im so fucking lonely

dear god please some hot goth alt emo punk girl crush my balls I'm so desperate please oh fuck oh god

[its-not-gay-if-its-miller]

Metal Gear Solid - a summary for newbies

Made by Hideo Kojima

A game by Hideo Kojima

Kojima, Hideo

Metal Gear Solid 1:

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!!!!

A hind d?

Liquid?

Those are trap doors

“Call me deepthroat”

Awesome fourth wall breaker

Retired soldier ate a whole pack of cigarettes to smoke during one mission.

Metal Gear Solid 2:

You thought it was Snake, but it was me, Raiden

There is a sparkling vampire

Guy on rollerblades planting bombs

Anime is real and Raiden proves it

“I’m Snake - I mean I’m totally Iroquois Pliskin”

Trained by videogames

Metal Gear Solid 3:

The Homoerotic Fanfiction you only read in incognito mode

You can zoom into boobs during chats

“Did the barrel or the bullet injured snakes eye?”

SNAKE EATEERRRRRRR

Man climbs longest ladder in history

Metal Gear Solid 4:

Everyones old because whatever

“Anyone got a smoke?”

Naomis legs

Raidens legs

The vampire is back and he has a knife attached to his crotch

“My son” and everyone cried

Memes?

Metal Gear Solid 5:

DOGS

Animals you can abduct

Now you can listen to music while riding your horse through the wildernis and slaughtering soldiers

Did Ocelot just admitted his crush on Snake

Fuck Huey

Fuck you, Huey

THIS IS PEQUOD

Revolver “Shalashaska” Ocelot (Ocelot)

Metal Gear Rising

Memes.

[weirdchristmas]

This is straight up terrifying.

[snoopingasusualisee]

[un-insecurity-council]

I swear for the life of me I can’t find him in the second one. But I feel he’s there, I just feel it

[un-insecurity-council]

So a thing you can do in this situation is go into Photoshop and have it live compare two images. Example:

Top Layer was the original, second layer was the one in question, and third is them subtracted and you can see his shirt pop out against the black.

But this one…

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Those two images are EXACTLY the same but I can feel him there. He’s got to be there

[iamawandmaker]

Mamma Mia Wrap Party

[kristilynn]

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

[ichigotchipng]

[immolationiv]

smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

[ichigotchipng]

um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual

[tacomel420]

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

his name is balloony

[tainbocuailnge]

me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok

[tainbocuailnge]

after nearly a year and many notes since making this post I am proud to announce that I have finally started making the thing this was about

[brucebocchi]

gabriel reyes: the best way to take out lacroix is by surprise. we capture his wife and reprogram her as a sleeper agent. that’s where you come in, dr. o’deorain. anything to add?

moira:

[memesandlaughs]

[orckissingchampion]

the actual official sonic the hedgehog facebook page posted this

[gayendermen]

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

they’re cool

they keep the monsters out

you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood

they look fucking epic

good view

they’re cool

[shiftaria]

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

Dig'n'done

Lots of stone

Cold, damp, and cool lookin

Torches REALLY pop deep down

Like the Earth is giving your home a hug

It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

[aestheticsandchill]

[pinesisak]

boutta post the worst fucking image ive ever made

[pinesisak]

[skribblie]

I wanted to draw more of these guys and play more with colors and original paintings. I hope y’all don’t mind…

“All the little things, All the small things, Inside my head.

Take a Look.

Come with me, This is where the party’s at!

Don’t waste your time on the small things - Don’t sweat the small stuff.”

- Too cool for school, em-One Game grumps remix

Amazing where inspirations can come from huh?

[christinecanigula-archive]

short story: technology…… bad

every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD

[aciid--heart]

This is honestly so fucking funny

[mimiadraws]

Here’s my final piece for Out of the Closet: An LGBT+ Monster Zine, organized by @lizeerdart! Thank you to everyone who supported the project! 💖🐺

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

[justintaco]

me @ my mutuals