins-and-needles has worn off.

My ankle is swollen and might be a bit bruised; it’s hard to tell in this light. Oh, this is brilliant.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Sherlock… Okay. Careful now. Let’s get it elevated. I’ll make you some tea.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, this is ridiculous.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

What? What’s ridiculous?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

For one thing, how I managed to injure myself. For another thing, that I can’t deal with it myself like I usually have.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Come on, now. We’ve all got to be taken care of at some point.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

It’s stupid. I don’t need to be taken care of.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Oh, sod it. Make me a cup of tea some day and we'll call it even.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps I should learn to be more aware of myself when I’ve been sitting for too long.

Standing up and not realizing that one has a leg that is pins-and-needles from the knee down could result in turning an ankle and suddenly finding oneself unable to keep weight on it.

It could also result in pain once the pins-and-needles has worn off.

My ankle is swollen and might be a bit bruised; it’s hard to tell in this light. Oh, this is brilliant.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Sherlock… Okay. Careful now. Let’s get it elevated. I’ll make you some tea.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, this is ridiculous.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

What? What’s ridiculous?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

For one thing, how I managed to injure myself. For another thing, that I can’t deal with it myself like I usually have.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Come on, now. We've all got to be taken care of at some point.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps I should learn to be more aware of myself when I’ve been sitting for too long.

Standing up and not realizing that one has a leg that is pins-and-needles from the knee down could result in turning an ankle and suddenly finding oneself unable to keep weight on it.

It could also result in pain once the pins-and-needles has worn off.

My ankle is swollen and might be a bit bruised; it’s hard to tell in this light. Oh, this is brilliant.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Sherlock… Okay. Careful now. Let’s get it elevated. I’ll make you some tea.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, this is ridiculous.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

What? What's ridiculous?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

Perhaps I should learn to be more aware of myself when I’ve been sitting for too long.

Standing up and not realizing that one has a leg that is pins-and-needles from the knee down could result in turning an ankle and suddenly finding oneself unable to keep weight on it.

It could also result in pain once the pins-and-needles has worn off.

My ankle is swollen and might be a bit bruised; it’s hard to tell in this light. Oh, this is brilliant.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Sherlock... Okay. Careful now. Let's get it elevated. I'll make you some tea.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, stop ignoring me.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

I wasn’t ignoring you, Sherlock. I got distracted. Apologies, my timing was…inconvenient, I guess.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

We should go out to eat tonight. Molly recommended a new place when I was in the lab this morning, and I want to validate or disprove her telling me how good it was for myself.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

I suppose I should be pleased that you’re branching out, but really? Can’t we just have a night out without proving something?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

I suppose. If it would really mean that much to you.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

Great! Is Molly coming along as well?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, stop ignoring me.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

I wasn’t ignoring you, Sherlock. I got distracted. Apologies, my timing was…inconvenient, I guess.

[ask-sholmes-blog]

We should go out to eat tonight. Molly recommended a new place when I was in the lab this morning, and I want to validate or disprove her telling me how good it was for myself.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

I suppose I should be pleased that you're branching out, but really? Can't we just have a night out without proving something?

[ask-sholmes-blog]

John, stop ignoring me.

SH

[ask-jwatson-blog]

I wasn't ignoring you, Sherlock. I got distracted. Apologies, my timing was...inconvenient, I guess.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

I'd tap that

No thanks.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

When did I ever say I was going to call you anything as ridiculous as "Two Percent Milk" for God's sake? "John" works just fine.

Good.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

No.

Then don't get any ideas.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

No don't question why. I just want what you would do back. What would you do if he called you Two Percent Milk as a pet name

I suppose I'd come up with an idiotic name for him.

How about Seven Percent Solution.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

ask-sholmes replied to your post: What would you do if Sherlock started calling you “Two Percent Milk” as a pet name

What’s your point?

Irrelevant, apparently.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

What would you do if Sherlock started calling you "Two Percent Milk" as a pet name

Why would he do that? That doesn't even--

That reminds me, Sherlock. We're out of milk again.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

You know, John, regardless of sexuality, Captain Jack Harkness is apparently literally impossible to resist in person. Had he been in the flat instead of on these blogs, you would not have turned him down. (For that matter, asexuality notwithstanding, neither would I.)

Thank God for small favors, I suppose.

[ask-jwatson-blog]

ireneadlerask replied to your post: HOW DID YOU RESIST JACK HARKNESS??? NOBODY DOES??

yes you are. -IA

Yeah, thanks for that.