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alright. this is it. content warning: disgusting professions of love. instagram also told me today’s #wcw and #wce which of course it is. anyway. unbelievable that after all this damn time we ended up right back here. you and me, B. i love you so goddamn much. your drive and your passion are inspiring. your creativity and smarts are mindblowing. and your stubbornness is unmatched. you’ve been through a lot and you’re still a phenomenal person. not everyone can say that. you know me better than i know myself sometimes and you’ve never been afraid to give me a swift kick in the ass. you make me a better man. i can’t thank whatever higher power enough. and i can’t thank you enough for... well, bein’ you. despite currently livin’ it up in Paris, which is supposedly one of the most beautiful countries out here, there’s not a whole lot about it that compares to you. but i wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else. happy fuckin’ birthday brat @blakesrutherford

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alfredhudson:

Or we just cancel their flights. I’m realising France is like, famous for their cheese? Or is that Switzerland? I don’t know. Lots of French sounding cheeses that stink a lot.

An even better idea. I’m also realizing that, right here, right now, with you. Had no idea. I know the bare minimum about France. That’s what Blake’s for. Swiss cheese is from Switzerland, isn’t it? Or is that like french fries where it sounds like it should be from a certain country but it’s really just American lyin’.

#d: freddie

riverfabs:

Yeah, obviously I try and avoid them and they are a last resort but I will go on one if I have to. Ah, well I hope you enjoy it and the weather is good for you! There’s so much to do in Paris you’ll definitely have fun. Lil old Tybee is beautiful in it’s own way I suppose.

I get that. Sucks that boats aren’t fast enough to be practical. Thanks, River. Definitely. Blake’s got all the plans, I’m just here to make her instagram look good. Yeah for sure. Small town charm and all that.

#d: river

jedidiahevans:

That is not how it works.

Alright fine that’s fair, I just like bein’ right.

#d: jedi

jedidiahevans:

Brighton, of course.

Of course. Don’t know why I even asked. That’s worse, for the record.

#d: jedi

alfredhudson:

No, you don’t understand. The flight attendant had to, like, confiscate it. It was that bad.

Oh. Jesus. Nevermind. Planes are cancelled ‘til people can learn to behave.

#d: freddie

levi-evans:

You seriously need to lighten the fuck up, dude.

I’m light as a goddamn feather, dude. Problem?

#d: levi

cassiaxdavis:

It does seem like it’s a lot for network TV but it’s totally about the whole heaven and hell thing! They just don’t really come out and say it. Not that I’ve seen. I’m still cringing super hard about the no shoes and airplane floor thing. God. I would hate to be a stewardess because you see all the gross things people do during travel. Plus people are real rude and mean when they’re cranky.

Capitalism and science…Maybe they can go hand in hand in some way?? How long will you be in France?

That’s... huh. Interesting. I’d say I’d give it a shot but I absolutely know I won’t. Right? And if you’re not dealin’ with rude, cranky, or inconsiderate people you’ve got the entire creeps who hit on stewardesses like they’ve never seen a female in their lives before. Just as fuckin’ gross.

Sure, just like oil and vinegar. (They don’t mix). Til the 13th. Longest birthday celebration of my life. Worth it though.

#d: cassia

blakesrutherford:

It keeps you from doing sometimes, it’s not that hard babe, keep up; will you? Does it really though? Or do I just start moaning your name? Complaining? No, just making a point. Mhm, you’re lucky you’re charming, I guess. My ass is wonderful, you’re getting a real treat here. Peak romantic. Yeah, duh. Why are you even asking?

Whatever. If you’re too busy saying my name to say anything else then yeah, I win. The point being that I still win? Good talk. It ain’t luck babe, I’m just that irresistible. Well, could switch the positions. It’s your birthday after all. Hm. So you’re worried about getting kicked outta a country but not about having sex on a plane? You tend to have a real issue with volume.

#d: blake #nsfw #//remember when they had normal conversations #me neither

crawfordjune:

Wait, you’re in Paris? How is it? I mean, the flight was probably bad, but how mad can a person be about that when end up in one of the greatest cities ever?

Last I checked it wasn’t some weirdly specific fever dream. It’s cool, thanks. Some of the food is wild as fuck but it’s pretty and shit. Yeah I’m sure I sounded real entitled about it but whatever. I never got the whole hype about Paris before. Think I’m startin’ to now though.

#d: june

levi-evans:

Dude, you need to stop complaining and start talking about the epicness that is France.

Catch the hell up, I complain about everything. Different countries don’t change that. Epic or not. Which it is but that’s not the point.

#d: levi

jedidiahevans:

I do love you. Does it make it better if I say that she’s not my favorite Rutherford, just my favorite out of you two? Wait. No. That makes it worse, doesn’t it?

Depends on who your favorite Rutherford is. It was better for a second. You tried man. I get it. She’s the more charming one. I accepted that about ten years ago.