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[freyaskyejones]

JANUARY 20, 2006 → JANUARY 20, 2026

[hellothere172]

Another art piece by Ami Thompson, the art director of KPDH!

[bloominflowers]

Bachelors 💗✨

[notbuckybarnes]

HENRY CAVILL In The Grey (2026)

[only-cat-memes]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[spider-mann]

Josh Hutcherson for Men's Health photographed by Brian Bowen Smith

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[soranatus]

Zatanna (2026) #2 variant cover by David Talaski

[baltharino]

Young Justice 3x18 - "Early Warning"

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[boyd-stevens]

SELENA 1997, dir. Gregory Nava

[davinaclaires]

SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED 2004, dir. Raja Gosnell

[dailyflicks]

A WALK TO REMEMBER —2002, dir. Adam Shankman

[andremichaux]

PARKS AND RECREATION | 4.04

Bonus: