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Don’t take life too seriously. Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit. Laugh at it.
Colleen Hoover, Slammed (via books-n-quotes)
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
Ah, what a great idea it had been to convince all her friends to come here during the summer. They needed it after all the exam stress they were going over.
“Tenten, please can you stop practicing martial arts for a second?” Ino sighed, despairing at the fact that the brunette had turned up in her tracksuit. Again.
Kami-Sama. She’d have to really show that girl how to let her hair down. Literally.
The fair-haired girl was about to open her mouth to argue with Sakura - who had decided to tell Ino to stop bossing everyone about already- when she saw a weird guy waving at her with a dopey expression on his face.
Ino offered him a smile and a wave in return. Couldn’t hurt to be friendly now, could it?
She waved back!!
This was his chance! With all of those moronic, troublemaking deliquents away (Oga included), he had to make use of his time at the resort to its very fullest. Throw in a charming smile along with his effective flirtation techniques, he might just end this vacation with a girlfriend or two. Score.
Confidence not once wavering, Takayuki made his way to the blonde beauty, already donning his “Mr Cool” persona. Wow wow wow, the girls she had behind her were high level beauties too!
How lucky!!
“Good morning, miss. I could not help noticing the amount of luggage you and your friends have. Would you like a hand?”
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
“Ehehe, yeah, I guess.”
Ino was pleased that Yato took the dismissal on the chin. She didn’t want to make a big fuss about it, so let it slide. She hoped Yato wasn’t too offended. He did not appear to be, since he was smiling again, eyes bright and features lit up. Goodness, his eyes were such an incredible shade of forget-me-not blue…
“You’re welcome,” she replied, already getting to work with putting his poster up. She hoped people would see it and the boy’s business could run a lot better than it currently did.
The florist blinked, but she supposed everyone had their pride. He didn’t want charity…
“Ah, hm, not entirely sure right now… how about, you owe me a favour?”
“Oh. A favour, huh?” Well, if that was how she wanted it, though he sorely doubted that he was going to hear from her too soon- if at all. Either way, he wasn’t about to force the offer on her. Like the rest, he was going to be but a blurred memory to her. “Sure. That sounds good to me!”
But!!
That didn’t mean he was going to give now, did it?! He was going to continue charming the hearts of many. Onwards, to a path paved with worshippers! Blessed with leagues upon leagues of Yatoites for as far the eye could see.
Stray Gods like himself might have it tough, but he was going to make it. He guaranteed it.
“I suppose I’ll leave you to it then, Ino-san. I don’t want to take up more of your time than I already have. Have a good night, and thank you once again!”
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
It was empty because everyone was most likely at work and not going to be coming in until the end of their shifts. That was why, the florist could take as long as she liked to admire the young boy. How had she run across him without giving him a second glance? He really was quite handsome. A little odd, but who wasn’t?
Her love letter that she had asked him to deliver, was for Sasuke- and that boy… she was getting nowhere with the likes of him.
Perhaps…
Ino was jolted out of her musings when her dad’s head popped in from the back of the shop.
“Ino, dear, I need that inventory of supplies that are missing so I can collect our orders,” he smiled cheerily at her as he pulled a sleeve through his coat.
Ino handed him the inventory and he kissed her forehead before grabbing his keys and heading out. A harmless enough interaction, except it had been odd for Inoichi to completely ignore the boy who had been holding up his advertisement.
“I’m sorry about that, dad must have been completely in another world,” Ino shook her head, apologising to the dark-haired boy. “Geez… he’s never like this though. Hmm… must be stressed about something. Anyway, I’ll hang it with blue tac, is that ok?”
Yato, on the other hand, was more than used to this- he expected it. His presence was so unnoticeable that unless he called for their attention, he could very well get away with daylight robbery. It’s solid fact that humans aren’t able to immediately perceive the presence of Gods such as himself.
Which was why he believed this girl would forget about him soon enough. She would remember his business at the very least, but his face? Not a chance.
