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[irlclaus]

haha time to go outside

"HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE WINGS"

"dude can i touch ur arm. is that real"

"Mommy why is that weird ugly man here???"

haha time to go back inside

[irlclaus]

good im glad

why are we making lists???

wtf no fair are lucases some kind of hivemind

dad unfortunately will not let me shoot the neighbors near our house. something about murder being illegal. pff. what does he know he doesnt even have hair

[lucashitpostlimit]

I'm Done with lists since you want to be picky about blogging style Mr. "I-Will-Make A. List-And-ThenAsk-About-Lists"

We Lucases (Lucas? Lucaii?) are all interconnected through the power of... Magical powers.

I wish I could ask about hurting neighbors. They don't do anything for us but complain and yell. But I still wouldn't be able to. To.

[irlclaus]

so it's confirmed: they're in every universe. or, at least, in our two.

what is the plural of lucas. what do you call, like, a group of lucases/lucas/lucaii

a heard of lucases??

a doodle of lucases??

a skirt of lucases??

a group of ferrets is called a business of ferrets. a group of crows is called a murder of crows. what is a group of lucases.

a tch of lucases. do you make that noise in your universe too. because thats exactly the noise my-lucas makes whenever he's mildly irritated which is frequently.

*androgynous powerful anime antagonist voice* Tch,

[irlclaus]

that’s good

healthy as a heart is a cute dumb way to put it

i told him. he rolled his eyes and said “oh no, not you too”. will report back on potential meanings of this statement.

the family is Dysfunctional and Pissing Off The Neighbors, so, well, normal

[lucashitpostlimit]

Thanks!! I try my hardest to be as healthy as possible

I know

I know exactly what he is thinking right now to be honest and I am stifling giggles and my Claus is staring at me like I need to stop and I do

As always.

[irlclaus]

good im glad

why are we making lists???

wtf no fair are lucases some kind of hivemind

dad unfortunately will not let me shoot the neighbors near our house. something about murder being illegal. pff. what does he know he doesnt even have hair

[irlclaus]

it feels gross

or maybe thats just because i caught lucas’ cold. i mean your cold????? i mean my-lucas’ cold. there are two lucases. what the fuck

[lucashitpostlimit]

I don’t have a cold right now! I feel healthy as a heart. Tell your Lucas to feel better soon!! How is the Family

[irlclaus]

that's good

healthy as a heart is a cute dumb way to put it

i told him. he rolled his eyes and said "oh no, not you too". will report back on potential meanings of this statement.

the family is Dysfunctional and Pissing Off The Neighbors, so, well, normal

[irlclaus]

so let me get this straight

you are from an alternate universe, which is so far exactly the same except you’re a boy and your blog is slightly different and our recent locations were slightly different and also my stupid 13 yr. old voice-cracking sphere-kicking tongue-sticking-outing hissyfit happened differently

you also have an alternate Pig Fuck Who Shall Not Be Named and everything that came with him Happened

i just. ok.

[lucashitpostlimit]

That’s what I think is happening at least. What an idea, that these computers are the only things connecting us right now. Trans-universal contact. How does it feel?!

[irlclaus]

it feels gross

or maybe thats just because i caught lucas' cold. i mean your cold????? i mean my-lucas' cold. there are two lucases. what the fuck

[irlclaus]

i just

i

im just blinking at my computer screen right now i just. i dont

you are blogging, from another universe, are you actually serious, am i dreaming,

[lucashitpostlimit]

Believe me I have seen weirder things on this website than you would like to believe. Ask me!! Ask them right now. And then cover your ears because you would not like to hear any of it

[irlclaus]

so let me get this straight

you are from an alternate universe, which is so far exactly the same except you're a boy and your blog is slightly different and our recent locations were slightly different and also my stupid 13 yr. old voice-cracking sphere-kicking tongue-sticking-outing hissyfit happened differently

you also have an alternate Pig Fuck Who Shall Not Be Named and everything that came with him Happened

i just. ok.

