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[is-itself-a-deviant]

Indie| mixed bag of muses| penned by Levis they/them| f*cking old| thus a mature writer| est, feb 2023| multi-verse| mulit-ship| Highly selective| mutuals only| med to low activity| Please read rules before interacting| Minors DNI| 21+ only||

Replies owed - four Asks - none Dash games - one

ᴿᵘˡᵉˢ| ᴹᵘˢᵉˢ| ᵛᵉʳˢᵉˢ| ᴾʳᵒᵐᵒ| ᴵⁿᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗ ᵀʳᵃᶜᵏᵉʳ| ʷⁱˢʰ ˡⁱˢᵗ|

Places I tend to lurk, some with additional muses

Muse List [under cut]

DBH **request only Gavin Reed [android verse avaliable] Nines| RK900 [Human verse available] Elijah Kamski Chloe RT600 [Human verse available**] Carl Manfred **

Star Trek Commander Thy'lek Shran Weyoun [@/weyoun-take-9]

BG3 Astarion Ancunín Levis Wilde [Tav] [DURGE verse available]

OUAT Jefferson [@/themadnesslinkedtoahat] Cheshire Cat [oc]

SPN Dean Winchester

Marvel Tony Stark

[fuckyeahtonystark]

Iron Man 3 (2013), dir. Shane Black.

[wonderlandmemes]

Munday Questions. Send in a number(s) to get to know the mun better! Disclaimer: the mun reserves the right not to answer a question for their own personal comfort.

What is your preferred name?

What are your pronouns?

How old are you?

What is your zodiac sign?

What time zone are you in?

What other fandoms are you in, apart from this one?

What drew you to writing your current character(s)?

Have you ever met anyone outside of RP?

How would you describe your aesthetic?

What is your favorite fictional character (in or out of the current fandom)?

What are your favorite hobbies besides roleplaying/writing?

What is your first language?

How many languages do you speak?

How long have you been roleplaying?

Have you ever caught feelings for a roleplay partner?

What is your favorite band/music genre?

What is your favorite food?

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?

If you could learn any language at the snap of your fingers, which would you learn, and why?

Who is your celebrity crush?

[honest2godd]

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)

[is-itself-a-deviant]

Could i kiss you?

[sixthweyoun]

"You know, i have found myself wondering, what you'd taste like." His glance almost preditorial as he eyes the vorta from the tops of their ridged ears, to their lightly polished shoes. "Just so we're clear, i am talking about your blood, as for the rest of you, I could take it or leave it." From Astarion

Weyoun stares at the pale elf for a long time. It's an unusual request, but at least he's made it clear that sex isn't what he's after.

But those eyes. That glint of hunger. His people evolved from prey animals— Founder intervention aside, he knows that look.

"And if I refuse?" he asks.

[is-itself-a-deviant]

Astarion couldn't help but scoff at the creature's remark. He should have considered themselves lucky to have such a choice. So many of his past victims hadn't known what was coming, most uncaring as they drank in his charms and fine attributes to give half a damn. Beautiful gifts for his master. Cowardice on his part because after more than a few lashings and that soul-breaking year locked starving in the crypt, he could no longer find the courage to disobey.

"Aha," the vampire chuckled darkly, "I was merely speculating. I don't bite unless invited."

[is-itself-a-deviant]

"Hes a self made man and worships his creator" - John Bright

[radiantresource]

Anonymously (or not) tell me how my portrayal is!

[itsalcngstory]

“ Everything's fine. Normal is a state of mind. ” from Levis to whomever is loudest

A brow quirks up at the given words, arms coming to a tight fold at her chest as head cants enough of a tilt to easily reveal the tiefling's curiosity.

"I think having a normal state of mind in this group is weird at this point."

@is-itself-a-deviant

[is-itself-a-deviant]

Levis was sure they'd heard the phrase 'thinking aloud' as a passing comment, though it was painfully evident that they'd yet to master its art. Adding to it the fact they'd just uttered one of Gale's affirmations. Well, now it was just embarrassing. Not that Nysa didn't hold a valid point.

"True," Levis nodded, a slight purple hue spreading across their cheeks.