Mood unmarred, Yato simply continued grinning even after her father left the premises. It was pretty evident which parent she took after, even if he had only gotten a short look at him.
“It happens to the best of us,” he reassured her. Without further ado, he extended the advert to her- as well as the stack of business cards he had mentioned. “Thank you very much!!”
A deep bow, and when he straightened up, he brightly inquired, “Is there anything I can do to repay you? I can do something for you for free- no questions asked!”
Because honestly, even if he didn’t work for free, lending him advertisement space was worth more than 5 yen.
Baby Blues
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
Ino glanced over at the young, teenage boy, and then to the poor little baby – desperately trying to swipe at the milk bottle in the male’s hand. Ino felt a rush of sympathy and anger course through her. Sympathy for the innocent baby and anger at the boy.
Why was a clueless teenager even raising a baby? She was already giving him slightly judging eyes for fathering a baby far too young.
Horny boys. I wish they would at least use their brain sometimes and use protection. Eugh. Well, props to him for at least taking responsibility…
With that thought in mind, she nodded and offered him a tight smile.
She was used to looking after Asuma’s daughter, Mirai, so thankfully knew what she was doing. Ino picked the little baby up with a soft hello and cradled him carefully in her arms before sitting upon the bench.
“What’s his name?”
“Oi, oi...” He could tell what she was thinking, and honestly speaking, even if he gave a crap about what other people thought of him, he wouldn’t have bothered to correct her. Because really, the overriding fear that so often appeared whenever Baby Beel was separated from him took grip. He tensed, already reaching for the baby, almost bracing himself for yet another electrical current to run him through. “Don’t just pick him up like that! He freaks out.”
He watched Baby Beel anxiously, searching for any indication, any that could pinpoint to his impending doom.
So far there were---
Was it just him or did Baby Beel look a bit teary? He hurriedly took the naked infant from her. He was not going to spend his afternoon smelling like burnt meat.
“I call him Baby Beel.”
Baby Blues
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
Ino had, unfortunately, had a fight with her dad. It had been about something stupid, like how late she got home last night and other things. It was unusual, considering how famously they got along, but nevertheless- she needed to blow off some steam and headed to the park. It was weird, coming there alone, but she did enjoy the brisk walk among the trees.
The redolent scent of cherry blossoms was in the air and Ino picked up a petal that had clung to her shoulder.
Heh… pretty.
She blinked, taken out of her thoughts by the voice of a boy.
“Eh?”
She strolled over to the bench and glanced at him with his strange… baby? He couldn’t be any older than her and yet, here he was, awkwardly holding a bottle in one hand and a mossy-haired baby in the other.
“Sure, what do you want me to do?”
It was just his damned luck to have this dumb brat shoved on him. In a mere few days he had gone from being a carefree young man to some single father with a crazy Demon bitch squatting at his house claiming that she was his wife. Which worked out wonderfully for him, of course, because his family bought it and consequently believed he had knocked her up.
Geez.
At least today was smiling at him a little. Girls are supposed to be good at this, right? Because he didn’t have a damned clue here. Hilda had said there was a specific way he had to hold him.
“Think you could teach me how to feed him?” He gestured at Baby Beel, who was thankfully in a pretty good mood. He couldn’t have the kid shocking him out of the blue again. “It’s about time for him to drink.”
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
Ino leaned forward then, eyes trained upon the dark-haired youth as he delicately scratched at the paper with his pencil. He was focused, but detached at the same time. It was unusual to see an artist like that…
“What if I want to hear of the tale?” She replied, blue eyes lowered and a smile playing about her lips.
There was a slight breeze that entered the shop from the window Ino had left open for the day, but other than that, the shop was still and empty save for the pair of them. The fair-haired girl kept her gaze upon him, even though he was completely absorbed in his advertisement.
Finally, the last of his touches complete, he held up the piece of paper he had made. It was some incredible Japanese style calligraphy- she didn’t know a person this young could make something like that.
“Waah, that’s amazing! You’re really talented!” Ino clapped in delight, coming around the counter to take a closer look.