[irlclaus]

s…sort of??? only it was me doing the rolling. and the kicking. and the yelling. and the generally acting like a ten year old [but personally i believe i had the right to]

are you implying that you are from an alternate universe. is this. is this actually happening.

[lucashitpostlimit]

(Take my word for it you absolutely had the right to do that) (But you probably don’t need my word)

Absolutely.! I am blogging from an alternate universe as fucking corny as that sounds. There is no other explanation for the events that are taking place on this shitty ass blue website. I have been here for over a year and yet it still gives me the weirdest surprises of my life

[irlclaus]

i just

i

im just blinking at my computer screen right now i just. i dont

you are blogging, from another universe, are you actually serious, am i dreaming,

[irlclaus]

oh.

you’ve— no no i mean. not you. you’re not. i just. lucas told me. why do you??? know that why do you know that you. you can’t know that???? unless you’re extremely close to me w/o being lucas in which case what the fuck???

[lucashitpostlimit]

Yes I have.

I don’t know if we did this in your “universe” or whatever, but personally, the gang and I had a lot of fun rolling that pig fuck around for a couple of minutes and Claus told me afterwards that he sat there watching us Absolutely Destroy any sense that the kid was powerful in any way. Did this happen to you??

[irlclaus]

s...sort of??? only it was me doing the rolling. and the kicking. and the yelling. and the generally acting like a ten year old [but personally i believe i had the right to]

are you implying that you are from an alternate universe. is this. is this actually happening.

[irlclaus]

who??? nevermind i just

i was actually joking with that last part but. really???? i demand proof especially since all you’re doing is just freaking me out a little more

[lucashitpostlimit]

ok. This might be really hard to hear or think about but bear with me. Do you remember the area below New Pork City?

[irlclaus]

oh.

you've-- no no i mean. not you. you're not. i just. lucas told me. why do you??? know that why do you know that you. you can't know that???? unless you're extremely close to me w/o being lucas in which case what the fuck???

[irlclaus]

okay you know what no, no, now im pissed. you’re not lucas. lucas is here, in the room, with me, trying to take a peak at my screen and asking why i look so pissed [it’s because im fucking pissed]

””“”bad blogging experience”“”” um no what about “”“person pretending to be my sibling possibly to frighten/gaslight me”“”

and “”“”“he”“”“” you mean me. im claus. no one else is claus. im claus. dont try to imply that i am not claus.

there is no see you later until you fess up or provide solid evidence of some kind of rip in the space-time continuum

[lucashitpostlimit]

What the Literal Fuck are you saying. I have submitted photographic evidence that i have the same flesh and blood as your brother. I can answer any question you ask me about myself and probably more questions about yourself than I need to be able to. Theres no way that someone who isnt you or your brother would happen to just look exactly like them (?) This isn’t some Justin Bieber surgery shit. and I can think of at least one place where a rip in the space-time continuum would be plausible

[irlclaus]

who??? nevermind i just

i was actually joking with that last part but. really???? i demand proof especially since all you're doing is just freaking me out a little more

[irlclaus]

okay

okay

i’ve had some time to think this over and sleep on it and

and i’m still not convinced you’re really who you say you are considering i am literally almost always at my brother’s side except in the bathroom, when changing, when working on separate chores or when one of us is at a play the other doesn’t care about so i dont

really know what to tell you

[lucashitpostlimit]

Its ok. I dont know why I reacted in that way in the first place I guess I just had some problems that this whole event brought back to the surface. Im done challenging you because clearly you arent going to believe me and hes watching me type this and trying to take over the keyboard 

Sorry for the bad blogging experience I guess?????? Im still gonna be Lucas and I cant just uh… reprogram myself to be not Lucas (for lack of a better term sorry)

See you later I guess

[irlclaus]

okay you know what no, no, now im pissed. you're not lucas. lucas is here, in the room, with me, trying to take a peak at my screen and asking why i look so pissed [it's because im fucking pissed]

