[ireonic]

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

[pukicho]

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

[ireonic]

Try being within 50 meters of a philosophy major and that'll change

[ireonic]

I don't have the time or the drive to draw it but someone please draw impractical jokers and dndads (S1) crossover

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bakersfield-row]

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

[karatekamania]

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bakersfield-row]

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

[karatekamania]

HAAAANK! NO HANK!! THAT'S NOT A BACTERIOPHAGE! THOSE WOULD BE WAY SMALLER THAN A TARDIGRADE! THAT'S A RADIOLARIAN, A TYPE OF UNICELLULAR EUKARYOTIC ORGANISM KNOWN FOR ITS ELABORATE MINERAL SKELETONS! HAAAANK! THAT'S THE WRONG MICROBE!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

[cum--brulee]

Can they make dildos like that?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was about to bully you for this comment but then i read your url and i’m just too tired

[ultimatebottom69]

Yes . They did .

Lucky you .

[whateverisupposeyeet]

It’s a boner

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey fuck yourself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no wait

[localrobosexual]

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

[thewarmvoid]

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

[dogplanet]

a company's worst nightmare is when you are friends with your coworkers

[the-haiku-bot]

a company’s worst

nightmare is when you are friends

with your coworkers

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mysteryflowers]

Hanako's "driven to murder" artwork

[mysteryflowers]

@ireonic Hanako is Nemesis

[ireonic]

WHAT

[mysteryflowers]

Hanako's "driven to murder" artwork

[ireonic]

Isn't that nemesis tho

[shencomix]

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

How many times can you rewatch a TV show before you get bored of it?

I never rewatch any TV show.

I can only rewatch once before I get bored.

Rewatch 2-5 times

Rewatch 6-10 times

Rewatch more than 10 times

I never get bored no matter how many times I rewatch

It depends on the show

Voting ended onNov 17, 2024

[ireonic]

When I was in fourth grade I watched family guy twenty times back to back. I'd finish the most recent season and restart from the first season. I can name what season a cutscene gag is from by one word but my power is fading

[psychotic-gerard]

which of these bad driving habits do you regularly commit.

tail-gating

going significantly above the speed limit

texting or using social media whilst driving.

avoiding usage of turn signals.

randomly braking in the middle of the road

not looking when entering a road, merging, or reversing.

not stopping for cyclists or pedestrians

driving under the influence

overtaking a car without safe distance

multiple of these (or other)

i don’t drive

i am a safe driver

Voting ended onNov 20, 2024

[psychotic-gerard]

NO SUBSTANCE MAKES YOU A BETTER DRIVER WHAT ARE YOU ON.

[ireonic]

Except for Adderall I need it to remember to stop at stop signs :/

[omghotmemes]

My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[higgsbison]

my beast is so damn charismatic we had to do it long-term nuclear waste warning style and make a universally understandable pictogram

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[apolladay]

which one of these typical life milestones is 'the next' for you? which one are you currently working towards the most?

a serious relationship

a good job / a promotion

a wedding

having kids

a driver's licence

a degree / passing an exam

moving out

retirement

something else of equal general importance

i'm not working towards anything

jokes on you i already got all of these

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

[rdfox-thesequel]

I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD

[the-haiku-bot]

I can’t stop laughing,

these jokes are so lame but so

damn funny xD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ireonic]

The Future Diary is such a cool concept why did they drop the ball this hard 😭😭🙏🙏

[its-very-clamplicated]

before i post anything i just need to let it be known that i obviously Do Not like yandev! majority of people dont either but he still has a number of supporters on his blog and wikia page. i am Not part of that crowd!!! 🗣