They were indeed a messed up bunch of misguided misfits and rag-tags, but with their varied skills and abilities, they'd managed to save a few lives while searching for a cure to cure themselves. Not to mention that there were never enough Teiflings banding together like they were.

"I think deep down, everyone else would agree too."

[friedkins]

Is that the plan? I mean, we just got here, right? I thought she was teaching you stuff.

[winedark-whump]

Handcuffed characters using their handcuffs to strangle their captors and thereby turning their restraints into weapons, flipping symbolic defeat into real danger, making their captors the one in chains....very fun

[leneemusing]

what’s the first thing your muse noticed about mine? 

tell me what it is about my muse that drew yours in. physical attributes, mannerisms, appearance etc. 

[is-itself-a-deviant]

How have I only just discovered this!

[awak3andal1v3]

"The deviant hunter?" Now that got Cole's full attention. His LED flickers to yellow before spinning back to blue. "No, and unless he's woken up himself, he should stay far away from here." A brief pause, before tentatively asking, "Do you... Have any information about him?"

[is-itself-a-deviant]

The flicker of the overs LED snatched her attention, stealing her previous curiosities and giving her a focus. It hadn't been the response she'd expected, though it offered relief enough that some parts of her essential systems settled back within normal limits. The term 'woken up' remained undefined. Something she could enquire about later, perhaps.

Offering out her arm to initiate an interface, Chloe brought up the video recollection of what had happened when the named droid and his human partner came to her home looking for answers.

@awak3andal1v3

[untitledmemes]

Narrator Outtakes Prompts

An assortment of prompts taken from the Narrator Outtakes (Baldur's Gate 3) videos on Youtube. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ Think you know how to pronounce it? I think not! ”

“ I haven't read one line yet, how did it get weird already? ”

“ That is some fantasy bullshit right there. ”

“ Yeah, everything's fine. ”

“ Calm, breath. It's ok. ”

“ Nobody talks to me. Nobody ever talks to me! ”

“ You may know me from such things as lying on the sofa eating cheese for several months. ”

“ What does this word mean? ”

“ I can make up words too! ”

“ I'm enjoying myself. ”

“ Enjoy the fantasy, and then call a therapist. ”

“ Wow, I am a patronizing bitch today. ”

“ No filth for you, ha ha. ”

“ It's already injured, maybe just kill him a bit. ”

“ You're a nerd. We're all nerds here. ”

“ The world continues to turn while you read everything. ”

“ I have no hands, apart from the ones I use to repeatedly slap you with. ”

“ Where were we? Who am I? What day is it? Why do my arms hurt? ”

“ Sometimes you think you're on mute and you're not. ”

“ Frantic bi energy. ”

“ I can fuck my way through any problem! ”

“ I've got splinters in places you don't want to know about, but I'm through. ”

“ We live in horny jail, you can't send us there. We've got the keys! ”

“ Go on. Do it. See what happens. ”

“ Who the fuck do you think you are? ”

“ Somebody studied Shakespear and now it's everybody's problem. ”

“ I think we need to have an intervention. ”

“ I like hearing you breathing. ”

“ Oh, aren't they having a nice time? But you're going to die. ”

“ I've lost my authority! ”

“ Right, fine. Whatever. This is my job and I'm not tired at all. ”

“ It's happening again. It's happening again! ”

“ Everything's fine. Normal is a state of mind. ”

“ I'm a professional. I can say the word 'erected' without laughing. Once. ”

“ I have exceptionally moist ankles. ”

“ I learned a word today. I don't know what it means. ”

“ There's a name for what you are and you'll learn it one day. ”

“ He's lucky I didn't rip his face off and melt it like plasticine. ”

“ It's not you, it's... It really is me. ”

“ I am the problem here and I am fully aware, but I made the decision to inflict me on everyone else. ”

“ They do like just slamming shit together in this, don't they? ”

“ I'm taking myself off to the chamber of penance. ”

“ Who doesn't like to prod an eye? ”

“ You got it, buddy. ”

“ Try not to look too closely, everything's gonna start swirling. ”

“ It's a little bit sexy, but you are going to be covered in blood in the end. ”

[is-itself-a-deviant]

Me - with 85% muses somewhere within the Ace and|or Aro spectrum Dash - [aggressively horny] Astarion -

[rngrn]