100% serious, except not really

Ask Box is: OPEN

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Remember Electro Velvet?

No

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bada ba ba ba melovin it

The M in McDonalds stands for Melovin

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Melekseev

Good ask anon

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Confession: It's been TWO YEARS. TWO YEARS. I STILL HAVEN'T GOT HIM TO PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING WITH ME. SOMEONE FLY ME TO CYPRUS ALREADY WITH A 3DS AND A COPY OF THE GAME.

(This is probably 3 years now) any luck anon?

[tsar3na]

since no ac on switch, what about ssbu

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

"yall ever just qualify just to flex on these russian nibbas?" - ukraine

I didn’t know Ricegum was representing Ukraine next year

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I want Melovin to pet my cat

A valid thought

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“Entire vagina” is such a fandom staple at this point I may as well accept my fate

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The blog has no point if you aren’t making photoshop pictures for them

Pretty bold of you to assume this blog had any purpose in the first place

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salvador is a swarm of bees

Does he make honey?

[beesnutz]

okay but i’d rather have salvador be a swarm of bees instead of fidget spinners

[gayh0neybee]

He is a swarm of this

[beesnutz]

fuck you

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Amazing

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Melovin

Again, spelt Daddy incorrectly ,,,,what am I doing with my life

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Melovin

You spelt Daddy wrong

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Every Eurovision entrant ever that has not won esc may have not won esc, but they have won my entire fucking V a g i n a

Ok mood tho

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

my vagina may have not won eurovision but it won the entire melovin

Thanks Chloe

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That’s everything posted btw just in case you were wondering

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Imma post every confession in the ask box rn, I’m not gonna make edits for them but some of these you just need to see

[bvrrio-deactivated20200212]

i can’t remember the last time a post on my dash instilled so much fear inside me for what im about to see

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Fortunately the entire vagina confessions seem to have died

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First of all Chloe, if that’s a Holes reference I will kill you, second, don’t

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Imma post every confession in the ask box rn, I’m not gonna make edits for them but some of these you just need to see

[bvrrio-deactivated20200212]

i can’t remember the last time a post on my dash instilled so much fear inside me for what im about to see

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

Fortunately the entire vagina confessions seem to have died

[irrelevanteurovisionconfessions]

who actually runs this blog now?

Me

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To be serious for 2 and a half seconds there’s a couple of mods however we’re all busy and/or depressed