Isabel Cuckoo

To my dear friends. Allies. Enemies. “Simps” and what have you.

I haven’t any idea how to send private messages on this modern telephone. Rest assured, the shoes were a purely platonic gift without any correlation to Valentine’s Day.

This is believable.

All inquiries regarding this unfortunate mishap will be met with no comment, or otherwise dismissed.

Respectfully,

Alma L. Peregrine

Absolutely!

@isabelcuckoo

Thank you for the shoes, darling. Is there an occasion that calls for such pleasantries?

(Note: The ankle was unintentional.)

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #alma peregrine

I happened upon this pair and thought how beautifully they would suit you, ma chére! I don’t require an occasion for a small gift for you, tu sais. And the glimpse of your ankle is unintentional, yet undeniably delightful.🍎

Hello Miss can you please make it so that I can marry horace thank you goodbye.

Hello, Mr O’Connor. As much as I as I would love to help you, I am not your headmistress. My best advice would be to speak with Miss P!

(P.S. I am quite surprised with your message😲)

#mphfpc #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #enoch o'connor #horace somnusson

Veuillez faire preuve de discrétion.

Bien sûr, ma chére!

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #alma peregrine

Fellows of the Peculiar Tumblr, acquaintances, estranged brothers, children, and alternate versions of children,

I’ve finally done it. I proudly present to you:

A spreadsheet.

Isn’t it marvelous?

I managed to use emoticons, text colours and whatnot. I used the little clicky pebble called a “mouse.” I even used the blasted keyboard despite the letters being rearranged in some incomprehensible order.

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #alma lefay peregrine

“Dearest acquaintances”, ma chére? I feel like what we have is more than that, but I’m sincerely pleased with their word “dearest”!

marygih

New Perekoo fanfic 👀

Isabel suffers from loop lag and doesn't properly treat it, and as a result she acquires one of the rarest symptoms: a spontaneous pregnancy. Then she gives birth to a baby, a clone of herself, and she and Alma will have to learn to deal with it.

#mphfpc #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #isabel cuckoo

I am quite fond of your works, and Miss Peregrine’s clothes is very tasteful!🍎 (And mine too, I must admit it.)

However, I am unsuitable to children, and, Birds’ help me, motherhood! I am far better inclined toward politics and deals with Americans than toward the raising of kids.

And what is “fanfic”?

I beg your pardon for my long absence. As you are aware, the Christmas season and the New Year have only just passed. I hope you spent the holidays most pleasantly!❤️

(As you can see, I’ve learned how to use so-called emojis. It seems that time in the Loops has not aged me as much as it was said!)

#mphfpc #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #isabel cuckoo

People of the Tumblr, Miss Cuckoo and I most firmly deny any notion of romantic involvement on our part.

Wouldn’t you agree, @isabelcuckoo? Would you not agree?

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #alma peregrine

You’re my dear friend, ma chére. And yet it would be a lie to call what we share an ordinary friendship. You are far closer to me than a friend would ever be.

Our headmistress in all her glory.

@headmistress-peregrine, your photographs are simply stunning!

#mphfpc #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #alma peregrine

h0ll0wgasts

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!! I REPEAT THE HOLLOW EGGS ARE HATCHING!!!!

@thelast-h0llowhunter @h0llow-xpl0re wtf do we do!! The rest of the eggs are beginning to crack and a wooden fence isn’t strong enough to keep them in place

Every peculiar in miss peregrines loop please stay indoors until further notice and do NOT leave the house

@fionaintheflowers @that-beekeeper @autistic-necromancer @henrythebee @headmistress-peregrine @wynthestrongwoman

autistic-necromancer

HOLLOW EGGS??? MY GOD, THIS IS WHY I NEVER STEP FOOT NEAR THE STATES!

Enoch, these are in our backyard. They're from that hole I feel into.

autistic-necromancer

They be in Jacob's backyard??? I'm stuck in an elevator shaft righ' now, how was I supposed to know!?

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAY ATTENTION! How do you think I find out anything about this damn situation? The blog posts. BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY IS EXPLAINING ANYTHING TO ME!

thefirefindsahomeinme

They're HATCHING?! Oh my birds WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE!!

I mean, I threatened Tatterleg... Is that good? But yes, this keeps getting worse and worse and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN FOOD! Or Bunny! Bunny is still on the floor and I can't reach him. @autistic-necromancer are you freed from the elevator yet?

thefirefindsahomeinme

I am so proud of you.

SOMEONE PLEASE GET HER FOOD, I AM ABOUT TO COME TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL MYSELF.

Please do, I'm by myself and Enochs stuck in an elevator and Tatterleg won't tell me what he's prescribed me and nobody is letting me take the medicine until we find out and the pain is back, Emma, and everything hurts so very much and I want Bunny and I'm hungry!

thefirefindsahomeinme

Alright I'm coming Claire. I'll be there as soon as I can and we'll get Bunny and some food for you.

@everyone I'm going to the hospital to be with Claire. Don't be alarmed, just keep yourselves safe.

Yay, please hurry. I'm not sure where Miss Peregrine is, or if she's ever gonna visit so if maybe you or @wynthestrongwoman or @thelast-h0llowhunter could get ahold of her and convince her to visit me as well that would be great...

thelast-h0llowhunter

Claire honey I hate that I have to do this to you but I have no contact with miss pereginre. Please ask Claire since I asked the other me to get in contact with her

Sadly she isn’t answering any of our calls

What do you mean she's not answering your calls...?

h0llow-xpl0re

She just isn’t picking up the phone at all, I tried contacting other ymbrines that are close by or someone that works in the peculiar government but no one is helping me get to her or ANYONE

@headmistress-peregrine where are you?! You said you'd be here YESTERDAY! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ANYONES CALLS?! @isabelcuckoo are you two ok?! Please tell me you are! Please!

#mphfpc #alma lefay peregrine #isabel cuckoo #photography

Children, we are in an important meeting.

Stay out of any trouble or problems until we get back!

Miss P and I are in complete safety, I assure you.

This is our old photography with Miss Peregrine.

It’s been a long time, ma chére!

@headmistress-peregrine

do not use the word "lovely" within this cite or within vicinity of miss peregrine in real life if you have not already heard.

thank me later.

-s.b.

My Birds, could someone explain me why? I would be very pleased, you’ve got my full attention now!

Greetings to all!

It is I, Miss Isabel Cuckoo. Unfortunately, I had to create a new so-called account for personal reasons, but I am here once again.

So do tell me, mes chers, what were your days filled with?

I believe you all were reasonable and respectful to our Headmistress!

@headmistress-peregrine?

Ma chérie, how my heart rejoices to receive your missives once more! You may be delighted to learn that the people of the Tumblr have only caused the usual chaos, nothing more and nothing less.