I'll Burn That Bridge When I Get To It.

Em

[purplebuddhaquotes]

You’re worth a handwritten letter, a random trip at night to the beach, a painting that says more than a thousand words.

Scottie Waves (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[justseventeen]

October 1994. ‘We have shoes for moods you haven’t even felt yet.’

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Megan Fox by James Macari for Frederick’s of Hollywood Fall 2018 Collection

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

[spideyytorch]

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

[youngestalien]

cute names for your girl: slime

[youngestalien]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Oh my fucking god 😂

[woodmeat]

Tumblr is boring I’m about to try crack

[iicarys]

[turing-tested]

oh i am so genius

[turing-tested]

i filled this sugar canister with gatorade powder so i can pour it in bottles easier than the scoop

[poinsciuri]

hal why must you do these things

[turing-tested]

sounds like someones been drinking hatorade

[turing-tested]

i. poured gatorade into my coffee

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Homo Algus, Marais de Séné, Bretagne, France 

Land art by Sophie Prestigiacomo

[just-shower-thoughts]

For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won’t shut up.

[celestialyouth]

6-29-18 🌹

[notesoutofmymind]

[alexander]

she really is!!!

[sleepin]