""""bad blogging experience"""" um no what about """person pretending to be my sibling possibly to frighten/gaslight me"""

and """""he""""" you mean me. im claus. no one else is claus. im claus. dont try to imply that i am not claus.

there is no see you later until you fess up or provide solid evidence of some kind of rip in the space-time continuum

[irlclaus]

imm, sorry im sorry i dont. i dont understand im sorry please stop

you”re rirhgt there in the ccorrner how could you be typign this i odont understand

[lucashitpostlimit]

i dont fuckigng ljknow ok ?? i dont know all i krnkw is you arent where you say you are and im not where you say i am ans im upse t because iv e done en oug h of tjis nfot beig here bullsht to

[irlclaus]

okay

okay

i've had some time to think this over and sleep on it and

and i'm still not convinced you're really who you say you are considering i am literally almost always at my brother's side except in the bathroom, when changing, when working on separate chores or when one of us is at a play the other doesn't care about so i dont

really know what to tell you

[irlclaus]

i dont. know who you are vluvcas is. lucas is in the corner with the dog giving me a strange look he doesnt have his computer anywhere near him please stop prretendign to be my brother

[lucashitpostlimit]

IM NOT FUCKING PRETENDING THATS THE PROBLEM OBVIOUSLY YOURE REAL ENOUGH TO FUCK BOTH OF US UP EVEN FURTHER

[irlclaus]

imm, sorry im sorry i dont. i dont understand im sorry please stop

you''re rirhgt there in the ccorrner how could you be typign this i odont understand

[irlclaus]

[irlclaus]

i i dotn

i dont know who you are but it isnt funny anymore you can stop now i dont know why you know so much or who you are but you can st op im sorr y

[lucashitpostlimit]

fuck im sorru im cryi gn i shoudlnt hdve eve n followed you in the first place fuck fuc kfu ckfuck

[irlclaus]

i dont. know who you are vluvcas is. lucas is in the corner with the dog giving me a strange look he doesnt have his computer anywhere near him please stop prretendign to be my brother

[irlclaus]

please dont

please dont say that why do you know about that i didnt ignore anyo ne dont say that. how do you know that. go away

[lucashitpostlimit]

Look you fuck your shitty father refused to take care of me for several years because he was preoccupied with finding your vengeful-ass self while you were somewhere terrorizing people and shit it isnt my fucking fau yt you  decided to go f ufkc yousrelf u p it to ok me several years to realize that after when you came back dont fuck wit h me rivght now

[irlclaus]

i i dotn

i dont know who you are but it isnt funny anymore you can stop now i dont know why you know so much or who you are but you can st op im sorr y

[irlclaus]

lucas, or WHOEVER you are, i do know how that feels. because i’m claus. i dont know how you got that photo, but i am.

i’m not sure i can even humor the idea of you being lucas anymore. you never told me about this post limit blog, we keep saying we’re one place when instead we’re another, and what i’m assuming is the real lucas is sitting in our room playing with the dog. i’m starting to think i should just ignore you.

[lucashitpostlimit]

Lol sure for three years or longer yes 

Because Im totally not lucas even though i am sitting here typing this on this shitty ufcking blog okay

[irlclaus]

please dont

please dont say that why do you know about that i didnt ignore anyo ne dont say that. how do you know that. go away

[irlclaus]

it feels like you’re some freaky stalker with photoshop thats what it feels like

[lucashitpostlimit]

First of all: Photoshop costs way too much and Im not getting arrested for pirating bullshit software let alone old-world software from hell

Secondly: How dare you call me Freaky or A Stalker apparently you don’t know how it feels to have people stare at your fucking house

[irlclaus]

lucas, or WHOEVER you are, i do know how that feels. because i'm claus. i dont know how you got that photo, but i am.

i'm not sure i can even humor the idea of you being lucas anymore. you never told me about this post limit blog, we keep saying we're one place when instead we're another, and what i'm assuming is the real lucas is sitting in our room playing with the dog. i'm starting to think i should just ignore you.