Isabel Cuckoo

Co-Headmistress The Head of All High-Level Reconstruction assignment

[isabelcuckoo]

since you and Miss P* are most DEFINITELY not dating and you're COMPLETELY and UTTERLY single, curious parties would like to know if you have a type (in the romantic sense) and, if so, what this hypothetical woman individual must be like to make you fancy them so? what Peculiarity might you like? would you prefer a fellow Ymbryne? the people must know!

~🪻

*whom one hopes is well; I'd tell her myself but I prefer my identity to remain unknown

Naturally, you must understand that Ymbrynes do not date, nor do they engage in romantic relationships.

However, since you seem so interested in a very hypothetical relationship, allow me to say that I would most certainly prefer a fellow Ymbryne. As the saying goes, “Only an Ymbryne can truly understand another Ymbryne.”

As for the character of this entirely hypothetical person, I should prefer someone more composed and restrained than myself. Then again, I do not believe I have ever met a person more frivolous than I am! Also, I am quite certain that any individual I might fancy would have to be an interesting, thoughtful, and caring person. Nothing is more beautiful than a beautiful soul, is it not?🍎

I sincerely hope that, for such an answer, the Council of Ymbrynes will not condemn me to service in the Punishment Loop. Although, the only person who could possibly do so would be ma chère Alma.

And she would never do such a thing, would she? @headmistress-peregrine, would you spare me from such a fate?

[isabelcuckoo]

When you are feeling better, ma chère, we really ought to clean this dusty place. Young Ymbrynes do leave quite a mess, do they not? @headmistress-peregrine

[headmistress-peregrine]

Dear acquaintances of the Tumblr,

It is with great solemnity that I announce the following:

I have fallen ill.

To my children, there is no need to oversee my care; Miss Cuckoo has taken a day off from Council duties (bless her avian heart).

During this unscheduled downtime, I invite you all to send inquiries to my account. Mind your manners in doing so.

With gratitude,

Alma L. Peregrine

[isabelcuckoo]

Always ready to help. I wish I could help you more, ma chére. I’ll arrive in no time to oversee everything, you shall not worry!🍎

[headmistress-peregrine]

What's your favourite soup and blanket? I'll drop some off frfr

I do enjoy soupe à l’ail. As for blankets, my favourites are patchwork quilts; they’re wonderfully intricate. I’m uncertain as to how you’d “drop some off,” given that I’m at an undisclosed location, but your words are appreciated.

With gratitude,

Alma L. Peregrine

[isabelcuckoo]

It was such a delight to cook it for you, ma chére!

[headmistress-peregrine]

No words.

[isabelcuckoo]

Ma chére, I shall be there in no time to help you with the cleaning. You ought not to overwork yourself! I tell you so again and again, and yet you remain stubborn in that matter. The world will not collapse without us, ma chére.

[isabelcuckoo]

Mes chers, I have not written in my blog for quite some time, as our duties at the Council occupy nearly all of Miss Peregrine’s and my time. Pray, tell me, what has transpired of late?

@headmistress-peregrine, ma chére, I hope you are feeling better after last evening!

Is @backmouthclaire quite safe and sound?

[isabelcuckoo]

Hello Miss! How are you doing?

- Claire 🎀🦷

Well, hello Claire!🍎

Simply amazing, I would say. And how are you, ma petite?

[isabelcuckoo]

Ma chére, you are a sight for weary eyes!❤️

@headmistress-peregrine

[headmistress-peregrine]

To my dear friends. Allies. Enemies. “Simps” and what have you.

I haven’t any idea how to send private messages on this modern telephone. Rest assured, the shoes were a purely platonic gift without any correlation to Valentine’s Day.

This is believable.

All inquiries regarding this unfortunate mishap will be met with no comment, or otherwise dismissed.

Respectfully,

Alma L. Peregrine

[isabelcuckoo]

Absolutely!

[headmistress-peregrine]

@isabelcuckoo

Thank you for the shoes, darling. Is there an occasion that calls for such pleasantries?

(Note: The ankle was unintentional.)

[isabelcuckoo]

I happened upon this pair and thought how beautifully they would suit you, ma chére! I don’t require an occasion for a small gift for you, tu sais. And the glimpse of your ankle is unintentional, yet undeniably delightful.🍎

[isabelcuckoo]

Hello Miss can you please make it so that I can marry horace thank you goodbye.

Hello, Mr O’Connor. As much as I as I would love to help you, I am not your headmistress. My best advice would be to speak with Miss P!

(P.S. I am quite surprised with your message😲)

[isabelcuckoo]

Veuillez faire preuve de discrétion.

Bien sûr, ma chére!

[headmistress-peregrine]

Fellows of the Peculiar Tumblr, acquaintances, estranged brothers, children, and alternate versions of children,

I’ve finally done it. I proudly present to you:

A spreadsheet.

Isn’t it marvelous?

I managed to use emoticons, text colours and whatnot. I used the little clicky pebble called a “mouse.” I even used the blasted keyboard despite the letters being rearranged in some incomprehensible order.

[isabelcuckoo]

“Dearest acquaintances”, ma chére? I feel like what we have is more than that, but I’m sincerely pleased with their word “dearest”!

[marygih]

New Perekoo fanfic 👀

Isabel suffers from loop lag and doesn't properly treat it, and as a result she acquires one of the rarest symptoms: a spontaneous pregnancy. Then she gives birth to a baby, a clone of herself, and she and Alma will have to learn to deal with it.

[isabelcuckoo]

I am quite fond of your works, and Miss Peregrine’s clothes is very tasteful!🍎 (And mine too, I must admit it.)

However, I am unsuitable to children, and, Birds’ help me, motherhood! I am far better inclined toward politics and deals with Americans than toward the raising of kids.

And what is “fanfic”?

[isabelcuckoo]

I beg your pardon for my long absence. As you are aware, the Christmas season and the New Year have only just passed. I hope you spent the holidays most pleasantly!❤️

(As you can see, I’ve learned how to use so-called emojis. It seems that time in the Loops has not aged me as much as it was said!)

[headmistress-peregrine]

People of the Tumblr, Miss Cuckoo and I most firmly deny any notion of romantic involvement on our part.

Wouldn’t you agree, @isabelcuckoo? Would you not agree?

[isabelcuckoo]

You’re my dear friend, ma chére. And yet it would be a lie to call what we share an ordinary friendship. You are far closer to me than a friend would ever be.

[isabelcuckoo]

Our headmistress in all her glory.

@headmistress-peregrine, your photographs are simply stunning!