“This is really nice! I’m sure you’ll have orders in no time!”
“...” Eto... Not missing the flirtatious tone in her voice, Yato’s flustered state increased two fold when he caught her gaze. Alright. That was something that didn’t occur too often either.
No human, save for one other, ever stared at him for long.
Only the very last dredges of his flush remained on his cheeks when he whipped up the advert for her to see, the shade pretty much unnoticeable by now. There we go! Something to dispel that weirdness between them. Stupid damned surroundings wasn’t doing him any favours.
Why did the shop have to be empty?
He laughed, genuinely pleased with himself.
“Thank you, thank you~ You’re too kind, Ino-san! How shall I put this up there? Tape or...?”
Baby Blues
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Man... This is such a pain.
Tatsumi stared at the baby bottle, then at the staring infant in his lap, not entirely certain as to what to do. What did that stupid maidservant say to him again...?
--What? It was not as though he had ever raised a baby before. He knew and hadn’t any need to know any of this crap.
Catching sight of a blonde girl nearby, he waved at her to come over to the park bench.
“Oi. Do you think you could help me with this?”
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mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
He was a complete stranger to her- apart from name and number, she did not know very much about Yato. He was cheerful and enthusiastic on the surface, but which salesperson wasn’t? Heck, she even had a different tone of voice she used over the phone!
But it did not mean it was a bad thing. She could see that he had spent a long time perfecting his skills in art, at least.
“Oh, then what made you stop?” Ino inquired, surprised to hear that.
He truly was a professional artist.
“Hmm, now I’m curious about your doujinshi! What was it about? Let me guess… a romance! You look like it! Hehe~!”
Ah. So he wanted to work for himself. She supposed that was also good. Ino knew that artists did not really make as much money as people thought they did. Sai was still struggling to get his art work recognised, but Ino still went to every gallery opening he hosted to show her support with her friends.
Hopefully he’ll make it.
“So you really like delivering more than art, right?”
“Oho, Ino-san! If you keep asking, the tale of the great Yato-sama will be neverending!” he joked with much gusto, purposely diverting the subject from himself. It was a harmless topic really, but he hadn’t much intention of prattling on about his past. Go too far, and they would be treading through dangerous waters. Waters that he was doing all he could to put behind him.
With that said, he immediately placed the finishing touches to his advertisement with a flourish, bright grin returning to his face.
Yoshhh.
This looked great! Proud of himself, he held up the sign and showed it to the florist.
“There! What do you think?!”
mindwalkerninja:
irishseas:
Ino was not being unnecessarily kind. She thought that if a guy had fallen at such hard times, that he was providing jobs for only five yen, the fault must also lie with herself. She couldn’t possibly stay comfortable and enjoy her expensive clothes, when someone else was working so hard for so little.
The least she could offer him – apart from charity – was a way to help him stand on his own two feet. And the dark-haired boy was so delighted by her offer… Humans could only do so much for each other, after all.
The florist offered him a soft smile, watching him work for a moment, until he started drawing.
“Ara, you’re quite good, Yato-San! Didn’t you ever think of becoming an artist?”
With all of the practice that he had had, Yato was a pretty fast worker when it came to art. In fact, he had gotten a good portion of his advertisement done when the florist spoke to him again, breaking the silence with both praise and a question.
It was a little odd, conversing with this human. Yato was used to people forgetting him almost immediately after he completed his task.
Still. It was only a matter of time with this one.
“Hmmm? I guess I was, once. I used to sell doujinshi.” Made a good haul out of it too.
All of which he promptly spent on good luck charms and talismans. Hohoho!! Money well spent! Anyday now, he was going to reap the rewards.
“I don’t draw as much now, though. Not since I started my business.”
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Oho~ A girl! Lucky!! Who would have thought he’d meet such a cutie so quickly? This weekend beach resort getaway was sheer genius!
For once he wouldn’t be surrounded by stupid delinquents.
Cue more awestruck waving at the blonde.