Metal Gear Solid - a summary for newbies
Made by Hideo Kojima
A game by Hideo Kojima
Kojima, Hideo
Metal Gear Solid 1:
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!!!!
A hind d?
Liquid?
Those are trap doors
“Call me deepthroat”
Awesome fourth wall breaker
Retired soldier ate a whole pack of cigarettes to smoke during one mission.
Metal Gear Solid 2:
You thought it was Snake, but it was me, Raiden
There is a sparkling vampire
Guy on rollerblades planting bombs
Anime is real and Raiden proves it
“I’m Snake - I mean I’m totally Iroquois Pliskin”
Trained by videogames
Metal Gear Solid 3:
The Homoerotic Fanfiction you only read in incognito mode
You can zoom into boobs during chats
“Did the barrel or the bullet injured snakes eye?”
SNAKE EATEERRRRRRR
Man climbs longest ladder in history
Metal Gear Solid 4:
Everyones old because whatever
“Anyone got a smoke?”
Naomis legs
Raidens legs
The vampire is back and he has a knife attached to his crotch
“My son” and everyone cried
Memes?
Metal Gear Solid 5:
DOGS
Animals you can abduct
Now you can listen to music while riding your horse through the wildernis and slaughtering soldiers
Did Ocelot just admitted his crush on Snake
Fuck Huey
Fuck you, Huey
THIS IS PEQUOD
Revolver “Shalashaska” Ocelot (Ocelot)
Metal Gear Rising
Memes.























