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Dracarys

In the world of Game of Thrones, there is a High Valyrian word ‘dracarys’, which means ‘dragonfire’. In the TV show, Daenerys Targaryen uses the word to order her dragons to burn the ships of the Slavers’ Alliance in the Second Siege of Meereen.

Normally, whenever people argue about something and then one of them drops a one-liner that stomps the other person’s argument, they usually say ‘burn’.

Now, listen, folks, because I’m about to drop some knowledge.

Say, you and your friend are arguing about something. For example, Nicolaus Copernicus and Claudius Ptolemy were arguing about which celestial body was at the center of the universe, with Copernicus choosing the sun and Ptolemy the earth. However, after tons of research and some brutal fistfights, Copernicus wins. There, he stands over the mangled and barely stirring body of Ptolemy and instead of saying ‘Burn!’, do you know what he says?

‘Dracarys’.

And he was fighting for the sun, an object of intense heat,  and it clearly supported his side.

If you want an awesome end to an argument in which you win, stop saying ‘burn!’ because be like Dany. 

Be like her and just say ‘Dracarys’.

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Nadine Lustre slays every fuckin time.

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Goddess

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Eye Five

I would like to introduce to the world the newest form of High Five.

The Eye Five.

See, let’s say you and your friends are sitting around a long table, kind of like the ones in the Great Hall in Hogwarts from the Harry Potter series. Now what if your awesome friend (I don’t know, say maybe me) says something awesome and highfive-worthy, you don’t have the chance to high five him because...well, he’s far!

I know. A big problem, right? 

Anyway, I have the solution to that. Drumroll!

~ Badumdumdumdumdumdum ~

The Eye Five! 

The Eye Five involves the use of your eyes to execute a “high five” of some sort with a person. After the person says something awesome and is so far away, all you have to do is roll your eyes in a counterclockwise direction but in a very fast way. It has to be in sync with your friend’s eye rolling too.

Now, go and get some eye fives!

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The Roommate Transmogrification

Like in the Big Bang Theory episode, I have experienced a similar paradigm shift in the roommate world.

Recently, I have been asked to move out and I was thrust into a dilemma of where to live. I had only about two weeks ‘till classes resume and it felt like a race against time.

Anyway, as I received the terrible news, I felt a mixture of emotions: joy, anger, fear, disgust, and sadness. Everything a person can feel inside out. (See what I did there)

I felt joy because this was going to be a new chapter in my life.

I felt anger because I wasn’t ready to be thrust into a new chapter in my life.

I felt fear because I was afraid to leave my old life behind and start a new chapter in my life.

I felt disgust because of the prospect of having to start a new chapter in my life.

I felt sadness because I was going to have to say goodbye to my roommate. For some purposes, I am going to give him the name Spider-Man. I felt sad because Spidey and I, we had some great times. Like the time where we threw some rotten adobo from the window and onto the houses below. Those were some good times. Then suddenly boom. Everything disappears. Just like that.

Spidey and Iron Man. Best of Bros. End of an era.

Have you heard of the song “Big Yellow Taxi”?  It goes like this:

~ Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got Till it's gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot ~

So guys,  I hope you cherish what you have right now. Because you don’t know what you’ve got ‘till it’s gone. I hope you keep your Spider-Man.

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I just found this really cute Pokémon phone case for Samsung Galaxy S5/S6/Note3/Note4 and the Iphone iPhone 6 and 6s!!

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You might be as happy as me to know this sweet Pokemon phone case is on sale, this is a unique opportunity to get one for you and everybody you’ve ever met.

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Highest of Fives

In the world where awesome human beings like me and Robert Downey Jr exist, there is one thing that we like to do when seeing another awesome human being and that is the High Five.

A high five is a gesture of happiness and celebration in which two people go and slap each other’s palm with their arms raised as high as they can.

There are different kinds of high fives and I am here to tell you about most of them.

1. Classic Five

- the most commonly used form of the high five (if you don’t know this, then I am sorry for you)

2, Low Five

- the opposite of the Classic Five

- instead of having their arms raised, the high five is executed with their arms lowered

3. Fist Bump

- an altered form of the high five

- involves two people bumping their fists together (duh)

4. Around the World

- involves two people approaching each other and then doing a Classic Five, then as they walk past each other and lower their arms, they do a low five

5. Relapse Five

- involves two people doing a Classic Five then pause for about five seconds and then doing another Classic Five

- usually done in situations where one person has done an awesome thing but results in some awkward silence in the air (i.e. sex with your friend’s ex-girlfriend or his sister)

6. Self-Five

- involves a person doing a Classic Five with himself

- usually done as a last resort to save oneself from humiliation, such as in situations where one person leaves the other person who initiated the High Five, hanging

- can also be used to compliment oneself after an awesome deed

7. Condolence Five

- involves a person doing a Classic Five with someone who is sad because of some tragic event in his life

- never ever smile when executing this

8. Hypothetical High Five

- involves a person doing a hypothetical Classic Five with someone

- it is called hypothetical because it is used to celebrate something good that could have happened if things went another way

- when executing this, the people involved do not need to move their arms as they can just do it with eye movements.

9. Spermatozoa Five

- a form of the Classic Five in which the people involved, when raising their arms toward each other, move their arms in a way similar to how sperm move.

10. High V

- a form of the Classic Five that the Romans use

- instead of the word ‘five’, a ‘V’ is used since V is the Roman numeral for five (duh)

11. Infinity Five

- a form of the Classic Five that only the closest of friends can use

- can only be used in situations where one of the two people involved is leaving for good

12. Voltes Five

- a form of the Classic Five in which the people involved do a robot dance before executing this

13. Phone Five

- a form of the Classic Five in which the two people involved are far from each other and are conversing through the phone

- executed by slapping your palm on the screen of your phone

14. Almighty Five

- a form of the Classic Five wherein one of the two people involved is God

- executed in situations where the person wants to thank God for an awesome blessing that he/she has received

- might hurt a little because God’s hand is too strong for your little palm.

