(Context: After his fellow Brain Cells confiscated his scouter, Nerd has decided on a new way to settle leadership disputes with: thumb wrestling…)
Myth/Nerd: (with their thumbs locked together)
Nerd: (with his aggressive game face on) Here we GO! READY?!
Myth: (softly blows into Nerd’s ear, causing him to let his guard down)
Myth: (instantly pinning Nerd’s thumb down, really fast) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! I WIN!
Nerd: (snapping out of his euphoric daze, angrily) YOU CHEATED! YOU CHEATED!
Source: Love Live! Superstar!
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvH1435wt0g)
Wet Sock/Egg: (sharing another one of their cursed concepts)
Purple: (appalled) Have neither of your progenitors illuminated you on the concept of “tact”?
Egg: (only understanding the “tact” part) Tact is just not saying true stuff!
Egg: (patting their twin’s shoulder) We’ll pass!
Source: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Eldritch: (panicking, to Scar) S-S-S-So, the symp-symptoms are a-a weird empty f-f-feeling in my stomach, the f-feeling of light-headedness, and unusual amounts of s-saliva in my m-mouth, whenever I think of f-f-food! I ch-checked on the internet, and a-a-a-apparently it m-might be s-s-something called the G-VIRUS, wh-which can o-o-only be cured by c-c-cutting off the in-inf-infected part of or the r-removal of the b-br-BRAIN!
Scar: (writing down something) Hmm…I’m gonna prescribe two weeks off, and a couple of heavy sedatives a day, for six weeks.
Eldritch: (happy at finding a cure) T-Thank you!
Scar: (deadpan) No, that’s for me. What you just described is called being hungry. Now, for the last time, please get out of my office so I can curl under my desk, and reevaluate my career choices…
Source: The Amazing World of Gumball
Dream: (smirking to the camera) I taught the Jr. Ultimates this, and I regret NOTHING!
Dream: (to Curious) Alright! Alright! You go!
Curious: (awkwardly doing the dance moves, while singing) Baki baki ni ore! Nani wo? Kokoro da yo!
Dream: (suffering from a cuteness overload, while screaming in pure bliss)
(Meanwhile, at Wolf’s house…)
Iris: (happily dancing and singing) Baki baki ni ore!
Iris: (leaning to a confused Wolf) Nani wo?
Dream: (looking extremely proud of herself)
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6llyIZDtCq4)
Wyre: (barging into the library) Yo, Two! You’re the Ultimate Speedreader, right! What kinda books you read?
Fusion II: (shrugging) Eh. I have no particular favorites. I just read whatever catches my eye.
Wyre: (already getting a conversation idea) Okay! So, what have you picked up recently?
Fusion II: (slightly embarrassed, but showing the cover anyway) …An encyclopedia of Paleozoic organisms.
Wyre: (shocked, eyes lighting up with glee) Oh! I’ve read that, too! Opabinia are so CUTE!
Fusion II: (slightly taken aback, but isn’t all that surprised, internally) …I never thought I would be discussing such material with anyone, much less you…
Source: BanG Dream! Girl’s Band Party!
(Context: The Kibo-Con attendees decided to go to the cinema together….)
Fusion: (pointing to a magical girl movie, to the Baby Squad) How about we watch this?
Janon: (ushering the Jr. Ultimates out, already choosing a murder-mystery horror) No, that’s for babies.
Fusion: (turning to everyone else) Okay, how about everyone else?
Sparkle: (loudly cheering above the rest, with everyone else yelling in agreement)
Everyone Else: (leaving the magical girl movie in tears)
The Baby Squad/The Twins: (leaving the murder-mystery horror staring at everyone else like they’re crazy)
Video Source: (https://vine.co/v/i1DguKxnhWU/)
(How conversations between the Fancy One/Mastermind and their Assistant/Traitor tend to go…)
The Traitor: (frustrated with the MM’s random despair-causing plans) NO! MORE! COCKAMAMIE PLOYS!
The Mastermind: (taken aback at this act of rebellion) “Cockamamie ploy”?! That was clearly a “maniacal scheme”! How long have you worked for me?!~★
The Traitor: (angrily) I don’t WORK for you! I’m the one who keeps you from ruining this outfit with your BRAINLESS PLOTS!
Mastermind: …..Schemes….!~★
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