Ironic Blue

Izumi Sena x 20 x Knights mun is 31 - GMT

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

Choose your maid again!!

[ironicxblue]

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"With you? Certainly."

[shiromemes]

Give my muse an item and see how they react!

Things may or may not be added to their official inventory

[rubymemes]

𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

[chibskimuses]

[Text @ Sena sena sena sena] Sniff

[Text @ Sena sena sena sena] You didn't respond fast enough! and I can't find my socks with the holes in them

[ironicxblue]

[Text @ Leo-kun] Haaa?! Coming from the guy who loses his phone so often that it's rare I get a text back? Hmmph

[Text @ Leo-kun] And I binned them. But there's a couple of new pairs with cats and aliens on in your drawer. You're welcome.

[chibskimuses]

Izumi greets Leo on his birthday morning with a kitten in his arms. She has a ribbon attached to her collar and he offers the cat out with a "Happy birthday"

Leo had spent most of the morning sleeping in, he had been so excited yesterday that he barely could fall asleep. Both as inspiration had hit him and he had absolutely no idea what Izumi had bought this year

other times he could usually guess himself to it, and the bed was rather cold when he reached out after Izumi, so slumping up, he checked his phone. Wiggling his feet over all the greetings he had gotten from Japan as they had been up for a few hours

so with the click of the door, Leo actually got himself up, greeted with.. well Izumi! But also a cat “A-ah.. Sena! Uwaaa!! It is so cute!”

Leo accept the kitten with the biggest smile in the world, rubbing his cheek up against the fur before leaning in and kissing Izumi on his lips

“What shall we call the little fella? Maybe big beet! Like after Beethoven~ or Robinya”

[ironicxblue]

"Robinya sounds kind of cute, I suppose. I vote for that one," he replied. Though, really, even if he knew he'd wind up having to take care of her when Leo went on travels and he was still here. She was still his cat and he could name her whatever he liked.

He chuckled as the cat was already wriggling and trying to get between them. Wanting the attention on herself.

"I think she likes you."

[wildwoof]

"HAAAH--? The fuck ya pullin' all of a sudden?! Here I am tryin' to be damn reasonable with ya over it, but instead ya turn it on me! Like hell there's anythin' damn ugly! Ya wanna go?! I'll take ya on in a challenge! I'll even prove to ya!" Thrust of his hand outward, pointing straight at the other. "Alright ya shitty modelin' pretty boy, I'll take ya on in your own damn turf 'n' prove it to ya! Just 'cause our damn tastes are different doesn't make it ugly at all! I'll show ya the potential! Fuck the people who mix us up! This ain't 'bout them! One-on-one. Let's go!"

[ironicxblue]

Take him on in his own turf?

Well, now. This could definitely be interesting. And a challenge he'd win without much effort.

"Oh, yeah then? How about we post both our outfits on social media with a poll. Let people vote which one they like best?"

Even if Izumi's look was bad - which it wasn't - he'd still be able to win the challenge just by posing right. He knew how to make anything look good.

Well...almost anything. He eyed the fake fur and leather monstrosity that Oogami had been holding up.

Not even his beautiful face could save that thing.

[chibskimuses]

"Moo! I was more like a cat before he was! Grrrrrrr"

He pouts and crosses his arm, before letting himself fall back on his back, laying on the ground "Stupid Sena!"

[ironicxblue]

"You're already my pet, so why'd you need to be the first cat too? Jeeze."

He steps over to Leo's side, nudging him with his foot to see if he'd move.

[ironicxblue]

“ i wish i was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a 'i can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences' kinda way.’ “ - Tori

"I'm pretty sure you already hit people with very little consequence, Hime-kun," he commented, poking the younger boy in the forehead.

Really, the kid could have a nasty attitude but maybe that's why they'd gotten along alright in the end during tennis club meetings.

"I can certainly think of one person who'd be pleased if you decided to take up sleeping the day away if you wanted to attempt that part."

[ironicxblue]

Ahhhhh, in a week's time, I'll be flying to Japan. I'm so excited. Obviously, gonna buy some Enstars merch and doujin whilst there lololololol

[ironicxblue]

[TEXT] From Leo

To Izumi [ Sena]

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SENA!

Best regards Leo Tsukinaga

[Text @ Leo-kun] Really, Leo-kun? Really?

[Text @ Leo-kun] What do you want?

[lapis-memes]

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

[faraskyee]

perfect height for neck bites

[rpm3mes]

What is something about my portrayal[s] that sticks out?

Example being; my muses ticks they have, the way they talk, etcetera.

[ironicxblue]

❝ it's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged. ❞

"Nope. Just ugly. I really don't see how people can mix us up sometimes. Just look at you."

[ironicxblue]

❝ i wish i was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a 'i can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences' kinda way. ❞ - Leo

"We already have to deal with Kuma-kun's sleeping habits. I'm not dealing with you too."

And with that Leo gets a scowl and a swift pinch on the arm.

[ironicxblue]

❝ you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake. ❞

Izumi just raised an eyebrow at that, choosing not to make the comment he was tempted to make this once. Not with his King running around in a rampage after he'd been playing a card game with Oogami again.

"What exactly was it that you said? Or did?"