These thirteen kinds of the High Five that I just told you about are only some of the many forms of the High Five. I hope that you put these lessons to good use in real life.

Also, remember to say the name of the High Five you are using when executing it. Otherwise, you’ll just look lame.

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Boredom? More like Moredumb.

It’s been two days since the Midyear Term in UP ended. Literally.

I was so happy that I was finally free from the shackles of college, the endless hours of studying, the pain of having to get up everyday just to go to class. I was so happy to be finally free, even if it was just temporary.

But GOD THIS BOREDOM IS KILLING ME. 

As the hours tick by, the boredom makes me more and more dumb. Yes, you see what I did there.

Anyway, if you don’t hear from me in the next 24 hours, I am probably too dumb by that time to even blog.

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Jon Targaryen

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Big Bad Wolf

As some of you know, the dire wolf is the sigil of House Stark. For those of you who do not know anything about House Stark, you suck. 

Anyway, House Stark is one of the Great Houses in the continent of Westeros in the popular series Game of Thrones. Take note that the term ‘House’ here does not refer to the structure. It is synonymous to the word ‘clan’.

I believe that every Stark in history, both fictional and non-fictional, experiences a condition known as the ‘Big Bad Wolf Syndrome’. 

The Big Bad Wolf Syndrome, or BBWS for short, is somewhat similar to women’s menstrual cycle. Both happen once a month. Every full moon, a Stark begins to develop and experience some wolfish characteristics, such as the following:

1. The person craves more and more for steak-based dishes, such as burgers and adobo (Yes).

2. The person gets very touchy about other people trying to get some from his/her food.

3. Like a wolf, the person’s senses are heightened and they get sensitive, becoming offended easily.

4. Because they get offended easily, they start to develop mini-episodes (or minisodes) or rage and can get very moody.

5. The person develops a ‘wolf stare’.

These symptoms occur for a duration of 6-8 days. I know this because I am a Stark since I experience this every month. 

So if you have any friends who might exhibit these symptoms almost every month, he/she might very well be a Stark. So, beware of the Big Bad Wolf!!

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BURGER KING’S CHICKEN NUGGET BURGER This past week, I realized something. I realized my new and profound love for a particular type of burger. This burger is called the Chicken Nugget Burger.

Only found in Burger King, this burger has revolutionized my dietary lifestyle. Instead of Ministop, I now spend my time (and money) on ordering and eating this spectacular burger. 

The exquisite feeling of chewing through the chicken nuggets and lettuce and the bread feels so good that your mouth immediately forms a big ‘O’, a side effect of the condition known as ... “burgasm”, a play on the words ‘burger’ and ‘orgasm’.

However, this condition is good for people and is not something to worry about. Burgasm is the new orgasm. 

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MINISTOP APPRECIATION

In college, students are, for most of the time, broke. Why? There are several factors that can be cited as causes for this problem such as the following:

1. Buddy fees (YIKES)

2. Jeep fare

3. Trike fare

4. Taxi fare

5. Spontaneous eat outs with friends/orgmates

6. Legos

7. The STRONG urge to just eat.

These seven causes are just some of a long list. But for me, there is just one solution to all these, though it may come at a price. And that price is malnutrition in the form of kidney stones. 

Anyway, the solution to being broke is.... wait for it because you’re suddenly gonna STOP because of shock... MINISTOP!!

MINISTOP is a well-known convenience store in the Philippines, only rivaled by the infamous 7-11. As a hardcore and devoted suki to Ministop, I will talk about its awesome meals.

1. GIANT Hotdog Meal

For only Php 45, you get to enjoy a whole meal of rice and a very huge wiener (yeah you know it HAHA). It comes with 2 sachets of banana ketchup. Since rice is a Go food, hotdog a Grow food, and the banana part of the ketchup as Glow food, you get to enjoy a balanced diet!

2. 1-PC Chicken Meal

For only Php 68, you get to enjoy an entire meal of deep-fried chicken, gravy, and rice. Not just that, you get to pick your part of the chicken!! Since rice is a Go food, chicken a Grow food, and the potato part of the gravy as Glow food, you get to enjoy a balanced diet!

3. 2-PC Chicken Schnitzel

For only Php 91, you get to enjoy an entire meal of deep-fried chicken schnitzel, gravy, and rice. Chicken schnitzel is not just made up of chicken but also some cheese!! Since rice and cheese are considered Go foods, chicken a Grow food, and the potato part of the gravy as Glow food, you get to enjoy a balanced diet!

For the drinks, you can buy a 12-oz drink, iced tea or Tropicana orange, for just Php 18 (Add Php 12 to a meal if not solo drink!). Here is a secret. For all the times I eat in Ministop, I secretly refill my drink. It’s called being badass.

Anyway, I hope this helps you in saving money!!!

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Posting this because this is how I felt post-onse

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Friendship

A presto cookie.

That’s what it takes to measure friendship because earlier today my so-called friends (that’s right, I have friends) didn’t want to give me a cookie because I refused to dispose of the wrapper. But in the end, they gave me one.

I love friends!!

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Reposting this because I just remembered how awesome I am

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Futuristic thoughts

Dear Future Lor,

I know things will be awesome by the time I reach you. However, that will only be possible if you pass your ES 11 finals today.

Remember to take deep breaths and calm down especially when you reach that point during an exam where you have no idea what you’re doing. If that happens, always remember that I’m here for you.

Love,

Past Lor